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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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52 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

He is the trump of football.

Take your CR bullshit and fuck yourself in the face.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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So short clip from Bayless' new podcast comparing Staubach/Dorsett to Aikman/Smith to other QB/RB combos in history and today. And FWIW, I think Bayless ate a little humble pie after the OU debacle. You can hate him all you want, but he loves the Cowboys

 

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck man, those were the days...

And to think we were so excited about Herman. At least I was. 

Seriously, the Cowboys are shitty enough that they’re a beating without adding politics to this fucking thread.

 

Keep CR in CR, please.

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You can hate him all you want, but he loves the Cowboys
 

So he’s miserable then. Good.
2 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

So short clip from Bayless' new podcast comparing Staubach/Dorsett to Aikman/Smith to other QB/RB combos in history and today. And FWIW, I think Bayless ate a little humble pie after the OU debacle. You can hate him all you want, but he loves the Cowboys

 

Bayless is a fucktard and so are you.

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

How does he feel about playing for the league minimum? Or for free?

13 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

How does he feel about playing for the league minimum? Or for free?

How does he feel about blocking for himself?

On 10/17/2024 at 3:27 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

So draft Silas Bolden.  Teach the lazy sooner how to hustle.  Win.

Too late.  The Sooner already hustled the Boyz out of their money.  

Bayless can choke on Jerry’s old cock while they both die in a fire. Stephen A can watch from the corner as long as he burns to death too.

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Bayless can choke on Jerry’s old cock while they both die in a fire. Stephen A can watch from the corner as long as he burns to death too.

 

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Jerrah is back on The Fan. And he’s back to looking like an incompetent fool. 

 

He wouldn't be having a career year because the OL is shit, but he would be doing light years better than the current running backs.

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BuT ThE SaLaRy cAp

The NFL salary cap to me is basically an Enron accounting book. Nobody else seems to cry about it all the time and we always seem to sign people when they come up. Jerry sucks because he's a dumb piece of human garbage and no coach with any sort of real ability wants to work for him so his teams will always fail as long as he's managing things. He could hire a GM, win a SB, and people would give him the praise he so desparately wants, but he'd have to share it with the GM and HC and he just can't have that, he'd rather watch this shit. Fuck him. DIAF you old bitch.

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

BuT ThE SaLaRy cAp

The NFL salary cap to me is basically an Enron accounting book. Nobody else seems to cry about it all the time and we always seem to sign people when they come up. Jerry sucks because he's a dumb piece of human garbage and no coach with any sort of real ability wants to work for him so his teams will always fail as long as he's managing things. He could hire a GM, win a SB, and people would give him the praise he so desparately wants, but he'd have to share it with the GM and HC and he just can't have that, he'd rather watch this shit. Fuck him. DIAF you old bitch.

He loves bragging about how much money he's made for everyone though. Like how tone deaf do you have to be.

Sounds like Tua might want a fresh start and he's much better than Dak

His latest Tweet sounds like he might be interested: 

"Ready to play, with the fresh trees and sunshine all working. 
It's good day and we shoot the ball. Is that puppy? I like eggs. My ears, my eyes, my nose and legs. 
Hello, hello, can you see it now? I see it now. 
Bounce bounce baby bounce." 

9 hours ago, kevwun said:

He wouldn't be having a career year because the OL is shit, but he would be doing light years better than the current running backs.

Few teams gave Henry a look.  Where’s the criticism of the titans for letting him go?

henry is 30, high mileage, and had two declining years.  Most teams saw him as washed up.   Titans let him go.  
 

I don’t blame the Cowboys for passing.  I would sign jim brown to a second contract much less a third.  Recency bias abounds but no one including the ravens anticipated this season.  They didn’t use him right the first two games.  The big factor in this is Lamar; he changes how defenses have to play Henry.  That certainly doesn’t exist for Fak.  He ain’t going to run.

10 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jerrah is back on The Fan. And he’s back to looking like an incompetent fool. 

I mean, he's not wrong.  We run a West Coast Offense.  Dictionary:

The West Coast offense is a football offensive strategy that emphasizes passing over running.

Our bigger problem is missing Bland, Carson, Sam Williams, Micah, Kneeland coupled with a young o-line and a middling, overpaid QB. 

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He said their system is predicated on holding blocks and having receivers run away from man coverage. 

As opposed to Baltimore's system of missing blocks and having receivers make sure they stay covered. 

Henry would be miserable on this team no matter the system because they're a bunch of losers. He should be damn happy Jerry's too stupid to talk to him for a low cost running back contract over washed up Zeke Elliott. He's in the perfect spot and it's entertaining to watch. The Cowboys are as boring as it gets. 

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54 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Voir Dire: “Mr. Aubrey, can you please tell the court just how fat of a fucking retard Mike McCarthy is, and I’ll remind you that you are under oath.”

19 hours ago, 'stache said:

Voir Dire: “Mr. Aubrey, can you please tell the court just how fat of a fucking retard Mike McCarthy is, and I’ll remind you that you are under oath.”

"Yes sir. His fatness is only eclipsed by Jerry Jones's ego, and his level of retardedness only surpassed by the Jones family."

43 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

"Yes sir. His fatness is only eclipsed by Jerry Jones's ego, and his level of retardedness only surpassed by the Jones family."

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How did he not get excused?  I don't ever remember hearing about an athlete getting picked for jury duty during the season.

Doing his civic duty is more important than whatever this dumbshit team is up to.

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On 10/23/2024 at 5:25 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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I have a jury summons in two weeks so this hits close to home.

15 hours ago, kevwun said:

How did he not get excused?  I don't ever remember hearing about an athlete getting picked for jury duty during the season.

To be faaaaaaaaaaair, he's not really fighting it.

I went through the jury duty voire dire bullshit once. Lawyer just asked me if there was any conflict with me showing up on Monday for court. I told him I had a guided fishing trip lined up with some folks, which I did. 

He replied, "well, I I'm not going fishing, either."

I served for four freakin' days. His side lost.

 

I have a jury summons in two weeks so this hits close to home.

Fed or local? I got called for fed many years ago and got dismissed, the trial was 3 weeks. Yikes.
21 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Fed or local? I got called for fed many years ago and got dismissed, the trial was 3 weeks. Yikes.

Local (collin county)

I served on a jury 25 years ago. It was a three day trial. Interesting experience.

Always wear a Charles Manson t shirt and foil hat.  And be sure to let them know on the questionnaire your family is full of cops and Travellers.  Refuse to acknowledge your slave name.

On 10/25/2024 at 6:46 AM, Pam Cummings said:

Doing his civic duty is more important than whatever this dumbshit team is up to.

Being present as facts unfold about a felony crime, or present as a felony crime against football unfolds.

Potayto potahto.

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

I honestly have no idea why most people even respond to jury summons

Some people, you know, value a civic society. They're willing to serve the greater good, to sacrifice a little. 

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

I honestly have no idea why most people even respond to jury summons

Someone has to respond in order for them to not give a shit about the ones that don't.

Cowboys activated Dalvin Cook for tonight's game.

Meanwhile, this needs to be posted on the door to Jerruh's office every fucking week.

 

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Cowboys need a win tonight or else they are playing the rest of the season for draft positioning. 
 

shanahan is 10x the coach big Mike is so it is unlikely. 

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