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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Dufus defender. That was a lateral, would have been ruled a fumble on review had the shithead had the presence to grab the ball and run with it

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Did I just see good defense?  

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Last 15 mins of real time we actually look like we know how to play 

Ok you saw it too.  I'm not actually going crazy.

that is a horrible use of a minute 10 seconds.

Good job, you didn't need those 3 points anyway you fat idiot.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Good job, you didn't need those 3 points anyway you fat idiot.

that was flat awful.  20 yards in a minute 10 sec. not one crossing route to try to get someone OOB or a seam to the TE.  2 dump offs and a 10 yard floater that gets our best WR hurt.

We waste more shit before the end of the half than any team I've ever seen.

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22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

atlanta DL beat every block that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Except Tyler Smith!!!!  This is wild.  Look at him just stoning his guy and the other 4 look like keystone cops.

Or still life, if you prefer.....

 

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11 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

We waste more shit before the end of the half than any team I've ever seen.

And start the 2nd half like shit more.

Including a terrible fake punt!

How 'bout these morons?!

Wow McCarthy you just can’t be any dumber or can you?

Bucs tried last week and failed and Dallas thought, "But maybe it can work for us?"

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Bucs tried last week and failed and Dallas thought, "But maybe it can work for us?"

Absolutely. With punter who's thrown an NFL pass twice. What could go wrong?

Haha holy shit, just have your punter sling it it out on a 15 yard out right into coverage. Masterful. 

There’s nothing easier than passing against Dallas.  It’s like throwing against air 

I think the cowboys halftime is just Mike McCarthy making the team watch him take an upper decker. 

Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open?

I know. The answer is Cowboys.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open?

I know. The answer is Cowboys.

Also Cousins had 10 seconds with nobody even close to him to throw

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

There’s nothing easier than passing against Dallas.  It’s like throwing against air 

Well running is easier against Dallas too…

 

Seriously though, how does Dallas move forward from here with the big contracts all given out to “big names” that don’t do shit?

they are kinda fucked for 2-3 years from now unless they pull the plug big time and start over. 

Jerrah’s ego can’t handle this level of incompetence created by himself, so McCarthy is fired.

And yet I can't look away.   

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open?

I know. The answer is Cowboys.

Yeah, I think the window for the Cowboys is closed.  You gotta make something out of those 12 win seasons besides getting embarrassed in the first round of the playoffs.  

When Turd is false-starting, all is lost.

Everyone throwing haymakers is getting annoying that dude had no reason to do that to a dude laying on the ground I hope some hands get broken 

every receiver has to jump and dive and reach for every pass.  maybe we can hit someone in stride once please.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Everyone throwing haymakers is getting annoying that dude had no reason to do that to a dude laying on the ground I hope some hands get broken 

That's Landman.  He was good last year, but he's been ass this entire season.  He won't be around much longer.  

 

Absolute clown show.  Good grief.

You could get a 7th grader to close his eyes and randomly pick a Madden play and they would have more success on 4th down than Fat Mike this season. 

They are the definition of a clusterfuck

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