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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Just take the motherfucker out of the game. 

Sit him on his $60million ass for a quarter. Fuck Prescott and Jerry Jones

I was hoping we'd do the opposite and just call 20 straight QB runs.

Just now, 'stache said:

Stupid fucking sooner fuck. 

That was 100% Dak's fault. 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I'm going to guess that int was actually a misread by CeeDee and not Dak or at least they certainly didn't read the same thing.


maybe you throw that if you have Calvin Johnson. But there was no reason to throw it in that area to Ceedee Lamb. 

CeeDee was supposed to be on a comeback route. But whatever, I don't care anymore. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 possessions in the red zone. 3 points. Lol

Just need about 7 more possessions in the red zone to give us some breathing room. 

This should be a 12-3 blowout but Dak gonna Dak.

Would have been nice to have a time out. Would have given us enough time for Dak to throw another INT.

Just now, 'stache said:

CeeDee was supposed to be on a comeback route. But whatever, I don't care anymore. 

Even if he was, that was a terrible read and throw. 

Damn, makes me feel so old to see Snoop walking around looking like a black lesbian grandmother 

Does Collinsworth not know anything about Dallas? "You don't come to expect that between Dak and CD". Yes, yes we do.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

up by three !!!!!!!

Thanks for that. I had actually forgotten Dallas was winning. No joke.

Just now, 'stache said:

CeeDee was supposed to be on a comeback route. But whatever, I don't care anymore. 

Route is irrelevant, Fitzpatrick was obviously all over it and had to wait for the ball to get there to pick it off. Even if Lamb had been there too that is a terrible decision. 

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

CeeDee was supposed to be on a comeback route. But whatever, I don't care anymore. 

Perhaps, but he was still bracketed, so it was a dumb throw.  CD probably didn't think Dak was that dumb... but apparently gave him too much credit

Defense or special teams are going to have to find a way to score.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Defense or special teams are going to have to find a way to score.

They're the only ones who have scored

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Defense or special teams are going to have to find a way to score.

my hunch is that D played their best just now in first half. dread sets in now

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Defense or special teams are going to have to find a way to score.

Right? 

 

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Honestly perplexed at Cowboys fans that think Dak is worth $60 million a season.

Not that Jerruh would do it but it's time to blow it up. 

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9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


maybe you throw that if you have Calvin Johnson. But there was no reason to throw it in that area to Ceedee Lamb. 

There's some speculation that he thought he had a free play because Watt was offsides, but I see nothing to support this.  Either it was a miscommunication or he just didn't see Minkah which makes it a terrible read.

 

WTF how is this game at the half at 10:20 at night

and since when does anyone give a fuck about snoop dawg

Just now, ButtFumble said:

oh they are on Paris

and who still gives a fuck about snoop dawg

Weather delayed the start 

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

WTF how is this game at the half at 10:20 at night

and since when does anyone give a fuck about snoop dawg

80+ minute lightning delay

oh shit they are not on Paris how in the fuck are they playing at 11:21 east coast time

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

oh they are on Paris

and who still gives a fuck about snoop dawg

Must have some kind of deal with NBC, they plastered him all over the olympics, too.  Nice to see rap is just another corporate sell-out.

3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

WTF how is this game at the half at 10:20 at night

and since when does anyone give a fuck about snoop dawg

 

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

oh they are on Paris

and who still gives a fuck about snoop dawg

 

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

oh shit they are not on Paris how in the fuck are they playing at 11:21 east coast time

Once more.

They didn't hear you in the back.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Once more.

They didn't hear you in the back.

Or in Paris

I have yet to see any major difference between McCarthy's and Garrett's teams after five years of McCarthy being the coach here. 

How is that a penalty?  Looked like a legal hit to me

How the fuck is that late? No fucking way

How is that roughing Fields didn't even take a step after the throw.  BANG BANG

Hit him in the fucking chest. His brain sloshed around on its own.

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