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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Quinn is going to the Cowboys next year. 1st round pick to the Cowboys. Semi-local boy going to resurrect the home team and such. Arch is going to make the Saints wait, as he comes back for his Senior year to win back to back National Championships.

Hook’em!!!
This front office will not use that high of a pick on a QB. The last time they drafted one in the top rounds was Quincy Carter 2 decades ago. They don't value the QB for whatever reason.
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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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And we saw how QC worked out for the Boys! One of the last EA NFL games I bought, when my son was a youngster, had QC as the Cowboys QB.

Thinking 05-06?

Hook’em!!!

Was he smoking dope in the EA version?.

Q was smart with his money. He banked his baseball and football bonuses and lived cheap. My son became acquainted with him when he was playing in Shreveport and he admitted he was chronic. He loved Jerry for trying to help him, and he loved Parcells for being tough on him and trying to make him a better qb.

He supposedly runs a QB school. I don’t think that’s the on I would choose for my kid.

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15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
On 8/30/2024 at 5:06 PM, msucolt45 said:
Quinn is going to the Cowboys next year. 1st round pick to the Cowboys. Semi-local boy going to resurrect the home team and such. Arch is going to make the Saints wait, as he comes back for his Senior year to win back to back National Championships.

Hook’em!!!

This front office will not use that high of a pick on a QB. The last time they drafted one in the top rounds was Quincy Carter 2 decades ago. They don't value the QB for whatever reason.

We won't have a high pick if Dak is healthy.  We'll be in the middle of the pack worst case.  See, this is a minimum of a 2 year, probably 3 year process...... and that's just to acquire one, then you have to coach em' up and develop them unless you get a rarity.  Additionally, next year's QB class is pretty shitty.  There will always be a guy or two but for the most part, it's not very good.  Other positions are pretty stout including WR and defensively.  You want to get rid of Dak, you best have a better alternative then, we'll see what Lance has or we'll get a journeyman and then see what the draft gets us because that's set up for failure and a cycle of real pain unless they can strike the lottery 3 times in a row.  

A week to see if this has been solved...

 

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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puro pinche cowboys baby !!!!!!!

we’re going to glory hole them !!!

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41122997/commanders-suspend-vp-comments-players-jones-goodell
 

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Some gems:

Enteen also said, "I don't think the commissioner of the NFL hates gay people, hates black people. Jerry Jones, who really runs the NFL, I think he hates gay people, black people."

Enteen told the undercover reporter that "most of the fans are high-school-educated alcoholics" and called them "mouth breathers."

Kind of nails it…

On 8/30/2024 at 1:50 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Do we really want another Romo?

we have black Romo now.

Jerry Jones will draft Shaduer Sanders in 2025 in the 2nd or 3rd round. 

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

we have black Romo now.

I know people feel some kind of way about Dak right now, but it's pretty fucking incredible that the Cowboys lucked into a very good QB with an UDFA signing, then when he broke down they immediately lucked into a very good replacement with a 4th round pick and yet....they haven't won jack shit over that time span.

We won't have a high pick if Dak is healthy.  We'll be in the middle of the pack worst case.  See, this is a minimum of a 2 year, probably 3 year process...... and that's just to acquire one, then you have to coach em' up and develop them unless you get a rarity.  Additionally, next year's QB class is pretty shitty.  There will always be a guy or two but for the most part, it's not very good.  Other positions are pretty stout including WR and defensively.  You want to get rid of Dak, you best have a better alternative then, we'll see what Lance has or we'll get a journeyman and then see what the draft gets us because that's set up for failure and a cycle of real pain unless they can strike the lottery 3 times in a row.  
A week to see if this has been solved...
 

If Dak is playing his usual great regular season self then they’ll end up with a pick in the 18-24 range, likely no place to grab a top prospect and they have no draft capital unless they trade Parsons.

All three QBs are FAs at end of season. If Dak flames out and leaves for big money elsewhere what do you do with Lance? I think they were showcasing him in preseason hoping he was either somewhat decent to keep around or trade in hopes of getting that 4 pick back. 5 INTs didn’t make that happen and there were tons of qb prospects released and signed as FAs. Lance proved he’s a great athlete with a bad brain.

Dak leaves and he’s still $40 mil in dead cap so you gotta be cheap in 25.

Seems like this is as good a place to drop this as any

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19 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41122997/commanders-suspend-vp-comments-players-jones-goodell
 

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Enteen also said, "I don't think the commissioner of the NFL hates gay people, hates black people. Jerry Jones, who really runs the NFL, I think he hates gay people, black people."

Enteen told the undercover reporter that "most of the fans are high-school-educated alcoholics" and called them "mouth breathers."

Kind of nails it…

Nice. He nailed it nearly across the board.

Too much truth and facts so they fired him.

Let's get him over here. It'd probably be a pay cut though. 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41134789/commanders-fire-vp-comments-players-jones-goodell

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Seems like this is as good a place to drop this as any

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Isn't Arrowhead on the MO side?

You are correct.  It is about 5-10 miles Southeast of Downtown KC, MO. 

53 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Seems like this is as good a place to drop this as any

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No way in hell that’s legit.  But…I wanna believe.

How much longer time wise would that be than just taking I40 to Amarillo then going the Dalhart, Dumas, Clayton, Raton way to I25?

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On 8/30/2024 at 6:44 AM, tokamak said:

Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t, but the alternative is paying bums like Baker Mayfield $40m/year. 

or dak prescott 

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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watching the Grammys : r/seinfeld

I just want to restate that in spite of my dak hate I do firmly believe that this team performs best when expectations are low.  As such I want to officially be on record predicting a super bowl win at the end of this season. 

On 9/4/2024 at 3:55 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41122997/commanders-suspend-vp-comments-players-jones-goodell
 

What’s this guys Surly handle?

Some gems:

Enteen also said, "I don't think the commissioner of the NFL hates gay people, hates black people. Jerry Jones, who really runs the NFL, I think he hates gay people, black people."

Enteen told the undercover reporter that "most of the fans are high-school-educated alcoholics" and called them "mouth breathers."

Kind of nails it…

O'Keefe Media Group stirrin' up trouble again

 

 

30 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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They say that 65% of statistics are made up right there on the spot.    82.4% of people believe them whether they're accurate statistics or not.

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

We need an aggy rollercoaster but for us. 

It's not a rollercoaster though, it's this, on a loop

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Time for my annual post in this thread & a call out for the local kid.

Put in Cooper Rush!

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Not for me. If they win, great…. I don’t expect I though. I just accept that at best they’ll be a 2nd round playoff exit. Hell, if by a miracle Dallas went undefeated by 25 points a game, I STILL would be shocked if they made the CCG.

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Finally... Some REAL football this weekend, none of that JV shit from yesterday. 

4 yr/$240 million dollar extension for Dak per Shefter.  Good luck,everyone. 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

4 yr/$240 million dollar extension for Dak per Shefter.  Good luck,everyone. 

 

$240 million to choke every year in playoffs.  Cool

$240 million to choke every year in playoffs.  Cool

Not even gonna make the playoffa this year
3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

And none of them have won a Superbowl. And most won't ever come close.

“I’ve done it all. So I have an ordinate amount of confidence that fuck, if anybody can figure out how to get this shit done, I can figure out how to get it done. I’ve been there every which way from Sunday, and have I busted my ass a bunch, a bunch. And there’s nobody living that’s out cutting and shooting that can’t give you a bunch of times they busted their ass. So hell no, there’s nobody that could fucking come in here and do all the contracts … and be a GM any better than I can."
- Jerry Jones


nobody, and I mean nobody, out-negotiates jerral wayne jones. 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

The dumbest contract ever. 

 

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Somebody with better editing skills needs to take this one and put Dak's head on Rudd and Jimbo's head on the Hot Ones guy

 

29 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

$240 million to choke every year in playoffs.  Cool

For the TEAM to choke.  Forgot the important part. 
 

Honestly I’m not happy.  This was the Dak all summer. Why the fuck they wait?  
 

and I desperately wanted Dak away from this cursed franchise and POS fan base that still can’t figure out how good we have it with Dak. 
 

im not looking forward to a less talent team, that Dak/cee Dee and a solid defend drags to the playoffs and gets beat by MUCH better team, and Dak gets blamed for it all…agian. 
 

the discourse is going to be nasty and I’ll hate it. 

34 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

$240 million to choke every year in playoffs.  Cool

choking is a team effort in Dallas 

I feel worse for him than anything else. Locked in to play for Jerry’s bunch of loser coaches and will take the blame from our idiot fans. Fuck this franchise.

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

For the TEAM to choke.  Forgot the important part. 
 

Honestly I’m not happy.  This was the Dak all summer. Why the fuck they wait?  
 

and I desperately wanted Dak away from this cursed franchise and POS fan base that still can’t figure out how good we have it with Dak. 
 

im not looking forward to a less talent team, that Dak/cee Dee and a solid defend drags to the playoffs and gets beat by MUCH better team, and Dak gets blamed for it all…agian. 
 

the discourse is going to be nasty and I’ll hate it. 

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