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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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If Aubrey kicks 6 65 yard field goals and a meteor hits the Lions offense the Cowboys can win 21-20. 

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Cant wait for the Lions to be up 30-3 and for the Cowboys to roll off 3 straight TDs to give false hope again.

Has Brady rinsed Jerruh's nut sweat out his mouth? Or is he letting it marinate till halftime?

What a joke this organization is now.  Can’t win in Jerry’s world, pathetic. 

Dallas will be fine.

They just need to play Cleveland and the Giants 6 or 7 more times this season.

huge lions mistake, left too much time for the cowboys to score !

Let's give a 8 yard cushion. Great strategy

huge lions mistake, left too much time for the cowboys to score !
But enough time for another interception??
Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Let's give a 8 yard cushion. Great strategy

Zimmerman magic.

Is the honeymoon over for Diggs after that season where he had a ton of picks?

Dallas has quit on their owner, coaches and Dak. 

Cowboys have been outscored 83-26 in the first half of their 3 home games. 
 

but at least their GM landed some fucking race car event in Arlington. 

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Oh I bet you’ll have a post after the one I’m quoting blaming the refs. This is all on the front office. They’re scapegoating the hell out of McCarthy. They left him with zero talent with an average QB with a ridiculous contract. But his ticket sales aren’t in jeopardy, because Cowboys fans are idiots. This is going to get a lot worse before it gets any better. 

How much is JerrahWorld going to make hosting that Indy Car race?  That prick and his shitty sons don't give a shit about winning.  Besides Jerrah thinks he's the best GM in the league.  Nothing's going to change.

Might be able to make it a 21 point game here.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Almost to the red zone. Dak’s favorite place to throw a pick. 

Gotta take the sack 1st.

Just now, TOR said:

Might be able to make it a 21 point game here.

Not after he gets sacked twice and then throws a pick.

Punting is always an option here.

5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Oh I bet you’ll have a post after the one I’m quoting blaming the refs. This is all on the front office. They’re scapegoating the hell out of McCarthy. They left him with zero talent with an average QB with a ridiculous contract. But his ticket sales aren’t in jeopardy, because Cowboys fans are idiots. This is going to get a lot worse before it gets any better. 

what the hell are you talking about?  I said it was all on Jerry.   the refs sucking ass and fucking over Dallas on holding and PI constantly doesn't have anything to do with the fact that Jerry is the problem. 2 separate things.

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Punting is always an option here.

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At least in the second half both teams can get blinded by Jerry’s stupid fucking stadium design. 

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