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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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  • Firemans4Horn
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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:
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That leg snapped like a chicken bone.  

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

And Jerry's sun stupidity pays off again.

 

Fucking idiot


you can’t see the nascar race if you block out the blinding sun. 

1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

Worst game I’ve ever seen him play. By far. He’s been a weak ass bitch that is now not very fast. He’s totally useless. 

Nobody is filling up Jerry’s pockets that I know of. The only thing that would lessen the Jones family influence is they themselves take a back seat. That won’t happen unless fans send a message. Stop attending games. Stop watching Cheerleaders Netflix shows. Start publicly shaming them. Fans here are too stupid for that. It helps that Texas and even A&M and the Texans are relevant, and other Dallas sports teams have had massive success very recently. I wish media would just stop covering them. I don’t even want to listen to the Ticket tomorrow. I really wish they’d cut their segments by 2/3rds. 

You almost lost me at the first highlighted sentence.

But the second highlighted partial verbage is where you really lost me.

Curtains for college football games and concerts.

No curtains for Dallas Cowboys home games.

Fuck Jerry Jones

38 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

At least in the second half both teams can get blinded by Jerry’s stupid fucking stadium design. 

And a drop because of it.

they need to make it 2 or 3 plays you sit out for your helmet coming off

I have noticed watching college games this year that the helmet coming off is back being popular again and players are getting lazy about it

Looks like his own teammate broke his leg.

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Optical illusion. That's 54's foot in the bottom left.

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol the sun fucks up the big play catch.

Another Jerry special.

Username checks out

This isn’t even an nfl qb on display. Just thrown floaters up praying Luke we did in middle school football

Just need 9 more of those and shut them out the rest of the way

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4 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Optical illusion. That's 54's foot in the bottom left.

no shit

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

dallas needs to encourage Dax to hit the transfer portal

Cowboy fans want to hit the transfer portal. 

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

dallas needs to encourage Dax to hit the transfer portal

Is T. Portal one of thier receivers??

12 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Worst game I’ve ever seen him play. By far. He’s been a weak ass bitch that is now not very fast. He’s totally useless. 

Nobody is filling up Jerry’s pockets that I know of. The only thing that would lessen the Jones family influence is they themselves take a back seat. That won’t happen unless fans send a message. Stop attending games. Stop watching Cheerleaders Netflix shows. Start publicly shaming them. Fans here are too stupid for that. It helps that Texas and even A&M and the Texans are relevant, and other Dallas sports teams have had massive success very recently. I wish media would just stop covering them. I don’t even want to listen to the Ticket tomorrow. I really wish they’d cut their segments by 2/3rds. 

What cheerleader shows????

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6 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol the sun fucks up the big play catch.

Another Jerry special.

Probably selective memory, but it sure seems like every time this has happened lately, it has been a Dallas receiver.

You'd think the home team would understand that it's potentially an issue and game plan around it...

8 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Curtains for college football games and concerts.

No curtains for Dallas Cowboys home games.

Fuck Jerry Jones

Oh it's been curtains for some time now...

Brady just patronizing the cowboys now.

"He's playing his heart out. Awwww. Look at that little guy do his very best. That's nice."

Ok. Maybe not all of that was a direct quote. But pretty close.

Fuck Dan Campbell, but I hope he keeps the pedal down until it's over.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck Dan Campbell, but I hope he keeps the pedal down until it's over.

I'm disappointed he has even had the kicker attempt one PAT.

I don’t know about y’all but I’m ready for some garbage time stats from Dak in the 4th quarter.  Let’s get him up to about 350 yards with a TD or two so Drew can throw it in our faces that Dak is doing everything he can and the team around him isn’t good enough. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck Dan Campbell, but I hope he keeps the pedal down until it's over.

One of the few corches who actually took aggy's call when they were searching.  Rumor is some wouldn't even wouldn't talk to them (lanning).

19 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Curtains for college football games and concerts.

No curtains for Dallas Cowboys home games.

Oh it’s curtains for the cowboys, all right

Aww dang, Big Man Touchdown is coming back.  

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Who the fuck is he throwing the ball to 

Thought you were leaving to watch something else. What up

Wish someone in the stands would start a “Let’s go Jerry” chant.

Shif show. Complete and utter. Everyone. Including Dak in the first quarter.  The defense all the game. The receivers are still bad. The OL is garbage.  The run game is non existent(knew Zeke complaining about touches would lead to him being featured early to our detriment) 
 

Defense still shows it absolutely can not show any resistance to a competent offense with an even average QB. 
 

Kids first catch ever and it’s fumbled…and the obscure rule that may have let us keep possession didn’t happen(guaranteed that would be called for Detroit). 
 

I know you clowns have been @ me. Grow up. As much of a Dak supporter as I am, I will say when he’s played poorly.  Unlike some of you I can admit it.  
 

But this is a total and complete team loss like Green Bay and NO and Ravens were. Dak played his part and does not escape criticism at all. 

Cowboys & Sooners getting turnt like dirty tricks in town on the same weekend is good fucking shit.

I know that Jerry only cares about merchandise sales, but it's still mind-boggling that he actually ran it back this year with a roster that hasn't delivered and will never deliver. It was an insane thing for even him to do.

I question Dan Campbell's commitment to getting his team to 50 points today. 

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

know you clowns have been @ me. Grow up.

get fucked you dumb son of a bitch. 

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