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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Another qb isn't going to help. It would just lock the Cowboys in with another record salary to deal with.

Build up the positions they have neglected or just failed to fill with poor drafting. Guyton was a terrible pick, at least in round 1 to plug in at LT, which is something he wasn't. 

Martin is showing why smarter teams don't draft guards in the first round. Most of the league's good starting guards were taken in mid rounds, and I don't think any NFL team has won championships by having the best guards in the league since Lombardi's Packers. You just need a really good cohesive OL unit. Better coaches know how to utilize mediocre OL talent into a functional unit. The Cowboys take the highest drafted and highest paid OL group and mold them into a mediocre unit.

 

 

 

 

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  • Firemans4Horn
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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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33 minutes ago, TOR said:

Sweet rub or spicy?  Or spicy sweet rub?  I need to do a pork butt for the chili colorados.  

Spicy.

Cowboys are currently sitting at number 11 in the draft positioning, and likely rising quickly in the coming weeks. Frankly, I'm looking forward to a new start with a top 10 pick and a new coaching staff. Four picks in round five will be fun. 

Nothing will change unless Jerry the businessman fires Jerry the GM. Or if he dies and the Jones family hire a decent GM that can run the football operations.

 

thats it. 
 

the rest is wishful thinking by fans that don’t want to accept after 28 years of not even making it to the NfC championship that the Cowboys will not win anything like a SB until a real GM is hired.  
 

Thats just the truth. So just admit you are big fans of a team that will never go anywhere and accept it. I see no evidence that changing coaches again will do jack shit, I see no evidence they will make off season moves to help the team. I see no evidence that anything will ever change as long as Jerruh is the GM. No evidence. It’s all wishful thinking. 
 

And you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first. It is not gonna change. No matter who we draft. No matter what draft spot we get. The Team architect has his blue stared prints all over it. This is the team Jerruh built and they have a shot to win maybe three more games on the schedule. Period. 
 

 

 

 

 

I bet this team is better with Rush at QB.  

No it isn’t. This team wouldn’t be any better with Tom Fucking Brady in his prime. QB isn’t the issue.

Swap Jared Goff for Dak and both teams would have the same record.
11 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I bet this team is better with Rush at QB.  

They have no running game no matter who the QB is. Lamb while a warrior is banged the fuck up. They have Zeke though. Zeke!!!!! Frank Gore coming out of retirement could get more yards. 

 Had the dumbass GM  in charge of drafting the contracts and getting deals done and balancing the cap had half a fucking scintilla of football knowledge we could have Henry, maybe Davante Adams and a few other FA pieces.
 

But no…fuck you Jerry! Fuck Jerry!!!! fuck the Jerruh! I hope he has the Clap. 👏 

3 hours ago, DougO said:

Cowboys are currently sitting at number 11 in the draft positioning, and likely rising quickly in the coming weeks. Frankly, I'm looking forward to a new start with a top 10 pick and a new coaching staff. Four picks in round five will be fun. 

Fun huh?

This is the genius who will be making the draft decisions.

Shut up Jerry. : r/Dallas_Cowboys

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1 minute ago, BigDHornfan said:

 

Hurt his pussy

Time to tank! Maybe get that RB out of Boise State or some type of bad ass on defense or a great TE. 
 

not that it matters bc Jerruh will still be the GM. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Time to tank! Maybe get that RB out of Boise State or some type of bad ass on defense or a great TE. 
 

not that it matters bc Jerruh will still be the GM. 

He'll draft another Michigan DL

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

He'll draft another Michigan DL

 

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1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I bet this team is better with Rush at QB.  

You’re about to find out. 

24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Time to tank! Maybe get that RB out of Boise State or some type of bad ass on defense or a great TE. 
 

not that it matters bc Jerruh will still be the GM. 

IMO, what the Cowboys need more than anything else is linemen, both offensive and defensive.  

That said, I hope to god that the Cowboys don't have a chance to draft Banks.  

I saw that this morning.  Is Jerry personally managing the cap also?  How do you manage to tie up 45% of your cap in 2 players?

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6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I saw that this morning.  Is Jerry personally managing the cap also?  How do you manage to tie up 45% of your cap in 2 players?

I think the technical term is incompetence

4 hours ago, DougO said:

Cowboys are currently sitting at number 11 in the draft positioning, and likely rising quickly in the coming weeks. Frankly, I'm looking forward to a new start with a top 10 pick and a new coaching staff. Four picks in round five will be fun. 

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1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I think the technical term is incompetence

There is also a fair amount of hubris in that recipe.

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Time to tank! Maybe get that RB out of Boise State or some type of bad ass on defense or a great TE. 
 

not that it matters bc Jerruh will still be the GM. 

They don't need to tank, they're just not going to be very good. Of course, they may somewhat rally for Cooper Rush as they seem to have done in the past. But it likely won't be enough to keep them out of a top 12 pick. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

giphy.webp

Don't confuse my comments with optimism. I'm just worn out as fuck with this particular version of Cowboys dumpsterfire which was doomed from day fucking 1. Time to move on, and it's going to happen.

But it should be noted that the Cowboys generally do pretty well drafting in the top 1/3rd of the first round, which is a far lesser risk factor. Down in the 18-32 area, generally not so much. We all know they are going to mostly soil themselves in rounds 2-4. 

 

Defense is still very suspect and they can't run the ball.  That should prevent any win streaks.

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

r/Dallas_Cowboys - Jerry wrecked this team future

After last years Super Bowl I remember during the post game commentary they said Patrick Mahomes salary was 14% of the Chiefs cap and that that 14% going to one player was the worst ratio for any Super Bowl winner ever. Dak percentage of their 2025 salary cap is just under 30%.

5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Swap Jared Goff for Dak and both teams would have the same record.

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7 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I bet this team is better with Rush at QB.  

The real question is this team worse with Rush at QB.

They could do OK with Cooper if the OL, running game and D weren't total crap. 

Maybe Jerruh can install these at Jerryworld. The music must come with the crapper too. 

Traded for Mingo. The season is saved. Jerry is a genius. 

GM'ing the hell out of this thing

 

Jesus, Johnny!!!

Mingo's stat line over his final 4 games as a Panther: 5 targets, 1 reception, 1 yard

He's buried on the depth chart behind two rookies (one of whom was undrafted) and whoever the fuck David Moore is. Definitely worth a 4th round pick.

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Absolutely incompetent to give up that much for Wingo.  Too bad that nobody in the organization can tell the Emperor that he is butt-naked.

Hooooooly shit, this is just the worst. It's legitimately time for grandpa to be forced to give up the keys.

They should be selling, not acquiring other garage sale leftovers for picks. 

But hey, he was once a 2nd round draft pick, so it's a bargain, right?

Championship...

 

That fourth rounder could probably have gotten them a starting guard to replace Martin next year, if they knew how to draft guards after the first round.

Mingo will look really good on the field with Trey Lance airmailing the ball 10 feet over his head 

If you look at his draft profile he's exactly the type of WR prospect the Cowboys really need in the mix. Except he's not the type of prospect the shitass Panthers needed, so...

 

 

12 minutes ago, DougO said:

They should be selling, not acquiring other garage sale leftovers for picks. 

But hey, he was once a 2nd round draft pick, so it's a bargain, right?

Championship...

 

I honestly think this may be how Jerry's mind works. Lance was a 1st rounder and we can get him for a 4th? Bargain. Mingo was a 2nd rounder last year and we can get him for a 4th? Bargain!

I do not understand this fucking logic.  I do not understand this at all.  

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Maybe Jerrah misheard and thought he was getting Ryan Wingo

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Maybe Jerrah misheard and thought he was getting Ryan Wingo

Entirely possible. This guy certainly did. 
 

 

1 hour ago, Minute Bull said:

Absolutely incompetent to give up that much for Wingo.  Too bad that nobody in the organization can tell the Emperor that he is butt-naked.

 

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On 11/3/2024 at 9:04 PM, DixonHur said:

Nope.  I stopped being an avid Cowboy fan years ago, and Jerrah signing Dak to an extension this summer was the final straw.  Making a mediocre QB, with 2 playoff wins in 8 years, the highest paid player in the league (for the 2nd time), while he still has a year left on his current contract, is about as dumb as it gets.  Make him play for a new contract.  Worst case scenario, he holds out and you play Cooper, then either get a FA or draft a QB.  

If I'm a GM, I'd rather roll the dice and pay rookie money to Cam Ward or Dillon Gabriel than $60m a year to Dak.

But, whatever, I'm officially out as a Cowboy fan until the Jones family is gone.  The only reason I watched the game today was to see Bijan and Overshown.

Fair enough..... But as we can see today where Jerrah and his "brain trust" just made what is being called the worst trade of the season, this organization is hopeless with this family at the helm.  Sign Dak or don't sign Dak, they'll fuck it up because Jerrah will have authority and influence.  Sign Micah or don't sign Micah, again, they'll fuck it up either way.  Sign CeeDee or don't sign CeeDee, they will fail.  There's a reason the Jones' are losers for 30 years...... because they don't care about winning.  They only care about enriching themselves, which they've done exceedingly well for decades will propping up scapegoats for the fans to blame.  Hopefully, people get it now.... Jerrah is the villain in the story and everything else is white noise.  Don't get this family one cent of revenue and they should be treated like other poor owners of teams who can't go out in public or face public scorn.  Then shit may get real.

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