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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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2 minutes ago, horn009 said:

I know that Jerry only cares about merchandise sales, but it's still mind-boggling that he actually ran it back this year with a roster that hasn't delivered and will never deliver. It was an insane thing for even him to do.

This roster is much worse than last year…. What’s galling is that he says he’s “all in” then fed his fans a huge pile of shit.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I question Dan Campbell's commitment to getting his team to 50 points today. 

Slacking.

Kid is a fucking pimp. 

I'm extremely sorry that he didn't lead us to a 60-0 victory today but he looked like shit all day and did nothing since but mismanage the game perfectly and not take care of the football and receive a fucking ass-beating.

Go Cowboys. We done.

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I wish Fox would switch us over to a more competitive game.

Why? Half the country is loving this blowout and wants to see more of it. 

There's the cherry on this shit sundae.

That was a how many million dollar almost pick 6?

36 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Not their best player. Their D is just average. He is good though. I can think of 6 players on O I’d rather have. 

He leads the NFL in sacks and pressures, and you think that team has 6 offensive players better than him. He was headed for an All-Pro, defensive player of the year type of season

Only need 13 FGs to win it now

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I wish Fox would switch us over to a more competitive game.

Come on, man!  Have some compassion for those of us luvin’ evah minute of it …

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

50 points back on the table, can i hear 60?

I feel like Dak has another pick in him. Why would any fan stick around for this? You can at least try to beat the traffic. 

Dak is fucking brilliant. He fleeced the absolute Fuck out of Dallas for a quarter billion dollars and he couldn’t fucking start for Duncanville 

The announcers keep on questioning Detroit heavy use of trick plays in this blowout and the need to save them for more critical situations. I’d counter that now future opponents are going to be constantly on the lookout to the detriment of their base defenses, to the Lion’s benefit

We fucking stink Or whatever is worse than fucking stinks. 
 

this isn’t stunning. 
 

we got pantsed by New  Orleans in a fucking beat down. 
 

it’s not unexpected. We ain’t on the Lions level. 

Just now, mdmost said:

I feel like Dak has another pick in him. Why would any fan stick around for this? You can at least try to beat the traffic. 

I mean, they bought tickets to watch this garbage team.

They've already proven themselves to be not the brightest bunch.

12 mins left in this shit show…

1 minute ago, troph said:

Yeah don’t give a fuck about this one, have at him boys. 

I give zero fucks about the Cowboys. Quit caring about them 20 years ago. I just think threads stanning for grown men are funny.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Dak is fucking brilliant. He fleeced the absolute Fuck out of Dallas for a quarter billion dollars and he couldn’t fucking start for Duncanville 

Jerruh paid him. Jerruh paid all that shit to Zeke back in the day. It’s all Jerruh. I ain’t gonna blame a dude for getting paid when the paycheck comes from a fucking  idiot playing at being a GM 

Lions could dig up George Plimpton and still kick Dallas' ass. 

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

I don’t know about y’all but I’m ready for some garbage time stats from Dak in the 4th quarter.  Let’s get him up to about 350 yards with a TD or two so Drew can throw it in our faces that Dak is doing everything he can and the team around him isn’t good enough. 

You’re getting no garbage stats alright 

3 minutes ago, Nope said:

12 mins left in this shit show…

Plenty of time for Dak to throw another pick.  

And I have tickets to the Texans game, then the Giants game on Thanksgiving. This is just awful football.

Amazing how it's hard to build a team when payroll is tied up in 3 to 4 players. So far rush has made better reads and throws than dak

Just now, TOR said:

Plenty of time for Dak to throw another pick.  

not if Copper Rush comes in to preserve Dax for the playoffs

 

I think Jerry needs to incorporate more Ai into the personnel decisions.....maybe some of that IBM Watson Ai

Haven’t won at home since last season. I spent damn near a grand to spend the night before the Saints game, tickets, parking, food and drinks to said game. All for an embarrassing ass whipping at home, which was almost as bad as today!

The only reason I did that $$$ waste was my son is a Saints fan and it was his B-Day present.

Hook’em!!!

Like what is left on the schedule we can actually fucking win? 

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