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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

I've been wanting Dallas to part ways with Dak for 6 years now. If Dallas doesn't make the playoffs, which is looking likely, I hope he's released and we draft Cam Ward. It's nice to want things I know.

Could the Boyz afford to release Dak … dead money cap hit would be astronomical, no?

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1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

It’ll be fun to see SF do nothing in the playoffs…again

lolwut?

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Could the Boyz afford to release Dak … dead money cap hit would be astronomical, no?

lol... no

 

edit:  no, as in we could not afford to release dak. 

Edited by gsoda3

Not so sure that offensive pass interference flag against 49ers should have been picked up. 

Collinsworth sure laughed about it...  

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys not getting flagged on special teams is almost as good as winning the game. 

That should be a Horns ST goal, too.

Nobody open.  Their pass rush is destroying the OL. 
 

just another 49rs beat down. 

ha.  10-6 half, looking like they might hold their own.  

7 minutes in, coaching adjustments and Dak idiocy, down 10.  without mccaffrey or Aiyuk.

Dak seems like a good person.  Humble, hard-working, doesn't promote himself, a good teammate - a good representative of the most visible position for America's team.  He's a good quarterback, but he's not great.  It's not because he doesn't work hard enough, he just doesn't have the talent.  I'm glad he got his bag, but not at the expense of the betterment of my team.  Jerry's done so poorly. 

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this booth ref is a fucking idiot.

that is a fucking pick.  Collinsworth is at least calling his shit out.

he was horrible as a ref and you can see why.

What was his explanation? I missed it 

The cowboys practices must be riveting between their shitty defense and shitty offense. Maybe they just watch Aubrey kick 70 yard field goals?

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

What was his explanation? I missed it 


the other cowboys defender engaged the WR.
Which sounded made up and didn’t account for the most obvious pick ever. 

2 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Dak seems like a good person.  Humble, hard-working, doesn't promote himself, a good teammate - a good representative of the most visible position for America's team.  He's a good quarterback, but he's not great.  It's not because he doesn't work hard enough, he just doesn't have the talent.  I'm glad he got his bag, but not at the expense of the betterment of my team.  Jerry's done so poorly. 

One of Daks problems this year is that there is exactly 1 playmaker to get the ball to

 

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

What was his explanation? I missed it 

he tried to say that our DB rode or directed the receiver into the pick.  Collinsworth actually laughed at him it was such bullshit.

If I'm McCarthy I run the exact same pick play the next series.

not that it matters.  I hope they get beat by 30 now.  fucking Jerry Jones is such a dumbass.

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40 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Shanahan and his coaching staff against Fat Mike and his in a 4 point game....I wonder what will happen?

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I really hope the karma that comes to Jerry is equal to causing so much pain for cowboys fans since 1995. Truly…I hope it’s awful

MIcah Parsons being out means jack shit.

4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Dak seems like a good person.  Humble, hard-working, doesn't promote himself, a good teammate - a good representative of the most visible position for America's team.  He's a good quarterback, but he's not great.  It's not because he doesn't work hard enough, he just doesn't have the talent.  I'm glad he got his bag, but not at the expense of the betterment of my team.  Jerry's done so poorly. 

Yeah look at the difference play calling tonight. Mike McCarthy sucks shit through a straw he’s terrible. They were better off with Kellen fucking Moore. 
 

They should’ve promoted Dan Quinn to head coach and got a legit young OC that can work with Daks limited skillset. First step, have a fucking running game. McCarthy just ignores having a running game all together. I don’t understand how they run and get 8 yards every now and then, and then just abandon the run completely. 

they need to strip that stupid cartoon character shit off the Dak uniform

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

they need to strip that stupid cartoon character shit off the Dak uniform


if you press the cartoon it screams “HERE WE GO”

Mike Zimmer also sucks

That last play just by alignment they are so so fucking outnumbered on that right side and then they run a jet motion and have a lead blocker. 
 

Luckily Overshown and a few other defenders are playing like their hair is on fire and running to the ball well. 
 

Wont matter if Fat McCarthy gets shut out. 

You can literally see his elbow down with the football not even touching the goal line.  Some teams just get the benefit. 
 

everyone just wants to go home. 

Edited by Drew

now that is stupid.  kicking the ball out of bounds when we will probably start at the 20 at best.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

After the kickoff penalty I predict:

dink 

dunk

pick

Left out Zeke run

14 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

What was his explanation? I missed it 

 

12 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he tried to say that our DB rode or directed the receiver into the pick.  Collinsworth actually laughed at him it was such bullshit.

If I'm McCarthy I run the exact same pick play the next series.

not that it matters.  I hope they get beat by 30 now.  fucking Jerry Jones is such a dumbass.

 

14 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys practices must be riveting between their shitty defense and shitty offense. Maybe they just watch Aubrey kick 70 yard field goals?


the other cowboys defender engaged the WR.
Which sounded made up and didn’t account for the most obvious pick ever. 

He also said it was the defender's fault for stepping in front of the wide receiver.  

23 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I mean there are 15 QB's who can do what Dak does for a lot less.

True.  Anyone can lose.  We can have this conversation in 2028 but Jerry will likely give him a $500 mill 5 year deal.  So maybe 2033.  That means the next cowboys QB is like 11 years old.

3 hesded monster of Dalvin Cook, Zeke Elliott and Hunter Luepke

Just go for it. You fucking suck either way. 

Dak coulda stood up from that tackle. He just gave up. He just didn't give a shit. A true Half-Assed Effort. You wanna win it all. Get a running fucking QB

even Collinsworth is trying to claim Jerry had to do it and prop up Prescott.  dude has proven numerous times he's fools gold.  He's not bad he's just not a QB that is gonna ever go anywhere.

Baker Mayfield has as many playoff wins as Dak Prescott

21 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

One of Daks problems this year is that there is exactly 1 playmaker to get the ball to

 

The only offensive skill position players that even belong on an NFL roster are Dak, Lamb, and I guess Turpin as a return guy. And Lamb has a bad case of the give-a-shits. 

5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

McCarthy fired tonight?

Meh,  give it a day or 10. GM is tied up the next several days prepping. 

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12 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

You go ahead and move onto next week. I’m not into wasting my time on a shit team with a lower tier QB that you constantly defend. 

Continue to show you don’t know football. 
 

go find another team to cheer for.  Like I wish Dak had done. He wasted his career here and is being the scapegoat for every issue on the  team.   No he’s not playing well. Hasn’t all season.  
 

WTF you want me to say?  He doesn’t suck. The team does and he’s not good enough to make them not suck? No QB would. Not even who you’re thinking. 

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