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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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  • Firemans4Horn
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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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50 should be cut on the spot, on the spot.  Hit the bricks pal cause you are going out.

Pathetic pathetic pathetic. These fuckers aren’t professional. They’re fucking pussies 

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Top 5 draft pick loading and since Jerry loves boose state.  Janty come on down 

That would be a mistake.... Take the WR, CB, or DT who can rush the passer.

Outside of overshown. There isn’t one fucking loser on this team I’d ask to join my org 

Cowboys have probably gone against more of these "tush pushes" than any team in NFL history, yet remain the absolute worst at defending it. 

Maybe invest heavily in some interior defensive line, other than shitty first round reaches for a bust? That would be a nice change of pace since the freakin' 90s.

That AT&T commercial.  WTF?  The wife forgets husband’s birthday and has utter contempt for him.  

Glad I’m not even watching.  Sense a relief snd less stress not worrying about it anymore…

 

And if the cowboys draft a fucking RB in the top 10 again I’ll end Jerry Jones myself. 

4 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

No, no, no. Deion will be the coach and we're drafting Shedeur. 

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How about he quit drafting pussy o linemen out of the state of Oklahoma. Smith and Guyton are gaping pussies. Draft some guys playing for some good SEC teams like good teams do.

I'd keep Lamb, Micah, Overshown, Dowdle, and Ferguson.

 

Also like how Zeke was suspended and no one even noticed. Including the stat sheet.

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2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

How about he quit drafting pussy o linemen out of the state of Oklahoma. Smith and Guyton are gaping pussies. Draft some guys playing for some good SEC teams like good teams do.

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Rico's really played pretty well this year.  He's a solid RB2 in an offense.  Don't need to reach for one next year, but definitely need to upgrade the room and get Zeke the fuck out of there, as well, as the fucking midget.

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Outside of overshown. There isn’t one fucking loser on this team I’d ask to join my org 

I’d keep the kicker 

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’d keep the kicker 

Yeah how the hell did I miss our mvp 

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Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Where’s illegal contact downfield on that??

Definitely should have been.... but drawing penalties is also a skillset and one our WR's outside of CeeDee has not developed.  As I've said, the Prince, the WR coach, for Dallas needs to be let go.  

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Playing for the field goal, Fat Mike's favorite play

Just happened to be watching that drive that’s not what happened. First down shot down field(surprising) 2nd down delayed run(stupid but worked) and then another shot 20 yards down the field. 
 

not sure what you think “playing g for the FG” is…but it ain't that. 
 

Now if you’re saying hey shouldnt have kicked it there it’s a different story. 

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Where’s illegal contact downfield on that??

Only Dallas gets penalties today.  Even the one Philly got was offset. 
 

no holds. Not illegal contact. No PI. 
 

long day for the boys.  Gonna watch some Netflix. 

Dallas isn’t winning this game. Why not take a glorious dome shot to Jalen 

Secondary is soft, no tacklers.  Rush does his best Dak impersonation fumbling a good snap.  

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Kendricks needs to sit or be used less.... He can't move in space.  His legs were fresh in September, but now they look heavy and he looks like he's operating in slow motion.  Of course, we don't have any depth at LB so we'll keep marching him out there.

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50 needs to be cut from this football team now, pack his shit and call him an uber

2 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Secondary is soft, no tacklers.  Rush does his best Dak impersonation fumbling a good snap.  

I mean bro what? Such a stupid thing to say.  He doesn’t fumble snaps.  When there’s a blind side rusher maybe. 
 

or save it for when cooper throws a pick maybe?  

Dak isn’t even playin and you can’t help yourself. Jesus Christ. 

I applaud any cowboy fan who paid tickets for this game 

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That was a beautiful pick by Diggs..... textbook.  It's also why it will be difficult for Philly to win a championship with Hurts.

I think we were trying to go 3 & out, I think that was the plan.

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

That’s your 3rd and 9 play lol

OL is weak and you have to manage Rush..... this offense is going to be really ugly.

And the Cowboys do nothing with it. Not even a single shot down field off a turnover.  
 

it is less stressful following along with this on Twitter instead of watching.  I will say that. 

28 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Top 5 draft pick loading and since Jerry loves boose state.  Janty come on down 

At this point, it's all about draft positioning. And yes please 

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

I think we were trying to go 3 & out, I think that was the plan.

I bet JJ would prefer cowboys lose and Rush looks like shit so the Dak contract doesn’t look any worse than it is.

And why in the shit is the roof not open?  It's a chamber of commerce day outside.  

Fucking Jerry

1 minute ago, Mother mopar said:

At this point, it's all about draft positioning. And yes please 

Please no. Do NOT waste a top tier draft pick on a fucking RB…again.  
 

Did Zeke not teach yall anything?!?  He was very good to great his first 3 years and it still wasn’t worth it. 
 

WR, DT, OL. Take a RB later. He’ll even in the 2nd(that’s a wasted pick every year anyways) 

Overshown seems like he does not suck. 
 

Parsons made a play too it seems.  
 

so at least they’re not rolling over. To bad the offense has no chance with that OL and rush. 

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7 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I bet JJ would prefer cowboys lose and Rush looks like shit so the Dak contract doesn’t look any worse than it is.

Don't be a moron.  Jerrah knows the grim reaper is rounding the block for him.

 

7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

And why in the shit is the roof not open?  It's a chamber of commerce day outside.  

Fucking Jerry

Yep..... Fucking Jerrah being that guy.... the dumbest guy in the room who unfortunately has the most money.

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Have to give Zeke his token runs for the day.  Why, nobody knows

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