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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Wow, this is pathetic.  No excuse for player being that wide open.  

ha ha.  It is fun to watch McCarthy look at the alignment of the other teams offense like he can recognize anything.

That's it.  I'm hitting the fan transfer portal.

Thinking about going to Green Bay since they are the only team without an "owner".

Wow, this is pathetic.  No excuse for player being that wide open.  

Everyone knew that Cousins was going to attack him…well except the actual defense.
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Blame the Temu tablet

Man I hope someone turns that into a gif.  

I hope Mike Leslie spends his entire word quota trashing Mr. I Know Football, then grabs his nuts.

Reminds me of the wonderful Dave Campo years.

I laugh very hard at Jerry Jones thinking things like

1. Hey Mike Zimmer would be a good DC

2. We have a fucking inaccurate statue as a QB.  We should go with an aging vet, a shitty tackle and 3 rookies this year.

3. Zeke likes being a Cowboy.  we should pay him money to average 2 yards a carry.

I love the casual Dak toss that barely makes it to the wide out 

That 18 yard run by Lamb is the longest rushing play of the year for the Cowboys.

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That's it.  I'm hitting the fan transfer portal.

Thinking about going to Green Bay since they are the only team without an "owner".

Green Bay was also smart enough to fire McCarthy. Jerruh was dumb enough to hire him

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why is Dak barely able to keep the ball off the turf on out routes?

because he has always been inaccurate.  it was the main reason he was a 6th rounder.

Dak showing the quarter billion $ wheels.

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

That 18 yard run by Lamb is the longest rushing play of the year for the Cowboys.

Dak just broke the season record! The $60 million dollar man ran for 22!

I smell an interception brewing up here.

Dak showing the quarter billion $ wheels.

Looked slower than Tom Brady, lol

Holy shit a Keystone Kops touchdown runpassbobble.

Crazy catch. Lucky they didn’t get called holding

Dowdle Plays with heart.  Glad he is lucky so far today.  This team desperately needed that TD.

Edited by Real Papi

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

I smell an interception brewing up here.

almost...

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Crazy catch. Lucky they didn’t get called holding

 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Better lucky than good, I guess.

Lucky on both counts, the fat guys were very grabby.  And we know they ain't good.

Just now, dcar00 said:

almost...

It's a macro that posts it every 10 minutes when Dallas is playing.

atlanta DL beat every block on that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

atlanta DL beat every block that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Every damn BLOCK?!

got to give it to Dak there.  Beebe, et al got beat bad.

Fumble.  Damn, just a 1st down.

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

because he has always been inaccurate.  it was the main reason he was a 6th rounder.

4th

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