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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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They almost gave it up. 

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Lulz @ that one idiot ref trying to call that complete despite it obviously being dropped and not even in bounds.

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Just now, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I like how they show a blatant hold on Parsons in slow motion and don't even comment on it. 

Most announcers are company men. They aren't going to go out of their way to trash the refs.

10 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

who has 23-20 final score?

23-15 might be in play...  

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

lol, how did that one ref even want to argue it was a catch?

wants Giants to win?

Manors knocked himself the fuck out

Wish the cowboys had even like the 35th best running back in the league. Zeke just ran into his oline instead of the hole. 

that elliot spot was a yard behind where the ball landed.

he didnt get a first... but it should be 3rd and a half yard  not 3rd and 2

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

lol, how did that one ref even want to argue it was a catch?

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Parsons blatantly held, no call. Giants guy drives into Guyton, falls down, we are called for holding.

I am not a big Parsons fan but how often he is held with zero calls is amazing.

It’s dumb they rush him up the middle though where he can get held and rolled up on. 
 

Over thinking it. Just rush him on the outside where the ref is 5 feet unobstructed view of the hold he’s not going to call. 

Danny Jones IQ has to be under 80

 dude looks like a Neanderthal he’s got no spark in those eyes

This is the first Giants game I've seen Brian Daboll not try to kill Daniel Jones by running him student body left/student body right two out of three downs.

The way this team turtles is just so silly. 

Just now, DixonHur said:

Time to cover the spread

Oops... Sorry to anyone I jinxed

And he missed. 
 

the giants are about to win the game.  
 

And it’s probably the end of automatic Aubrey too. 

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

23-15 might be in play...  

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NOPE 😬

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Hail Mary defeat after that would be oh so Fat Mike

Yeah, that was some bullshit offense...

Ballgame? LoL

Just now, dcar00 said:

hooker sucks ass.

I would've cut him after that tight end walked him down at the end of the first half.

Fuck you Zimmer, you didn’t do shit.

Why is Zimmer so happy?  He knows how bad the Giants suck.  

I have no idea why we tried a FG there. Take the delay and kick a sky high punt and make them drive 80yds minimum with zero timeouts and barely any time.

But it's Daniel Jones and the Giants so you can get away with whatever all game and still win.

Yeesh what a terrible game but got the W.

It has been nice having the auto 4 wins with Wash and NYG.  not sure we do that this year though.

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