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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

If we score a touchdown tonight, it will be a miracle.

Like Romo?

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1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

So, apparently, we don't trust our $250M QB to throw it 20 years so we run the full back up the middle and settle for a field goal instead. smh

First, good on you to realize a year can actually be a measure of distance.  And I don't think any QBs can throw it 20 years..... so probably we don't.  Also, maybe we don't trust our Offensive line is the more likely scenario so you're not really good with probability either.

 

The cowboys dline is a bunch of names you see in a preseason game. Not that the starters were any good the first 3 weeks of the season. 

Watching this game, because I hate myself, I think in hindsight the NFL should have declared it a 0-0 tie.

Same difference.

Pittsburgh OC is dumber than Zimmer

Awwwe, Arthur Smith. Nothing else needs to be said
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys dline is a bunch of names you see in a preseason game. Not that the starters were any good the first 3 weeks of the season. 

Getting the stillers off the field, tho.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Watching this game, because I hate myself, I think in hindsight the NFL should have declared it a 0-0 tie.

Same difference.

The weekly meeting of angst, regret, and self-loathing.

Touchdown puts the stillers away.  FG might mean OT.

Of COURSE dak throws an interception while trying to hurry.  2 on the night.

Dude single handedly removed 6-10 points off the scoreboard you overpaid piece of shit 

Prescott is so fucking bad. Not good enough to win a super bowl, but just good enough to get a big contract that kills the team's salary cap. 

16 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So, apparently, we don't trust our $250M QB to throw it 20 years so we run the full back up the middle and settle for a field goal instead. smh

Well, I guess now I know why.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Dude single handedly removed 6-10 points off the scoreboard you overpaid piece of shit 

This, he literally is the only reason this game is close. 

So in my defense I think maybe Dak Pearson would be a better QB tonight.

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Prescott is so fucking bad. Not good enough to win a super bowl, but just good enough to get a big contract that kills the team's salary cap. 

I think only Jerry would pay the $60M/year. On the introduction it says he was ranked 21 of 32 ranked by PFF.

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

We should give Dak a raise.

/drew

Drew is gonna need to give him one hell of a blowjob at halftime to get Dak ready for the second half. 

Watching Dak is just as bad as watching Garrett Gilbert as the Texas quarterback was. 

Gee it sure would’ve been nice to get points there

 

Darnold costing the Vikings... $10 million

Dak costs ... $60 million 

Yeah, keep overpaying QBs who aren't elite. 

19 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

He's on a 1-year contract, so if you want to say that Minnesota is "hanging their hat" on him, that's certainly a . . . take. 

The plan all along was that Darnold would start in '24 and mentor McCarthy for a season, with the kid taking over the reins in '25.  Darnold is basically a one-year rental.  The hope was that Darnold would at least be solid and that he would have a better chance of succeeding in a system that offered him a great offensive mind as a head coach, major weapons at his disposal (Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, Jones, etc.), and a decent O-line than he had in the the dumpster fires he found himself in during the first two stops of his career (NYJ and Carolina).  So far that "decision" seems to be working pretty well.  It's certainly possible that things might go south later this season.  If that happens, the Vikings simply cut the cord and let him walk in free agency next offseason.     

I’m saying YOU are hanging your hat on him.

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I'm going to guess that int was actually a misread by CeeDee and not Dak or at least they certainly didn't read the same thing.

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