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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Oh look, the Dallas defense against an offense that can actually move the ball and not the Browns, Giants, Steelers.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

It’s Dallas, Aubrey was kicking, and these are dipshit Cowboys fans that actually pay to see the game. You know, the kinds of people that wear jerseys, fight, and Drew wishes he was. 

It was rhetorical. 

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

And yet I can't look away.  This can't be hell because yesterday happened, right?

Remember this team got torched by the Saints, who just got a 50 spot put on them against the Bucs.

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There's Tolbert's one catch every other game.  

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

It was 5 plays.

 

 

lol

Why is every pass Dak throws look like he’s a drunk dad throwing to his kid 

I like that we are saving Zeke for the playoff run 

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

He had 20 catches coming into the game. 4 per game. Go fucking take a lap. 

Tolbert, Turpin, whatever it takes.  I was using common core.  

son of a bitch

 

Dak is on fire today with his interception throwing. 

That was a beautiful pass, tho.

We expect all the Cowboy rookies and spares to make mistakes.  Our $60M a year QB cannot make those fucking mistakes.

Man CeeDee has some weird looking ears.

Just now, futureman said:

240 million dollars 

Just round it up to a quarter billion.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Every run is so easy for Detroit.


the cowboys dline is a bunch of walk-ons

Just now, TOR said:

Just round it up to a quarter billion.

combine it with his previous contracts and we’re approaching half a billion dollars for a fucking spare. 

Started celebrating just a tiny bit early Williams.

Detroit offense is fun to watch. As Brady said, you never know what's coming and utilize every weapon they have. Unlike our offense, which is as predictable as can be.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Detroit offense is fun to watch. As Brady said, you never know what's coming and utilize every weapon they have. Unlike our offense, which is as predictable as can be.

You mean Ceedee is getting the ball if he lines up in the backfield?  No way!

Why do the Lions keep running that trick play where they run through a huge hole in the middle of the line?

Are they a gadget team now?

Dak hell is worse than Quincy Carter hell. With Quincy you knew the pain would go away as soon as they could find another QB. Dak is the gift that just keeps on giving. 

Who gave us this schedule where we have to play teams with winning records? Fuck the NFL. They're just jealous about how successful the Cowboys and especially the Amazing Dak Prescott have been over the last twenty years. Dak is God's Gift to the Cowboys. Only HE can lead us to overcome NFL bias and haters. In Dak We Trust! Touchdown Deluge Here We Come.

That was about as Jason Garrett/Kellen Moore of a 2nd down call Detroit ran. Every run up the middle was getting by with ease. What do we do? Slow developing toss play. That pretty much ruined the drive. And not sure what that 3rd down call was either.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Who gave us this schedule where we have to play teams with winning records? Fuck the NFL. They're just jealous about how successful the Cowboys and especially the Amazing Dak Prescott have been over the last twenty years. Dak is God's Gift to the Cowboys. Only HE can lead us to overcome NFL bias and haters. In Dak We Trust! Touchdown Deluge Here We Come.

I wish you guys wouldn't be so mean to @Drew

3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Why do the Lions keep running that trick play where they run through a huge hole in the middle of the line?

Are they a gadget team now?

It's very tricky. They make it look like people blocked the hole open. We are screwed.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Dak hell is worse than Quincy Carter hell. With Quincy you knew the pain would go away as soon as they could find another QB. Dak is the gift that just keeps on giving. 

I mean the end of the Quincy "era" gave way to Testaverde and Bledsoe, both terrible. Then gave way to Romo, who is a Dak clone in every way. 

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