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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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  • Firemans4Horn
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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

We played Cleveland and NY

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

Deshaun Watson is Bad at Everything Now

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

refs made sure pitt go it back

Except Fields wanted it more than the Cowboys defensive guy. 

 

I’m fully confident we’re about to give the Steelers a free first down on a defensive penalty on this next play.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

It is a mystery.

You know what I love about all my fellow cowboy fans. We hate these fuckers so much. Bain of our existence.  But fuck we cannot quit these losers 🤣🤣🤣. Reading these comments has me laughing. There isn’t a harder group of stone hearted people than cowboy fans 

Our offensive play calling is the Mike Mcarthy challenges of play calling 

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It was. 
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Cowboys got to be the worst regarding challenges.

The Quarter Billion Dollar Man, ladies and gentlemen.

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nice throw and catch. We’re in Aubrey territory. 

Until Dak Daks it up.

If you’re going to run the zone-read then run the zone-read. Dak should have kept it. 
 

and on cue Terrance Steele turns back into a human turnstile. 

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Fuck that..... Our OT's are turnstiles but that's on Dak.  Get rid of the fucking ball!!!!  You know they suck.  Get rid of the ball.

 

Line play on both sides is pathetic. Just a bunch of bodies standing around doing jack fucking shit. 

QB 101. When you’ve held the ball for several seconds, THROW IT AWAY. Idiot. No excuse for a veteran QB to do that. 

11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

No, I expect 1st rounders to be serviceable.   Guyton is not.

Not every first round will be as a rookie. It's an unreasonable expectation. 

That's great Dak. Hold the ball for 4 seconds. No rush coming at all

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

and on cue Terrance Steele turns back into a human turnstile. 

Yes, but looked like LB was the one that hit Dak first.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Fuck that..... Our OT's are turnstiles but that's on Dak.  Get rid of the fucking ball!!!!  You know they suck.  Get rid of the ball.

 

His internal clock is too busy counting money to throw the ball away and take 3 points.

Bet that 3 is going to come back to bite them, too.

Dak’s contract has set this franchise back a decade. Needed to rebuild from scratch. Trade him and micah for draft picks.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Both tackles are getting whipped

 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

QB 101. When you’ve held the ball for several seconds, THROW IT AWAY. Idiot. No excuse for a veteran QB to do that. 

Both of these are correct. Tackles are garbage but that turnover is 100% on Pearson. No internal clock and he could see the rush coming. Have to get the field goal there. Terrible play. 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Not every first round will be as a rookie. It's an unreasonable expectation. 

Then he shouldn't be starting.  He is terrible.  And I'll make a bet right now that he never will.

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Guyton is worthless

His college resume is very suspect. Basically one year at OT after playing at TCU as an unimportant player. Yet the Cowboys spent a first round draft choice on him. Ridiculous risk. 

At least the Watts aren't quite as obnoxious as the Kelce's.

What you do, Zero?

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. Nice work front office. 

Will haunt us like Zeke over Ramsey..... Actually more because Zeke had 5 good years.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

 

Both of these are correct. Tackles are garbage but that turnover is 100% on Pearson. No internal clock and he could see the rush coming. Have to get the field goal there. Terrible play. 

Fucking Cowboys are so bad even Drew Pearson's legacy getting dragged through the mud 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. Nice work front office. 

 

epic, epic, epic fail 

drafted a low energy / effort guy over a high motor guy 

Challenge! Lol, this defense is so fucking stupid.

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Rout begins now doesn’t it?

C"mon, this is the Stillers.  It could be 15-12 with no touchdowns.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

Both of these are correct. Tackles are garbage but that turnover is 100% on Pearson. No internal clock and he could see the rush coming. Have to get the field goal there. Terrible play. 

Drew Pearson?

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Rout begins now doesn’t it?

No because both of these teams are ass.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Fucking Cowboys are so bad even Drew Pearson's legacy getting dragged through the mud 

I'm traumatized

(And it was actually an old man moment regarding an old Longhorn Dakarai Pearson)

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Steeler offensive idiocy is the perfect match for Dallas defensive incompetence

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

One game against a good defense. 

Also, he was actually playing really well until he took a heavy shot to the ribs.  He came back after one play, but he really wasn't the same after that, so I wonder whether he was playing hurt.

Hang your hat on Darnold? Thats a decision.

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