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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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The broadcast should be dragging Jerrah and company for not IR'ing Dak yesterday so they could have the extra roster spot.  Instead, just talking about it like it's just a strange little oddity.  This organization isn't serious and they can't even manage a simple thing like IR'ing your QB when his hamstring has been ripped to shit.  Just easy stuff, they can't get right.

The fuck are you throwing to cooper

Aubrey warm up 

Cooper takes too bit a hop on his dropback, costs him a tick that makes him late delivering. Simple mechanical shit.

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The sun is in our eyes!!!!  Oh noes!!!  Keep doing the short stuff.  Run, screens, PA to your TE.  Simple stuff.

Shocked we got that first. That’s usually a stupid inin completion in the endzonw

38 minutes ago, Drew said:

Glad I’m not even watching.  Sense a relief snd less stress not worrying about it anymore…

 

And if the cowboys draft a fucking RB in the top 10 again I’ll end Jerry Jones myself. 

Same feeling struck me around game #4

Clown show. Shouldn’t Cooper Rush be better than this? Zeke…fucking waste. 

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LOL Zeke!!!!!  Fuck him.  Cut him.  Really.  Just cut him.  Tell him it's for his own good.  

58 minutes ago, Hate said:
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Puro Pinche Cowboys !!!!!!

time to get fired the f up !!

I hate all of those people. They are part of the problem.

 

Why are these idiots running? Is there a general admission section at Jerryworld?

ha ha.  gonna be funny when jerruh wants to put him and Dak in the ring of honor.

Just die already Jerry Jones

Dowdle on fire and you hand it to that bum. You can't make this stuff up 😅😅

This is seriously like watching first year pop warner football

14 points on turnovers alone.  what a shitshow.

nice job parsons!

Ironic to be saying the defense is saving this game 

If we give it back to Zeke, I'm going to jump through this television and kill fat Mike

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Just die already Jerry Jones

I don't wish death on most people, but I don't consider Jerry to be human so I'm ok with it.

 

Just now, AbeFroman said:

If we give it back to Zeke, I'm going to jump through this television and kill fat Mike

Video this please 

Wow, nice drive until zeke just coughs it up.  Something happen to Dowdle?

Jerruh - hey zeke we want to bring you back

zeke - ok but what do I get to enhnce my numbers since I average 3 yards a carry now?

Jerruh - lots of goal line touchdowns!

zeke - I'm in!

I really don’t think Dallas could beat most college teams 

I think CD was saying something about the sun there.

burn it all down …

 

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Just now, dcar00 said:

I think CD was saying something about the sun there.

It really looked like he lost it in the sun..... Who's the fucking imbecile who keeps the windows open?  Why?

 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

burn it all down …

 

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The fuck?

total And utter disrespect to the legend. 
 

Fuck Jerry’s and the cowboys. 
 

also Cowboys must really be in disarray for “Mr first question” to take a shot at them. 

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And fuck you too, Fat Mike.  At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.

 

This is our mentality now.

We're going to go in the locker room 14-6 and the coaches will say, 'Hey that's not so bad'

17 minutes ago, pops said:

Dowdle on fire and you hand it to that bum. You can't make this stuff up 😅😅

That’s a Jerruh special. Too dumb to have enough sense to get Henry and fucked cap space all on Jerruh. Doesn’t want to admit he was wrong about Henry twice so let’s play Zeke. 

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