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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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21 minutes ago, DougO said:

I have been on that field many times staring right at that blinding shit. Gap should have been filled with a bigass video screen ages ago, to replace teh stupid overhanging screen that takes attention away from live action on the field.  One of the biggest weaknesses of "home field" disadvantage at jerry world.

The blackout curtains are there.  Have been since the McCartney concert the first year.  I went to Metallica there last year and there was zero light leakage.  The whole place was sealed up.  Why haven’t the networks forced it?

1 minute ago, Texzilla58 said:

The blackout curtains are there.  Have been since the McCartney concert the first year.  I went to Metallica there last year and there was zero light leakage.  The whole place was sealed up.  Why haven’t the networks forced it?


the curtains have been there for years. Using the curtains would be Jerry admitting they made a mistake with their stadium design which means they won’t be used until he is dead. 

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2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

The blackout curtains are there.  Have been since the McCartney concert the first year.  I went to Metallica there last year and there was zero light leakage.  The whole place was sealed up.  Why haven’t the networks forced it?

It's not up to the networks for the owner to do the smart thing..... It's his decision.

Philly was the easiest bet of the year.  I hate betting against my teams, but I would have opened up our 401k's if the wife would have let me.

Interception time 

Wouldn’t be a cowboy drive without holding called 

Are you kidding. Fuck off McCarthy 

Wow. If you chose to attend this game, that's on you. 

I'm not even a Cowboy fan and this is hard to watch.  Good lord.

Was that dude in the Marines hat crying?

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LOL!!!!!  HA, HA, HA!!!!!  And the dumbest people today are those fans that paid top dollar for this dogshit!!!!  This is Jerrah as Nero fiddling as the place burns.  Why do you continue to enable him?  Morons.

 

 

Smell it up, Stephen. SMELL IT ALL UP!

The Latina with the surrender cobra + "What are we doing?" combo could be the cover of the 2024 Cowboys Blu Ray, if such a thing were going to exist.

I'm not even a Cowboy fan and this is hard to watch.  Good lord.

Same. Damn they suck. I guess there is no way Jerry will even contemplate rebuilding. Sucks for the fans
Just now, TexArcher said:

The Latina with the surrender cobra + "What are we doing?" combo could be the cover of the 2024 Cowboys Blu Ray, if such a thing were going to exist.

No f'ing way. It's this guy.

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Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL!!!!!  HA, HA, HA!!!!!  And the dumbest people today are those fans that paid top dollar for this dogshit!!!!  This is Jerrah as Nero fiddling as the place burns.  Why do you continue to enable him?  Morons.

 

 

Well in all fairness, they probably couldn’t give their tickets away.

89 cowboys would skull fuck this team into quitting football

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

This team is worse than the '88 & '89 teams.

At least in 88 you had a young Irvin.  In 89 you had a young Aikman and Irvin.  This team has nothing.  Nothing

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Why even look at the Surface device any more?

Cooper... hey look, I only missed the wide open receiver by 5 yards that time. 

The Latina with the surrender cobra + "What are we doing?" combo could be the cover of the 2024 Cowboys Blu Ray, if such a thing were going to exist.
Bonus was the Eagles fan right behind her with the Fuck Around And Find Out shirt.
4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

As I've been saying, anything Dak can do, Lance can do better. That was a masterful fumble

Wrong shitty Dallas QB. That was Rush with another fumble.

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

At least in 88 you had a young Irvin.  In 89 you had a young Aikman and Irvin.  This team has nothing.  Nothing

And you had Jimmy Johnson in 89, not a bloated turd disguised as a head coach.

Does anyone in the Dallas, or Texas, media ever challenge the Jones Family and how they have destroyed the football aspect of the franchise all while just stealing money? Or, are they afraid to because their access and credentials will be revoked?

Dak standing over there, too dumb to get out of the fucking way.

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Does anyone in the Dallas, or Texas, media ever challenge the Jones Family and how they have destroyed the football aspect of the franchise all while just stealing money? Or, are they afraid to because their access and credentials will be revoked?

What's the point? Jerry doesn't have to do anything because people still attend games. He has no incentive to change. Even if people stop going, they sell their tickets to visiting fans so the attendance is still high because why wouldn't you want to go to Arlington to watch your team throttle the Cowboys?

Haven’t seen this level of incompetency since Dave Campo years.

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