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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The defense isn’t great, but they didn’t throw 3 picks

Exactly.  But Jerrah talked about the defense instead of his quarter billion dollar QB mistake.  

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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260M no playoff wins. 3.5M Superbowl.

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peyton manning group, backed by the saudis needs to happen 

 

Running backs are always taught to run north/south. Maybe that's why they all suck at ATT 🤷‍♂️

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Like people are making all kinds of fucking sense tonite. 

Sense for the most part. Except the part about the owner as the GM

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah ok, you have won six Super Bowls since Cowboys. You are due to wander in the desert for awhile. Let us know when it has been 29 years since an AFC Championship appearance or something.

I got spoiled man! 

Seems to me, as an old fart fan, that Dak rolls all the best and the worst of Craig Morton, Gary Hogeboom, and Danny White into one package; tremendous physical abilities, highly suspect decision-making, and lacking leadership abilities completely.  The Cowboys are turning me into a Sunday soccer fan……..

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Sounds like Zimmer is going to be the first onE canned.

As bad as Zimmer has been, he might not even be in the top 3 worst DC hires Jerry ever made considering he also hired  Monte Kiffin, Mike Nolan, and Rob Ryan.

55 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

Welp, Campbell did play for the Cowboys between '03 and '05.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

peyton manning group, backed by the saudis needs to happen 

 

to do what?

2 hours ago, TOR said:

Exactly.  But Jerrah talked about the defense instead of his quarter billion dollar QB mistake.  

I took "the defense was compromised" to mean he recognized there were lots of starters injured. 

54 minutes ago, futureman said:

to do what?

Make Jerry an offer he can't refuse.  Or assassinate him.  

 

I like dak the person. He says the right things, he goes about his business the right way, he represents the organization well.  It's a shame he's such a middling quarterback. 

Trust the process.

It's taken us only decades to come within 38 points of Detroit. It also brought us the scintillating return of Ezekial Elliot's corpse and the fascinatingly dull enigma that is Dak Prescott. And senility can only help Jerry's judgement, right?

2057 is our year. Just wait!

5 hours ago, futureman said:

stupid but true. 

I meant stupid they paid a QB that money who can't score against good teams

1 hour ago, Horn Draoi said:

Seems to me, as an old fart fan, that Dak rolls all the best and the worst of Craig Morton, Gary Hogeboom, and Danny White into one package; tremendous physical abilities, highly suspect decision-making, and lacking leadership abilities completely.  The Cowboys are turning me into a Sunday soccer fan……..

Craig Morton just had bad timing; he took the broncos to a SB.  Hogeboom is only remembered as the schmuck that Landry believed could not be beaten out by Joe Montana.  White went to three straight champ games and was beaten as much by landrys coaching as his play.  Dak is a long way from Morton or Danny.  I’d put him as a mix of Steve Pelleur, Tony Banks, and Mike White.

5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

I think I saw a very similar delusional post on texags during aggy’s most recent coaching search. 

Edited by TonyTexas

When Jerry talks football now, I just want to pat him on the head, nod and smile, and go get him a slice of pie, kind of like talking to my dementia-riddled elderly aunt at Thanksgiving.  Guy is just clueless and he’s the only one who doesn’t know.

10 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. 

With both Glenn and Campbell they could be the Rhinestone Cowboys.

12 hours ago, Newy25 said:

I didn’t even watch the game and just checked the score. The worst part is I’m not even bothered by it. 

It's actually pretty cool to be a life-long Cowboy fan right now.  I'm so desensitized to their sucktitude that I get as big a kick out of seeing how they'll embarrass themselves as much as I do from a win.

The Cowboys are done as a winning franchise; they're entering Cleveland Brown-level incompetence.  Might as well giggle at their ineptitude and revel in the knowledge that Jerry will never sniff another Super Bowl.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's actually pretty cool to be a life-long Cowboy fan right now.  I'm so desensitized to their sucktitude that I get as big a kick out of seeing how they'll embarrass themselves as much as I do from a win.

The Cowboys are done as a winning franchise; they're entering Cleveland Brown-level incompetence.  Might as well giggle at their ineptitude and revel in the knowledge that Jerry will never sniff another Super Bowl.

My give-a-shitter hasn't worked in years with this team.

I don't see why any coach worth a damn would take the Cowboys job knowing that Jerry is going to hand you a shit roster. Zero talent at RB, TE, or WR behind Lamb. Overrated OL. League average salary cap anchor at QB with no leadership ability. Shit DT. Diggs is washed and the rest of the secondary is mid. They actually seem to have lucked into a few decent young pieces at DE and LB, shockingly, but that's about it as far as future promise for this roster.

Lulz. Might as well keep Mike McGirthy. No coaching hire will redirect this river of sewage. No matter who coaches this team, there'll be incoherent roster building and silly cap management. There's probably at least two more generations of foul, unholy discharge that will drip off and out of this diseased franchise. Years from now, when Stephen begins to fade away, Yoda will appear and announce "there is another." What happened yesterday is the least of their worries. There will be decades of this. 

I did yard work all day. It stopped being appointment viewing several years ago. Up to even last year I usually listened to Babe and Brad but didn't even bother yesterday. Full meltdown felt inevitable. Oh well, fuck Jerry.

12 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Lulz. Might as well keep Mike McGirthy. No coaching hire will redirect this river of sewage. No matter who coaches this team, there'll be incoherent roster building and silly cap management. There's probably at least two more generations of foul, unholy discharge that will drip off and out of this diseased franchise. Years from now, when Stephen begins to fade away, Yoda will appear and announce "there is another." What happened yesterday is the least of their worries. There will be decades of this. 

Sad but true. However, until Jerry finally moves in with Satan, I have hope, however misplaced, that junior will maybe just maybe take a look at how other successful franchises are run and take notes. 

37 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I don't see why any coach worth a damn would take the Cowboys job knowing that Jerry is going to hand you a shit roster. Zero talent at RB, TE, or WR behind Lamb. Overrated OL. League average salary cap anchor at QB with no leadership ability. Shit DT. Diggs is washed and the rest of the secondary is mid. They actually seem to have lucked into a few decent young pieces at DE and LB, shockingly, but that's about it as far as future promise for this roster.

The roster's have been decent to good to really good over the years. It's why they've managed to win the East and make the playoffs far more than they should. The reason good coaches don't want to work for Jerry is because he wants credit for everything and has to be hammered over the head if the coach wants a player drafted that Jerry doesn't like, and they often seem to lose those arguments. It's why we get nothing but fat fucking retreads or guys in their fucking 80s hanging on. Those clowns couldn't win a title with Pat Mahomes because they are fucking losers who can't keep up with the game. Can you imagine how boring Mahomes would look if Jason Garrett had been in charge of his offense? JFC, just the same drop back nonsense that works sometimes and when it doesn't, no adjustments, because they are too stupid and lame to fight back.

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The last game i watched in its entirety had Zeke playing center and getting destroyed shortly after Dak yelled "here we go". Now i just come to work and laugh at the people still dying with this team each weekend.

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I did yard work all day. It stopped being appointment viewing several years ago. Up to even last year I usually listened to Babe and Brad but didn't even bother yesterday. Full meltdown felt inevitable. Oh well, fuck Jerry.

Yep. I don't make any special effort to watch the Cowboys anymore. It's just like any other NFL game to me. If I'm around the house with nothing to do, I'll turn it on (until it gets out of hand, at least). But it doesn't stop me from doing literally anything else with my time.

Perhaps the Cowboys could petition the NFL to play the remainder of the season on the road? Of course, Jerryworld is a pseudo road game these past few years. 

28 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Sad but true. However, until Jerry finally moves in with Satan, I have hope, however misplaced, that junior will maybe just maybe take a look at how other successful franchises are run and take notes. 

junior has nothing to do with it.  you’re stuck with stephen, i.e., you’re fucked. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

junior has nothing to do with it.  you’re stuck with stephen, i.e., you’re fucked. 

Our only hope is Charlotte is CEO, and fires Stephen and Jerry jr.

39 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I did yard work all day. It stopped being appointment viewing several years ago. Up to even last year I usually listened to Babe and Brad but didn't even bother yesterday. Full meltdown felt inevitable. Oh well, fuck Jerry.

I sorted through thousands of photos my mom left behind when she died, only to discover that my great uncle was a Nazi and that was still infinitely better than watching the Cowboys.

6 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Our only hope is Charlotte is CEO, and fires Stephen and Jerry jr.

Oh yea the cheerleader person is being groomed for CEO. Sure.

Only hope is that whichever of the kids takes over, they don't have the same ego and need to micromanage and take credit for everything. I don't know enough about them to know if they would hire a GM and just bask in the money. That's what I would do.

54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Perhaps the Cowboys could petition the NFL to play the remainder of the season on the road? Of course, Jerryworld is a pseudo road game these past few years. 

I'm sorry, I like shitting on the Cowboys as much as anyone. But they went a combined 16-1 at home in 2022 & 2023

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

NSIAP

It's a rough 82. He might be entering the "Al Davis with a giant bandage on his face" phase of things.

49 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Our only hope is Charlotte is CEO, and fires Stephen and Jerry jr.

She’s not Beth from Yellowstone. Although she does hangout with Taylor Sheridan all the time. She’s an art and cheerleading type of person. Only hope is when the old man goes, Stevie hires a GM. 

While I am on the Quinn hype train, I am not on the Dak hype train. Hilarious what they just signed him for.

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Signing Dak to a long term deal is like taking out a seven year 18.5% loan on a 2019 Chevy Malibu.

redundant thread.

if you want to take shots at that fraudulent, overpaid, mental-midget pile of shit-for-brains bitchass excuse for a quarterback you’re welcome to join the party here.

 

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