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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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19 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

The Cowboys should hire Ben Johnson.

 

I know we'll get a retread and hate it, but that's what they should do.

I would like that

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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On 10/31/2024 at 7:11 AM, Hermanator said:

 And this bastard bought his historically inept ass in to cheapening the hall of fame. 

he absolutely deserves to be in as an owner.  he's the most influential owner in the history of the game.

 

22 hours ago, Underdog said:

The roided up sprinter? 

I think he's coaching in the CFL.

On 10/31/2024 at 1:30 PM, demos said:

It’s a crossover meme:

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If Dak got to the Super Bowl, that would be something.

Elliott out tomorrow for disciplinary reasons.  Not that he would make a difference.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42152540/source-cowboys-rb-elliott-due-disciplinary-reasons

ATLANTA -- Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will not play Sunday against the Atlanta Falcons because of disciplinary reasons, a source told ESPN on Saturday.

Elliott was originally slated to be active for the game. He did not accompany the team on the charter flight Saturday. Elliott's agent, Rocky Arceneaux, could not be reached for comment.

Oh no, who will run for 2 yards per carry?

18 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Elliott out tomorrow for disciplinary reasons.  Not that he would make a difference.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42152540/source-cowboys-rb-elliott-due-disciplinary-reasons

ATLANTA -- Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will not play Sunday against the Atlanta Falcons because of disciplinary reasons, a source told ESPN on Saturday.

Elliott was originally slated to be active for the game. He did not accompany the team on the charter flight Saturday. Elliott's agent, Rocky Arceneaux, could not be reached for comment.

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Well run program we've got here.

You know, in Europe fans have been known to force out owners.  It'd never happen here because even after the last 25 years, half the people in Dallas will be sporting Cowboy gear today.  

Maybe we'll see a few paper bags covering heads in the crowd today, although I guess you'd need the network to show it. In any case, looking forward to another near comeback loss.

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Is Diggs wearing like 8 chains while playing?

3rd and 12 run the 7 yard in route

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Man.... Zack Martin is so mid these days.  Sad to see after being elite for so many years.

Did I hear that correctly? The longest rush by the Cowboys this season is 13 yards?

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Aubrey.... our best player gets some points.  He'll be kicking for the Chiefs in 2 years.  2nd down play killed the drive.... it was there for about 6-7 yards if Martin picks up his block.  Bleh.  

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Just now, Horn80 said:

Zeke not missed.  Shocking

Hate to say it, but they should cut him..... Let him go ring chasing.  The sad thing is, I'm not sure he would get picked up on an active roster, but hey, PS guys get rings too!!!!

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Aubrey.... our best player gets some points.  He'll be kicking for the Chiefs in 2 years.  2nd down play killed the drive.... it was there for about 6-7 yards if Martin picks up his block.  Bleh.  

Good news is, so far, Dak made good throws.

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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Good news is, so far, Dak made good throws.

First down throws was the important thing I saw.  Too many drives we start with 1 down runs for 1 yard.  

If they don’t quit playing this audio -storm warning I’m going to ruin a TV by throwing something through it

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2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Mike Zimmer is a fucking bum

Probably but he is coaching up a bad big 12 roster in terms of talent.  No DE talent, little IDL talent, the secondary is busted..... It's a bad job by the front office and then destroyed by injuries.  I don't think Zimmer has done himself many favors but it's hard to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

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Bijan is going to destroy the cowboys.

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

it's hard to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

OTOH, it's super easy to make chicken shit out of chicken salad.

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Way too easy no pressure on QB.  Bijan is going to make it look easy today.

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Every fucking time.  Other than Aubrey, ST is shit.

All Dak seeing ghosts.  This guy is playing horrible no excuse missed wide open receiver.

OL is just crap right now.

Two sacks to Falcons already, it will be a long day if Dak sets there like a damn statue 

holy shit.  Dak is awful.  Late era Cam Newton/Famous Jameis vibes.

2 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Two sacks to Falcons already, it will be a long day if Dak sets there like a damn statue 

he doesn't really have a choice.  he can't run.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Atlanta came in with 6 sacks on the season.  Already have 2.

the OL is no bueno.

The best thing about not caring enough about this team today to tune in exclusively to the game is that I can keep up with it on Red Zone and.....no political ads.

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4 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Two sacks to Falcons already, it will be a long day if Dak sets there like a damn statue 

The ankle injury really has fucked his athleticism.  He's a pretty poor scrambler these days after being an above-average one early in his career.  I think his lack of mobility is really hurting him with the shitiness of the OL in pass blocking.  He's got to be more definitive in taking off.  He's holding the ball too long.

Wow, this defense has absolutely no pass rush.  QBs have all day against the cowboys.  Zimmer does himself no favors by rushing just 4.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The best thing about not caring enough about this team today to tune in exclusively to the game is that I can keep up with it on Red Zone and.....no political ads.

yep. I just swap to redzone as soon as they go to commercial.

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