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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Just now, Horn80 said:

Penalties never get corrected by McCarthy

He never gets angry about them and chews someone out.  Just sighs and gets back to thinking about donuts....

Just enough time to get a FG. 
 

yay I guess? 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Wow they called a hold on Parsons. Is that even allowed?

ref knew it didn't matter, pulled the flag when he knew the sack was coming.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Flag flags flags. How does the NFL think this is a good product?

I watch other games. Their defenses aren’t obviously jumping offsides and having 12 men on defense. The cowboys are a poorly coached team with low iq players. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

I watch other games. Their defenses aren’t obviously jumping offsides and having 12 men on defense. The cowboys are a poorly coached team with low iq players. 

I am at the point where I don't even get excited for any plays in real time, I check the screen to see if the yellow flag graphic pops up. That goes for college, too. 

You know what would be good to have here, another timeout.

Ugh it’s gonna be offsetting. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Guyton is a fucking trash can. 

he'll be a right tackle in 2 years.

This oline is trash.  Guyton is getting owned by all types of moves.  Dak has got to throw that away 

Great job with the penalties. 

Can the ghost of Jerry Lee Lewis come back and give Jerry Jones covid?

Guyton

mazi Smith

Shitbag Notre Dame linebacker in the 3rd round

just making the most of their limited resources. 

This is worse than a first preseason game.

1 minute ago, Real Papi said:

This oline is trash.  Guyton is getting owned by all types of moves.  Dak has got to throw that away 

Okay I know it’s the thing but Jesus fucking Christ.  Guyton was beat off the snap. 
 

Dak didn’t have a chance to throw it away unless you wanted grounding on him. 

This is the last cowboys game I’m watching on purpose. This is giving me eye cancer. 

McCarthy needs to be fired.  they are dumb and undisciplined just like their coach.

Actually feel sorry for Dak tonight.  

OL has to be one of the worst in the league. Everyone seems slow. 

Defense is the worst in the league.

This team fucking blows.

Just now, dcar00 said:

McCarthy needs to be fired.  they are dumb and undisciplined just like their coach.

Get rid of Zimmer, too.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Dak over there watching youtube

*Prime 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This is the last cowboys game I’m watching on purpose. This is giving me eye cancer. 

I’m think colon.

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

this crew…

What calls did the get wrong other than the facemask (which should have been against the cowboys). Guyton is like a make a wish kid out there holding on every other play. They’ve jumped offsides 3 times. They had 12 men on the field. 
 

Very obvious penalties. 

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Dak over there watching youtube

he's catching up on Rings of Power on Prime.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

OL has to be one of the worst in the league. Everyone seems slow. 

Defense is the worst in the league.

This team fucking blows.

Get rid of Zimmer, too.

Sure. he's like a don't care at this point.  they are all retreads.

The refs going to start announcing penalties, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

someone must have trolled the cowboys to get them to take Guyton.  He's undersized, slow, stupid and a sooner.  He has to hold to play left tackle in the NFL

I cannot believe the spouses of these halftime commenter guys let them out of the house dressed like clowns.

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

OL has to be one of the worst in the league. Everyone seems slow. 

Defense is the worst in the league.

This team fucking blows.

Get rid of Zimmer, too.

This looks like one of the weakest Cowboy team in a long time.  

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

I cannot believe the spouses of these halftime commenter guys let them out of the house dressed like clowns.

Just saw the postgame was sponsored by JC Penney, so it makes a little more sense. 

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Just saw the postgame was sponsored by JC Penney, so it makes a little more sense. 

So, Amazon is buying JC Penny?

What's funny is, Everybody and I mean Everybody, said are you going to address the running game?  Are you going to after a free agent splash or draft a back?

Nahh we're good

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