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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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My favorite rain game fiasco was a Monday night game Steelers vs Miami. Used to be that Heinz field would replace the sod the week after the western pa high school playoffs had 4 games in a day on the field. But the remnants of a hurricane coming through prevented the replacement of the turf so they just laid a second layer of sod over the top of the old stuff. A rain delay right before the game meant that the center of the field was a layer of grass over 6 inches of mud. Guys would try to cut and sink to their calf in mud. Punts were plugging halfway down the ball where they landed. 

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Dude was blanketed 

And we haven't pass blocked well once...... amazing we got 3.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

damn he threw it into tight coverage 

CD is the only cowboys WR that can ever get open. 

Because of Aubrey, teams need to go into goal line defense starting at 50 yard line.

2 minutes ago, heso said:

My favorite rain game fiasco was a Monday night game Steelers vs Miami. Used to be that Heinz field would replace the sod the week after the western pa high school playoffs had 4 games in a day on the field. But the remnants of a hurricane coming through prevented the replacement of the turf so they just laid a second layer of sod over the top of the old stuff. A rain delay right before the game meant that the center of the field was a layer of grass over 6 inches of mud. Guys would try to cut and sink to their calf in mud. Punts were plugging halfway down the ball where they landed. 

Winter rules

 

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Kneeland down.  LOL!  We'll be on DE5 on the depth chart to start training camp now.  If Pitt can't score at will on this defense, they should just pack it in...... blow it up and rebuild.

I feel like when you face the cowboys defense it’s just like facing the practice squad during a thump scrimmage at practice. 

Holy shit what just happened.  Overshown makes a play and then we get a stop on 3rd down?!

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LOL.  Steelers are such pussies in the booth.  This is the worst defense they'll play all year and they run on 3rd and long.  JFC.

 

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Kneeland down.  LOL!  We'll be on DE5 on the depth chart to start training camp now.  If Pitt can't score at will on this defense, they should just pack it in...... blow it up and rebuild.

Do a Jimmy Johnson and play linebackers at DE, let speed win.

Some awesome coaching on that series.

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LOL!  Fat McCarthy needs to never think he can out think someone.  So stupid.

And the Brooks got the first down on 2nd down.

5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL.  Steelers are such pussies in the booth.  This is the worst defense they'll play all year and they run on 3rd and long.  JFC.

 

The Steelers offense has become so unbelievably risk averse the last few years. They do everything they can to win games 12-9. 

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

Just now, DixonHur said:

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

He's a rookie

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Thought that was first down.

It was. 
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1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

I knew this guy was gonna be a failure when he was throwing Horns Down in draft intro video

Just now, DixonHur said:

And?

You expect rookies to be great? 

Some do. Most need time to develop

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Hold on to the fucking ball, Hooker!!!!  I mean, we're not going to get many opportunities.... 

Just now, Hermanator said:

You expect rookies to be great? 

Some do. Most need time to develop

No, I expect 1st rounders to be serviceable.   Guyton is not.

The absolute worst challenging team in the league and it's not close

lol that’s gonna be a wasted challenge

Oh NOW the fat idiot challenges.  Just about perfect.

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What is Fat McCarthy challenging???

Is this guy fucking special needs????

YOu like just giving timeouts away???

 

Bad challenge... the Cowboys apparently skip arm day

McCarthy is fucking worthless. A fucking clinic on incompetence. A perfect jerry puppet.

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