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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah I was very invested during the Romo era.  but now with dak, he’s so unlikeable that I enjoy seeing him fail. 

In those days, the team was pretty average, but I thought Romo could do Aaron Rodgers type shit and pull us through. He didn’t, but he always almost did. 

Dak is a fucking bum. And his team is a representation of him. I’ve probably never disliked a Cowboy player more than Dak. The whole contract thing moved him from disliked to hated for me. 

Jerruh needs to eat cow poop out of a red solo cup sitting on the Star. ️ 

36 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I feel like Dak has another pick in him. Why would any fan stick around for this? You can at least try to beat the traffic.

be honest, here; your head coach's offensive system, going all the way back to his time in GB, makes passing unnecessarily difficult for the QB.

 

 

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Jerry Jones:

 

“Well, first off, this is disappointing. Real disappointing. You don’t put on that star and lose 47-9 in your own house. It’s not the kind of glory hole we’re after, not even close. Glory hole, to me, means something we can all feel proud of—whether it’s hoisting that trophy or putting the boot on an opponent’s neck, you know what I mean.

 

Now, I’ll tell you a little story. Reminds me of that time I was at a NASCAR race, down in Talladega. All the cars were going real fast, and one of ‘em—must’ve been Richard Petty or Dale Earnhardt—spun out on Turn 3. And you know what? It wasn’t the crash that mattered, it was how he got back on the track. Didn’t win that day, but boy, he kept driving like he had a chance. That’s what this team’s gotta do, keep driving, no matter what.

 

But let me tell you, there wasn’t any glory hole in Talladega that day either. And there sure wasn’t tonight. We got to dig deeper, plain and simple.”

 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Jerruh needs to eat cow poop out of a red solo cup sitting on the Star. ️ 

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In those days, the team was pretty average, but I thought Romo could do Aaron Rodgers type shit and pull us through. He didn’t, but he always almost did. 
Dak is a fucking bum. And his team is a representation of him. I’ve probably never disliked a Cowboy player more than Dak. The whole contract thing moved him from disliked to hated for me. 
Romo had some very good teams that he didn't do shit with. I've never seen a more average player get propped up like Romo. He's nothing more than Baker Mayfield.
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I've never seen a more average player get propped up like Romo. He's nothing more than Baker Mayfield.

you’re a surly chola-banging legend but this is flat retarded. 

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Why does Brady keep saying that the Cowboys have more than one dimension to begin with?

He has a limited vocabulary of sports cliches to draw from at this point. 

Not a Cowboy fan, but SC is on while I eat and I'm hearing McCarthy's presser.  He sounds like he has a firm grasp on why they got blown out, but no ideas on what could be done to prevent it next weekend.  And, worse, he doesn't sound very upset or embarrassed.

51 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

And I have tickets to the Texans game, then the Giants game on Thanksgiving. This is just awful football.

Thoughts and prayers 

I can't laugh too hard.  My Patriots are 1-5 🤢🤮💩

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Not a Cowboy fan, but SC is on while I eat and I'm hearing McCarthy's presser.  He sounds like he has a firm grasp on why they got blown out, but no ideas on what could be done to prevent it next weekend.  And, worse, he doesn't sound very upset or embarrassed.

To paraphrase a predecessor of his … McCarthy doesn’t buy the groceries there.

6 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

I can't laugh too hard.  My Patriots are 1-5 🤢🤮💩

Yeah ok, you have won six Super Bowls since Cowboys. You are due to wander in the desert for awhile. Let us know when it has been 29 years since an AFC Championship appearance or something.

Don’t worry guys, not all is lost. At least we made history!

 

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

His last 8.5 games were incredible. I get it. Detroit’s O is so so good and they’re all criminally underrated. I’m looking at this from a Cowboys perspective. Let’s say we could swap players. I’d rather swap 4 of those for their Cowboys counterparts, maybe TEs also, and would trade all of our Cowboys receivers not named CeeDee for St. Brown. All before I swapped Parsons for Hutch. 

Oh, then that makes total sense. I'd rather have Parsons, too. And CeeDee. Though a lot of what St. Brown does doesn't show up in the stat book. He is a ferocious blocker.

I hope Detroit left a 100 dollar tip on the dresser after being allowed to fuck Dallas like that.

I’m sorry but this is as funny as it is correct. 
 

it doesn’t matter if Patrick Mahomes was on the fucking team. Jerry would fuck up the cap and give him one weapon. It doesn’t matter who the coach is. It doesn’t matter if they do get S Sanders. It don’t matter, 

Like people are making all kinds of fucking sense tonite. 

Holy shit. I finally gave up watching the cowboys this season and looked up the box score. lol 60 million per gets this.

Ceedee and Dak are laughing at Jerry.

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fucking aggy.  fake the knee and throw deep.

lions will do nothing in the post season 

4 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

lions will do nothing in the post season 


so like the cowboys for the last 30 years? 

I didn’t even watch the game and just checked the score. The worst part is I’m not even bothered by it. 

2 hours ago, royiv said:

 

Kid is a fucking pimp. 

I'm extremely sorry that he didn't lead us to a 60-0 victory today but he looked like shit all day and did nothing since but mismanage the game perfectly and not take care of the football and receive a fucking ass-beating.

Go Cowboys. We done.

Gotta start early if you're going be drunk all day

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fabulous design plan Jerruh!!!! 
 

 

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two men are sitting at a table looking at a laptop .

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Happy birthday, fuckface

 

He’s 82.  Just think, in 172 years maybe he’ll die.

1 minute ago, choripan said:

two men are sitting at a table looking at a laptop .

The blackout curtains are there.  Ready to be used.  If you ever go to a concert there they cover every light bleed.  I’m surprised the networks haven’t demanded their use on late afternoon games.

They should open the roof.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

futureman doesn't deserve this.

I enjoy seeing dak fail and jerry flail.  the extent of my emotional investment in the sport of football lies solely in austin.

Fabulous design plan Jerruh!!!! 
 
 
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Every October this happens. Hilarious.
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck you, Campbell...

How is he the problem? He had to work to keep it under 70. Jerrah should be trying to hire him. 

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24 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

The blackout curtains are there.  Ready to be used.  If you ever go to a concert there they cover every light bleed.  I’m surprised the networks haven’t demanded their use on late afternoon games.

That's every fucking week!

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wish this could be set to music. 

Sounds like Zimmer is going to be the first onE canned.

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36 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fabulous design plan Jerruh!!!! 
 

 

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14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

How is he the problem? He had to work to keep it under 70. Jerrah should be trying to hire him. 

I think he wanted Campbell to score more points.

18 minutes ago, TOR said:

Sounds like Zimmer is going to be the first onE canned.

The defense isn’t great, but they didn’t throw 3 picks

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