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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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really how can you not fire McCarthy?

These are fucking professional athletes making millions of fucking dollars and can’t even huddle correctly.  Fuck this entire team 

I wouldn't be shocked to see McCarthy fired this week. The fake punt call, sending out 12 players on 4th and 1 and not recognizing. 

He's gone after this year anyway.

Sometimes I wonder if some Cowboys are on the take.  

6 yard pass on 3rd and 7 followed by 12 men on the field before the 4th down play. Very cool, guys. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sometimes I wonder if some Cowboys are on the take.  

that is the sad thing.  These guys are actually trying.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sometimes I wonder if some Cowboys are on the take.  

Yes just the legal version where the asshat signs them to stupid contracts haha

Get Cook and Zeke off this damn football team.  Damn dead weight.

1 minute ago, DougO said:

I wouldn't be shocked to see McCarthy fired this week. The fake punt call, sending out 12 players on 4th and 1 and not recognizing. 

He's gone after this year anyway.

my guess is Jerry will wait until they have 6 losses and can't make the playoffs.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sometimes I wonder if some Cowboys are on the take.  

I would rather they be crooked than actually being this bad at the game of foobaw.  It would hurt less.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

99 yard TD drive coming up 

Son of bitch shit.

Just now, TOR said:

I would rather they be crooked than actually being this bad at the game of foobaw.  It would hurt less.

Several years ago, I was convinced they had CB that was.  Forgot his name but played for them many years and finally got traded.

Ok let’s predict.  
 

first down. Incomplete pass to Ceedee 

2nd run off tackle for 4 yards 

3rd pass. Short of the line to gain to Ferguson 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Ok let’s predict.  
 

first down. Incomplete pass to Ceedee 

2nd run off tackle for 4 yards 

3rd pass. Short of the line to gain to Ferguson 

As stupid as we are, maybe run into each other and fumble.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

As stupid as we are, maybe run into each other and fumble.

A lateral to an Atlanta defender.

That was PI.   And of course Dak throws to the wrong WR.

I know the board hates him, but Brady is growing on me as an analyst.  He knows what is happening on the field.

incredible catch by brooks

 

78 blocked no one quite masterfully. 

Only need 3 more FGs to win it. 

Just now, mdmost said:

78 blocked no one quite masterfully. 


steele and guyton seems to have a weekly competition on who can be the worst tackle in the league. 

Remember when 58 yard FG was unheard of.

Just now, mdmost said:

78 blocked no one quite masterfully. 

Only need 3 more FGs to win it. 

2 if meathead had taken the points at the end of the 1st half.

I really think McCarthy gets more joy out of a long field goal than a touchdown.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak's gotta get up in the air and make that throw - not some half hearted pass to the receivers feet

That would cost half billion.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

78 blocked no one quite masterfully. 

Only need 3 more FGs to win it. 

78 wasn't supposed to block him.  Turd made a bad chip but still I think Dak could have gotten it over him 

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak's gotta get up in the air and make that throw - not some half hearted pass to the receivers feet

this.  he has to wait it open and take the hit.

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

I know the board hates him, but Brady is growing on me as an analyst.  He knows what is happening on the field.

The don’t call him 3rd leg Tom for nothing. 

Pam Oliver and Jerry, two old people that need to give it up. 

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I really think McCarthy gets more joy out of a long field goal than a touchdown.

yes because when he calls the long FG play he knows it is one play that will work.

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The don’t call him 3rd leg Tom for nothing. 

Giselle don't go for no drumstick.

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The don’t call him 3rd leg Tom for nothing. 

My mind flashed to Erin Andrew’s head bobbing after reading this.

BIJAN!

BIJAN!

BIJAN!
BIJAN!
So happy to see him succeed... Just sad against Dallas.

It would be really great if stupid Fox would put Bijan's stats up and not just Kirk Cousins. 

Uh oh. Going to need 5 FGs now to tie it. 

Just getting slapped around out there.  

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