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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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it was an idiotic play by Wilson. They will call that 100 times out of 100. 

Whatever. It was bang bang. I’ve seen that not called.

Zeke can't get it out of 1st anymore.

3rd and 6 inches. Toss sweep 7 yards back with our o line

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Cowboys gonna get into field goal position and stall out

decisions decisions for fat boy lmao

I wouldn't be shocked to see him kick the FG as time expires. He is that stupid.

dowdle runs hard he just doesn't have 4th gear when he gets past the first level.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

I wouldn't be shocked to see him kick the FG as time expires. He is that stupid.


Tennessee QB run out of bounds play. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Zeke can't get it out of 1st anymore.

I've thought he was a fixie for years now.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

I wouldn't be shocked to see him kick the FG as time expires. He is that stupid.

Well yeah but they can win in OT.

Slow whistle so the stillers can try to strip the ball there.

Time to kick the FG and use your 3 timeouts to get it back lol

There's no way the Cowboys can fuck this up, right?

Was that "Money Train"playing in the stadium? From The Assassination of Jesse James Told By a Coward?

Great check down.

Almost makes up for the retarded interception he threw.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nervous The Big Bang Theory GIF

I just assume they are going to fuck this up and remain stress free. I've been dealing with this shit way too long.

horrible fucking spot of course that is on the 2 foot line

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Why call that TO?? You’re saving time for them.


No one on the coaching staff has ever played NCAA video games. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Surprised Dak didn’t fumble it through the end zone. 

He really tried

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

run it up the middle, with a push .. 3 times 

With our o line?

Give it to hunter 

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I just assume they are going to fuck this up and remain stress free. I've been dealing with this shit way too long.

Exactly

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