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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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does the ATL OL have any pre snap penalties?  maybe we can hire their OL coach.

this team is just poorly coached.  I can see why Rodgers was fed up with mccarthy.  mccarthy would be jeff fisher without rodgers.

Well, shit.  I have to go pull weeds now.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I almost feel bad for mike mccarthy.  almost.

nah. dude is responsible for a good portion of this shitshow.

The only reason Dak did anything today was because he finally began running the ball. Guess the fuck what... He's fucking injury prone... as in Injury Prone. 

So put in a fucking running QB and let him run, then occasionally, throw a few. i.e. Trey Lance. 

Come on McCarthy. Show us he's not capable. On the field in a big game situation.

McCarthy to Jerry: Fuck you. No Trey Lance for You

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I'm not sure which QB gives the best opportunity to win right now. Lance, Rush, or Prescott. Take your pick. Feels like it's 13 ppg no matter who you choose.

Also, don't give Turpin shit, Greg. He's not pulling an Anthony Richardson.

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Well, shit.  I have to go smoke weed now.

Fifm

You have to catch that, jfc.

Tolbert slows down for no reason mid-route. Ball actually was perfect if he hadn't slowed down. 

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One loss closer to Jerry's demise. 

There is one bright spot. Maybe this team will suck so bad that it will literally drive Jerry into his grave. At this point, here's hopin'!

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Tolbert slows down for no reason mid-route. Ball actually was perfect if he hadn't slowed down. 

he started reaching too early.  He's not very fast either.  my guess is he's done in 3 years

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

Well, shit.  I have to go pull weeds now.

You’ve shown noteworthy restraint thus far.

Just now, Wishbone said:

You’ve shown noteworthy restraint thus far.

I do what I can.  Putting away the Halloween decorations took a lot out of me.

And the little bastards took all my candy.  By which I mean chocolate.  Bastards.

Jones traded for Lance (now a 3rd stringer),  who has a $5.3m cap hit.  We could have used that $$ for Henry.  Adding insult to injury,the 4th rounder we gave to SF , had 12 tackles vs the chiefs.

2nd and 1 near the end zone throw a 1 yard route when saving time is what matters. Again, morons. 

that was a TD if they don't fumble it

Don't do this to me, Cowboys.  

3 wins is about the ceiling here 

 

rush looks so much better than Dak 

Imagine if Jerruh hadn't signed Dak to a stupid contract, and instead kept Rush and then brought in a bunch of mid-tier FAs

If they kicked a FG last drive we are in business 

Rush seems to throw more catchable balls than Dak.  i know ATL is pretty much prevent, but that was a nice drive.

 

that was mccarthy saying he wanted no part of OT.

I'm glad it worked but goddamn I don't trust this team to do anything special like two point conversions

Just now, HRSchenker said:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? WHY ARE WE GOING FOR 2?

That one was actually the correct call. It increases the admittedly small probability of winning. 

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Just now, DixonHur said:

Imagine if Jerruh hadn't signed Dak to a stupid contract, and instead kept Rush and then brought in a bunch of mid-tier FAs

Exactly!!!!  We may be a...... 3 win team!  Bro, this team is way farther away than a couple of mid-tier FAs.  Get real.

Really, the only thing that fixes this is a plane crash.

 

I wish he was a black kirk cousins

Terrible showing by Cowboys.  Water is wet.

Tough game. Can y'all donate some offensive linemen to Houston?

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Exactly!!!!  We may be a...... 3 win team!  Bro, this team is way farther away than a couple of mid-tier FAs.  Get real.

Most of the OL would have to be replaced, a running back or two, and then solid Nos. 2 and 3 receivers behind Lamb. So that's six upgrades needed ... just on offense.

On defense, a pure rush end, a bona fide 1 technique, another linebacker, and some corners/safeties who can cover and stay healthy ... so at least five more there.

So basically, you'd have to replace/upgrade half the team to have a contender. But Jerruh gonna Jerruh.

Assuming we lose today what games outside of NYG and TB can we actually win. I think it will wind up being Lions vs Chiefs in SB I guess. Unless Burrow and Cincy go on some ridiculous winning streak. What other games can we actually win???? Our defense is dogshit. At least Lamb as banged up as he is has some fucking Dog in him. Damn. Henry would have been nice but don’t tell the cap and contract creating master Jerruh that. Dumb billionaire mofo. IMG_3214.thumb.jpeg.4412dc5a510737f7b9b325c28aeeca87.jpeg

hey the close loss! we are almost there.

7 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Exactly!!!!  We may be a...... 3 win team!  Bro, this team is way farther away than a couple of mid-tier FAs.  Get real.

A couple?  Do you know how many players $60m can get you?  Derek Henry would have been the most expensive at $8m.  Probably could have brought in a dozen players for what they are paying Dak.

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4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That one was actually the correct call. It increases the admittedly small probability of winning. 

I'm actually stunned that McCarthy understood at least accepted the math on that play.  I assume he heard about the strategy while watching tiktok videos this week...

Time to watch some real NFC contenders play now. 
 

teams that have the cap space to make moves before the trading deadline. Fuck you, Jerry. 

Giants and Carolina. Maybe Washington at the end of the year because they're sitting starters after winning the NFC East. 

If Dak is hurt for extended period I expect Jerry to run the string out with mccarthy for the season.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Giants and Carolina. Maybe Washington at the end of the year because they're sitting starters after winning the NFC East. 

They'll go 1-2 at best in those games. 

5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

A couple?  Do you know how many players $60m can get you?  Derek Henry would have been the most expensive at $8m.  Probably could have brought in a dozen plays for that they are paying Dak.

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15 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Rush seems to throw more catchable balls than Dak.  i know ATL is pretty much prevent, but that was a nice drive.

 

Cooper Rush, the new King of Empty Stats!

Most entertaining thing about the radio feed was Babe telling the story of Novachek taking him horse riding.

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