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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Dak’s contract has set this franchise back a decade. Needed to rebuild from scratch. Trade him and micah for draft picks.

How can you trade that shit?
7 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Fuck that..... Our OT's are turnstiles but that's on Dak.  Get rid of the fucking ball!!!!  You know they suck.  Get rid of the ball.

 

He had tons of time on that play. It MUST be thrown away before then, but the stupid fuck decides to hold onto it and take the sack and fumbles it for good measure.

 

 

Just plain stupid.

Edited by lilMAC25

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. Nice work front office. 

They made up for it with Mazzie.

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

dammit dixon

Preston Pearson was my next-door neighbor when I was growing up, so he's always top of mind when it comes to the Pearsons.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Hang your hat on Darnold? Thats a decision.

Everyone else gets to make excuses. 

Dak has a lot of Romo in him, and that's not a compliment. 

Apparently some shit went down in the Padres Dodgers game. Should have just watched that. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

They made up for it with Mazzie.

Hope Sandoval

Just now, DixonHur said:

Preston Pearson was my next-door neighbor when I was growing up, so he's always top of mind when it comes to the Pearsons.

my dad built dorsett's house in sachse and i grew up 12 blocks from staubach when he lived on prairie creek drive west in canyon creek

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

the skeletor will die before dak collects his last dime from the cowboys

Good..... hope it's soon.  Only hope.

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Will haunt us like Zeke over Ramsey..... Actually more because Zeke had 5 good years.

Don’t forget the second round that year.

Dallas could have taken Jalen Ramsey in the first round and Derrick Henry in the second. Instead, we got Zeke in the first and Jaylon Smith in the second. So stupid. And compounded it by giving Zeke that second contract and that dumb extension to Jaylon. 

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1 minute ago, horn009 said:

Dak has a lot of Romo in him, and that's not a compliment. 

dak is danny white

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

dak is danny white

Well, where the fuck was our Roger Staubach?  We fucking missed out on him.....

THE MIGHTY TURD

Because we have zero run game. We have to run reverses. And WR flair outs.are the the only team in the NFL with less than zero run game 

I will say this for that fucking Sooner, he has never shied away from being physical with or without the ball down the field.  

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dak is danny white

I think you meant Gary Hogeboom

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Fucking Steele getting beat like a drum in the run game now..... We need a good OT so bad.

Did guyton strain his vagina?

Because we have zero run game. We have to run reverses. And WR flair outs.are the the only team in the NFL with less than zero run game 

Not sure why the Cowboys didn’t take a flyer on Kareem Hunt earlier in the season.
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TJ Bass out.  Are we about to kick Tyler Smith out to LT?  Oh boy..... He's a very good guard and showed some promise at tackle, but he grabs a lot.  I guess it can't get worse.... can it?

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

We have to have the slowest RBs in the NFL. We have to

Zeke’s got nothing left. 
 

Throw The Towel GIF

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Did guyton strain his vagina?

Guyton is the one player whose back-up might actually be an upgrade

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

We have 14 yards rushing...

For the season?

Because I would believe it.

3 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

field goal or turnover?

mental mistake penalty first

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I fucking hate Terrence Steele, he's a bad RT and a worse contract.  You want to know someone who really steals money?  There's your guy.  

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Terrance Steele is the McCarthy challenge of tackles

Maybe Steele can get hurt too

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I fucking hate Terrence Steele, he's a bad RT and a worse contract.  You want to know someone who really steals money?  There's your guy.  


I doubt Steele or his agent thought he would get 70% of what the cowboys offered him. Cowboys literally were negotiating against themselves. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

mental mistake penalty first

my bad…i forgot to take into account our ineptitude 

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Hang your hat on Darnold? Thats a decision.

He's on a 1-year contract, so if you want to say that Minnesota is "hanging their hat" on him, that's certainly a . . . take. 

The plan all along was that Darnold would start in '24 and mentor McCarthy for a season, with the kid taking over the reins in '25.  Darnold is basically a one-year rental.  The hope was that Darnold would at least be solid and that he would have a better chance of succeeding in a system that offered him a great offensive mind as a head coach, major weapons at his disposal (Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, Jones, etc.), and a decent O-line than he had in the the dumpster fires he found himself in during the first two stops of his career (NYJ and Carolina).  So far that "decision" seems to be working pretty well.  It's certainly possible that things might go south later this season.  If that happens, the Vikings simply cut the cord and let him walk in free agency next offseason.     

So, apparently, we don't trust our $250M QB to throw it 20 years so we run the full back up the middle and settle for a field goal instead. smh

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