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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Dax just chunks ducks off of his back foot he has horrible technique

Dax also seems to just close his eyes and throw to where he thinks the receiver is suppose to be

9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

McCarthy fired tonight?

He'll be firing missiles after he consumes a tub of Riceroni.

I read his lips.....he got a triple waffles, patty sausage, 5 eggs scrambled with cheese in them, 4 pieces of bacon, and a shake

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Continue to show you don’t know football. 
 

go find another team to cheer for.  Like I wish Dak had.  He wasted his career here and is being the scapegoat for every issue in the team.   No he’s not playing well. Hasn’t all season.  
 

WTF you want me to say?  He doesn’t suck. The team does and he’s not good enough to make them not suck? No QB would. Not even who you’re thinking. 

you are correct.  It isn't Dak's fault. He's limited and always has been, especially since the injury.  It is all Jerry's fault for complete mismanagement of the roster and that includes signing Dak to that contract.

Took a million years to find Turpin in this O again. They will forget about him here shortly. 

Oh hey, they're losing again. Okay. 

Edited by mdmost

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

49ers 442 yards to the cowboys 222

Cowboy's offense will be more fresher at the end and can take control!

For the life of me I do not understand why Zeke is still in the NFL. You could go out and sign any RB off any practice squad and get what he gives you for league minimum. 

How is he so wide open multiple times? That’s the one dude to watch 

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

You could go out and sign any RB off any practice squad and get what he gives you for league minimum. 

They could have. But they chose the only player more washed than Zeke; Dalvin Cook. 

Dallas is thinking get two field goals after this and tie it up!

22 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

He’s not a good QB. He’s regressed. He’s clearly not top half, going by numbers. 

Consider who he has around him this season.  He's shown his ability to play well when he has a decent line. 

Cowboys have managed to not pass rush and simultaneously not stop Purdy from scrambling for easy yards. 

Get the ball back with a chance to win it and proceed to piss down your leg. Never change, Cowboys. 

Hit him in the hands. 

They shoulda thrown a bunch of Ewers short yardage until they got across the 50 y/l

I don’t think the 49ers could have drawn up 4 worse play calls if we let them pick for us. 

I know they call that for SF. It was tangled feet. Well never get that call. 

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Shorty should have had that

he wouldn't have been in bounds anyway.  stupid call though.  low percentage and you have 2 plays to get a first.

Edited by dcar00

Just now, taybo20 said:

These were the worst fucking play calls I’ve ever seen

Deep balls to players they never throw deep balls to.  smart

lol 4 plays fort a chance win the game and get 0 yards

I like how on second down Dak rolled out and had very little pressure so he just threw it to a guy standing out of bounds. 

Dak (Deer in the Headlights). Slower than a sack of shit. This fuck can barely walk. WTFuck are you giving a fucking cripple a 60million+ dollar contract?

he wouldn't have been in bounds anyway.  stupid call though.  low percentage and you have 2 plays to get a first.

Yeah, dumb call and even dumber to a 5’7” WR.

Fucking seriously…

  • 1st and 10: incomplete, awful decision, should have been intercepted
  • 2nd and 10: pressured, had to throw it away
  • 3rd and 10: low percentage deep shot on the sideline to the shortest receiver on the team
  • 4th and 10: deep shot into double coverage

All the time in the world to run whatever offense, and we go 0/4 and gain zero yards

 

Honestly, what can even be done to fix this shit show? And no I’m not talking about Jerry kicking it. 

4th and 10. You gotta throw it up to double covered… checks roster numbers… #83 Jalen Brooks

1 minute ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Honestly, what can even be done to fix this shit show? And no I’m not talking about Jerry kicking it. 

To the shitshow?

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Better get the iPad to review how shit you are. 

that is a microsoft surface pro.....apple would like you to cease and desist from associating their product with this shit product

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