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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Puro Pinch Cowboys Baby, Let’s Fucking Go !!!!


 

HERE WE GOOOO

Just now, ftf82 said:

The "Catch"? FUCK NBC!

 

too fucking soon !!!

if they're going to show the "Catch" they should show the onside kick recovery from the 72 playoffs

Just now, ftf82 said:

if they're going to show the "Catch" they should show the onside kick recovery from the 72 playoffs

 

or this …

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When does Dak throw the first pick 

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Cook and Zeke are the backs, my god

2018 we’d fuck some shit up 

We have no o line and you wanna toss it 4 yards behind Los on a run 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

$240mn qb and you run a fullback dive on 3rd and 5. 

Unblocked as if you expected some journey man FB to make Fred Warner miss.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

So Mike McCarthy is calling this bullshit these days, right?


he had an extra week to prepare that beaut. 

damn SF tried to put a hit on Jerry!

Edited by ButtFumble

I know everyone talks about Henry(yes better than Zeke of course) but he'd be averaging 3.4 a carry and would already be hurt in this offense and behind this line.

We run on 3rd and 5, they said fuck that, we run on 3rd and 10

I just noticed that SF is 3-4 yet the announcers are acting like they are headed to the Superbowl

Just now, ButtFumble said:

I just noticed that SF is 3-4 yet the announcers are acting like they are headed to the Superbowl

Well, the Niners are playing Dallas ...

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I just noticed that SF is 3-4 yet the announcers are acting like they are headed to the Superbowl

They ARE missing a lot of pieces.  Detroit should be the obvious favorite, but I could see 49ers getting some of their weapons back and putting together a push.  

But Collinsworth gonna Collinsworth. 

18 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

When does Dak throw the first pick 

2018 we’d fuck some shit up 

We have no o line and you wanna toss it 4 yards behind Los on a run 

1st qtr as per usual 

he is so fucking awful.  arm punt with can of corn to the safety.

My weekly appearance on this thread. 
 

Dak’d

Dak is such a great quarterback. Well worth the $420 million we payed him

18 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

$240mn qb and you run a fullback dive on 3rd and 5. 

Now you know why

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

Dak is such a great quarterback. Well worth the $420 million we payed him

bet the safety baited his dumb ass.  

McCarthy is a fucking idiot too.  between the 2 of them you can't see their data point on the stupid chart.

Edited by dcar00

13 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

damn SF tried to put a hit on Jerry!

I want my money back 

Could tell that was going to be a pick the moment it left Dak's hands--total moonshot. Very Ewers-esque.

that pick had ZERO to do with the rush.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he is so fucking awful.  arm punt with can of corn to the safety.

I would take Dak coming to Austin and doing that whenever Texas needs to punt.  Better than what we are running out there.

Defense hasn’t given up 14 points after two drives. It’s on the offense they lose this game. 

The cowboys are so predictable. I think they run the ball 90% of the time after a holding penalty when it’s 1st or 2nd and long. 

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