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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Overshown blows the simple sack and Philly scores.  Easy, kid.  Breakdown and get the sack.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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The defense has played well enough to actually win. Rush looks like he’s never practiced before today. 

Just put in Lance. 
fuck it, Rush doesn’t even know what he’s doing, 

7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

This is our mentality now.

We're going to go in the locker room 14-6 and the coaches will say, 'Hey that's not so bad'

Charlie Strong through the years

10 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

And fuck you too, Fat Mike.  At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.

 

So they don't even take Zeke to Atlanta last week because he was being a piece of shit missing meetings and acting like a baby because he wasn't playing much and was going to be a DNP.

They follow that up by giving him the ball today. No accountability whatsoever. 

Shit culture. 

Just put Lance in to start the 2nd half. What is there to lose? The whole staff is gone after the season anyway. Call a run heavy game for him

It's insane. Sark tells a former 5 star sophomore WR to hit the fucking bricks when he started acting like a bitch for not playing. 

These idiots have a washed up has been who's acting like a bitch missing meetings for not playing, a guy just begging to be cut and made and example of, and they reward him with more carries. Which he fucks up. 

 

I was against Lance because of what we saw in the preseason, but damn bruh.

Put his ass in and run the veer.  Something, anything.

17 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

And fuck you too, Fat Mike.  At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.

 

well yeah.  it is in his contract.

I'm good with 3-14.  at least we might get lucky with a high draft pick.

I guess at this point it doesn't really matter but our backup QB Cooper Rush was 2 of 3,  1 of 3,  and DNP in three preseason games.  I suspect that that was Jerry's decision and not the coaching staff and now its coming back to haunt them. 

the D is decent but they shit the bed a lot end of half/end of game.

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm good with 3-14.  at least we might get lucky with a high draft pick.

You know who's calling the shots during the draft, right?

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

You know who's calling the shots during the draft, right?

that's why I said lucky.

I haven’t seen one play this whole season live. I think it’s taken 10 points off my BP

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

You know who's calling the shots during the draft, right?

The guy that wanted to draft Johnny Football?

Just now, Horn80 said:

The guy that wanted to draft Johnny Football?

And passed on Derrick Henry?

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I haven’t seen one play this whole season live. I think it’s taken 10 points off my BP

for me it's like Nascar now.  just watching for the wrecks and potential pit crew/driver fist fights.

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

And passed on Derrick Henry?

Shrewd 

Just now, dcar00 said:

for me it's like Nascar now.  just watching for the wrecks and potential pit crew/driver fist fights.

I still care too much tbh. Out of sight out of mind

24 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

I have been on that field many times staring right at that blinding shit. Gap should have been filled with a bigass video screen ages ago, to replace teh stupid overhanging screen that takes attention away from live action on the field.  One of the biggest weaknesses of "home field" disadvantage at jerry world.

It's already done but this possession will drive the nail.

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Probably give Cooper one more drive and if the can't get it going..... Put in Lance and go with a run oriented attack.  See what GB does with Malik Willis.

Can’t believe people still pay to attend these games and buy merchandise. This is an atrocious product.

Ok.  I get it.  Injuries and a backup QB.  But, can they at least try something different?  Running up the middle and throwing 1 yard passes DOES NOT FUCKING WORK.  Put in Lance (at least for the mobility) or throw the ball down the field.

Dallas is so hard to watch. And for so long too. I’m at the point I just live with the memories. Sad thing is it doesn’t matter how bad the team is Jerry just keeps getting richer and richer. 

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1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

Dallas is so hard to watch. And for so long too. I’m at the point I just live with the memories. 

The memories of Tom Laundry?

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JFC, Zimmer.  You can't just rush 4 and give him all day..... Get him the fuck out of here.

And there's this.... People forget, we had a whole fucking decade of this shit between Troy's decline and Tony.  A whole fucking decade

 

13 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I haven’t seen one play this whole season live. I think it’s taken 10 points off my BP

I imagine the georgia game probably erased those improvements. 

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

The memories of Tom Laundry?

Troy Aikman and Jimmy Johnson. 

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And..... poor Cooper.  CeeDee is open by 4 yards and Rush underthrows him.  Incomplete.  Time to go to Trey.

I remember when “they’re just as gone with Cooper as Dak” was a thing.  4-1 and all that.  

When was the last time Cowboys had a legit safety?

And Carson doesn't even come over with the sledge hammer left like you're taught.  He gently puts his hand on Brown's arm.

 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

When was the last time Cowboys had a legit safety?

Cliff Harris?

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

When was the last time Cowboys had a legit safety?

 

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Hope Overshown is ok, but doesn’t look like he will be back in game. 

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Cliff Harris?

He was a big hitter for sure.

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