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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Oh shit, now you can win it with 5 FGs. My mistake for being presumptuous. 

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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16 minutes ago, TOR said:

I know the board hates him, but Brady is growing on me as an analyst.  He knows what is happening on the field.

Random comment considering this is Greg Olsen..... TE from Carolina.

Need the Falcons to be up 20+ before the cowboys attempt their frantic comeback that falls short but covers up how shitty they look anyone that didn’t watch the game. 

Think I could go into some random restaurant and Snoop Dog would be there eating.  

6 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

So happy to see him succeed... Just sad against Dallas.

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2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Random comment considering this is Greg Olsen..... TE from Carolina.

That explains a lot.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Need the Falcons to be up 20+ before the cowboys attempt their frantic comeback that falls short but covers up how shitty they look anyone that didn’t watch the game. 

dak is in the garbage stats hall of fame!  he has a gold jacket!

Please tell me that wasn't Jerry standing on the sidelines looking at Dak's hand. What exactly is Jerry going to offer in that situation? His medical expertise?

Rush should run like crazy.  who cares at this point.

That hand looked broken. With that level of swelling 

Trey Lance is the ultimate troll. Top money for no skill and still on a nfl roster 

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Just now, futureman said:

with cooper rush we might actually win this game.

 

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Just now, futureman said:

with cooper rush we might actually win this game.

Ha, ha.  That would make the DFW area explode.....  but, no.  maybe if it was Trey Lance or Ben DiNucci.

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Ha, ha.  That would make the DFW area explode.....  but, no.  maybe if it was Trey Lance or Ben DiNucci.

Imma say it:  Case.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Trey Lance is the ultimate troll. Top money for no skill and still on a nfl roster 

Jerry traded draft picks so he could have a 3rd stringer. 

That hand looked broken. With that level of swelling 

NFL red zone said it’s actually a hammy injury. Sounds fishy but
Just now, Stunns38 said:


NFL red zone said it’s actually a hammy injury. Sounds fishy but

It's both.

More camera shots of Jerrah’s box plz.  

Feel bad for Dak's injury but I'm enjoying Bijan issuing this ass whoppin' on these soft chumps. 

Keep showing that piece of shit Jones on camera. 

 

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Just now, TOR said:

Imma say it:  Case.

Case with a camera.  Or maybe Garrett Gilbert Grape.  Or was that trash QB we had a few years ago that went to the Jets and then Miami...... Mike White?  He could rally the troops.

Just now, dcar00 said:

overshown looking good.

Busting his ass.

27 minutes ago, TOR said:

I know the board hates him, but Brady is growing on me as an analyst.  He knows what is happening on the field.

He's doing fine. No worse than any of these other yahoos. 

The only thing Brady needed to accomplish is not sounding like the arrogant douchebag he looks like. He's done that well. 

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2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

overshown looking good.

But what's sad is..... he's the only young guy to get excited about.  Carson still has a chance, he's a rookie, but there's literally no one else who you see flashes and say.... that guy could be something.  Who else on defense do you see as a future starter or big contributor?  I see none.  That's bad drafting.  The dude Lafau or whatever.... where is that guy?  Does he play?  Does he do anything?

 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

He's doing fine. No worse than any of these other yahoos. 

The only thing Brady needed to accomplish is not sounding like the arrogant douchebag he looks like. He's done that well. 

I have been reliably informed this is Greg Olsen in the booth, who has never shtupped a super-model AFAIK.

He does know what he is talking about, though.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

But what's sad is..... he's the only young guy to get excited about.  Carson still has a chance, he's a rookie, but there's literally no one else who you see flashes and say.... that guy could be something.  Who else on defense do you see as a future starter or big contributor?  I see none.  That's bad drafting.  The dude Lafau or whatever.... where is that guy?  Does he play?  Does he do anything?

 

oh I agree.  the Dave Campo years are incoming. 

Cooper...

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

But what's sad is..... he's the only young guy to get excited about.  Carson still has a chance, he's a rookie, but there's literally no one else who you see flashes and say.... that guy could be something.  Who else on defense do you see as a future starter or big contributor?  I see none.  That's bad drafting.  The dude Lafau or whatever.... where is that guy?  Does he play?  Does he do anything?

 

Mazi first round pick!

COOPER.

Guyton is a fucking stupid sooner.  why would you draft a sooner OL?

Nice throw.  Healthy CeeDee makes that catch.  It can't get any worse, right?

The game and season is over.  Ceedee take yourself out 

Narrator:  it did indeed get worse.

That Bijan cutback was nice. 

LoL Turpin's drop sums up this offense perfectly. Couple of overpaid playmakers surrounded by unreliable trash and absolutely no depth.

this is hilarious.  60% of the cap is hurt and/or sucks.

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It shows the lack of depth this team has that in multiple weeks, the biggest play of the game has come down to a pass to a ST gadget guy in Turpin.  On a good team, that guy wouldn't see an offensive snap.  He's failed to deliver each time BTW.

 

Just now, dcar00 said:

this is hilarious.  60% of the cap is hurt and/ousucks.

ftfy

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