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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Michaels said "hold" instead of hole, he knew the flag was coming even before the play ended.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm so pissed Fat Mike didn't let Aubrey try that 66 yarder against Cleveland. 

71 yarder, they took a delay while contemplating the 66 yarder (that he made after the whistle blew)

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So this drive is over. 
 

forgot one penalty absolutely meant give up. 
 

1st and 19 run.  Makes so much fucking sense.  
 

now you’ll do another give up run and then ask Dak to convert a 3rd and 12 deep in his own territory. 

And that penalty not only destroyed their drive it gifted the giants most likely points 

Just run 4 verts and throw it downfield. That bullshit to the fullback is the loseriest shit you will see all week. 

how are those holds?  give me a fucking break.

the swing pass was thrown so badly that it could only have gotten 1 yard of gain.    zero chance of being able to catch it and run upfield

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Just run 4 verts and throw it downfield. That bullshit to the fullback is the loseriest shit you will see all week. 

Not sure we'd have enough time to run verticals.  Guyton is getting beat like he stole something..... He had a good TC, but he's really hurting out there.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

71 yarder, they took a delay while contemplating the 66 yarder (that he made after the whistle blew)

Yup, I thought it sounded wrong, so fucking pissed.

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

This is setting up for a loss in the 4Q

Sadly...... yes.  They're going to get one big play and steal this.

Watching Army just giving it to Temple (sorry, corch drayton).

 

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gotta love that refs completely ignore the fucking stiff arm to the face a  full second before the ball got to him

Bad tackling makes a manageable 4th down 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

If you’re going to drop off by 12 yards than make a damn tackle

Yep. It was like clock work. Gave up and extra 4 yards mending a sure fire go for it situation. 
 

and the cowboys aren’t going to grt that stop. 

not even slightly surprised that the missed tackle which cost 3 yards resulted in the giants going for it and converting.

 

fucking tackle... you are getting paid for it

On 9/23/2024 at 9:41 AM, horn009 said:

The Cowboys' front seven is non-existent. To win in the NFL playoffs, defenses must be able to stop the run. 

Then you got Diggs out there on 4th and 3rd giving Neighbors a 5 yard cushion. 

Why are they making a big deal out of Diggs covering Nabors? Diggs isn’t stopping shit. 

Parsons is the highest paid trainer in the league 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

And he's hurt again. Is this going to be an every year thing?

yep.

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not even slightly surprised that the missed tackle which cost 3 yards resulted in the giants going for it and converting.

 

fucking tackle... you are getting paid for it

Actually they aren’t paying people to tackle.  they blew all their money on a shitass blowU WR and meh QB. Lost their DC and keeping a fat retard HC. 

 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why are they making a big deal out of Diggs covering Nabors? Diggs isn’t stopping shit. 

He had 7 picks like 3 years ago so he’s awesome

I say again, go score and break their will.  Touchdown wins it

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We're playing our 3rd, 5th, and 7th CBs..... but we didn't need to sign Gilmore.... Nah.  Diggs coming off injury and Bland were going to stay healthy all year.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jones hasn’t had a man in his face all night

Guyton can fix that.

Thankfully on 3rd and 14 their wide open WR dropped a pass that hit him in the hands. Not sure why NY didn’t throw it to the fullback for 2 yards. 

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Just now, AbeFroman said:

I say again, go score and break their will.  Touchdown wins it

Let's hope we can get some blocking rather than penalties from the OL.....

 

14 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

how are those holds?  give me a fucking break.

It's pretty obvious there's been an agenda from the start. Only a Cowboys hater would claim otherwise. Like, they aren't even trying to hide it.

I don't gamble so I don't know the reasons/plays, but there's definitely some orchestration going on by people other than the players. It's hilarious (assuming you don't have money riding on it).

He had 7 picks like 3 years ago so he’s awesome
They have plenty of money, they just suck at roster management. You think 2 contracts breaks you? The Eagles laugh at that.

Dan Quinn's defense was atrocious when it mattered most.

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