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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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they are absolutely the worst team in the league no doubt.  1-5 in the division would be awesome.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Dak standing over there, too dumb to get out of the fucking way.

He's already hurt so what's another torn ligament.

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Haven’t seen this level of incompetency since Dave Campo years.

Oh my aching balls. I once saw him at a Chick-fil-a on Central and Lovers Lane when he was DC for Kansas. I thought, that's fitting that he has to eat at a Chick-fil-a while recruiting in Dallas. He looked so beaten down. 

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What's the point? Jerry doesn't have to do anything because people still attend games. He has no incentive to change. Even if people stop going, they sell their tickets to visiting fans so the attendance is still high because why wouldn't you want to go to Arlington to watch your team throttle the Cowboys?

I reckon you are correct. I see that Jones is listed as being worth $15.7 billion and the Cowboys franchise as being worth over $10 billion. There is no incentive when you pretty much print your own money.

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

zero picks!

extend him !

what a ass kicking 

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Well, let's see what we have with Trey Lance.

Oh God. 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

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Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Odds McCarthy is HC the Monday after Thanksgiving?  

Jones won’t fire him. Jones is a fucking cock sucker 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

These mother fuckers make millions of dollars 

These are the auto-tune mumble rappers of the NFL.

Must be nice to suck at your job and get paid millions.

Just now, TexArcher said:

These are the auto-tune mumble rappers of the NFL.

This may be the perfect description 

So how is Dallas going to screw up the 1st overall pick, because they'll screw it up.

For a second, I thought maybe lance would run five keepers and in one quarter would out-total what  the rest of the Cowboy offense did in three quarters.

Also... we need to start thinking about using our time outs...

Just now, SameSame said:

So how is Dallas going to screw up the 1st overall pick, because they'll screw it up.

Trade it for Derrick Henry

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

So how is Dallas going to screw up the 1st overall pick, because they'll screw it up.

Weigman?

Starting to get pissed. The only thing that gives me joy lately with the Cowboys is watching Jerry squirm and no Jerrah shots.

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

So how is Dallas going to screw up the 1st overall pick, because they'll screw it up.

Welcome to the 2025 NFL Draft.  With the first overall pick, the Dallas Cowboys select Jackson Arnold.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Weigman?

he was a preseason heisman contender.  that screams talent at the most important position in sports.  weigman would be a solid pick. 

Wow that was a great -1 yard rush by Trey Lance. It might be one of the greatest -1 yard rushes in Cowboys history. Jerry, I tip my cap to you. This is an incredible team you've put together.

“Do the little things right” says the guy that muffed the extra point snap in playoff game loss.  Cough, cough

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

he was a preseason heisman contender.  that screams talent at the most important position in sports.  weigman would be a solid pick. 

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The LB from ND, Lafau or whatever, sucks.... he never make any plays (he did have a fumble recovery today but that's because he was standing next to the ball) and when he does make a tackle, it's 10 yards downfield.  His arms are smaller than mine.  Like wha the fuck did they see in him?  What was the appeal.  Someone just give them all hemlock.

 

21 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Does anyone in the Dallas, or Texas, media ever challenge the Jones Family and how they have destroyed the football aspect of the franchise all while just stealing money? Or, are they afraid to because their access and credentials will be revoked?

This was a rhetorical question, right? Because you know the answer, right?

Why are these dumbasses on defense jawing at the eagles offense? Look at the score you dipshits. 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

The LB from ND, Lafau or whatever, sucks.... he never make any plays (he did have a fumble recovery today but that's because he was standing next to the ball) and when he does make a tackle, it's 10 yards downfield.  His arms are smaller than mine.  Like wha the fuck did they see in him?  What was the appeal.  Someone just give them all hemlock.

 

trying to make inroads into the Samoan recruiting areas

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

“Do the little things right” says the guy that muffed the extra point snap in playoff game loss.  Cough, cough

That was a field goal good sir, just happened to be closer than an extra point.  And he fucked it up

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Why are these dumbasses on defense jawing at the eagles offense? Look at the score you dipshits. 

58 is a first class dumbass

Not watching the game - how did Trey Lance end up with a tackle?
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2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

That was a field goal good sir, just happened to be closer than an extra point.  And he fucked it up

That makes it worse.

26 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Does anyone in the Dallas, or Texas, media ever challenge the Jones Family and how they have destroyed the football aspect of the franchise all while just stealing money? Or, are they afraid to because their access and credentials will be revoked?

https://usave.it/player/player.php?plyrid=108

Press play.

3-14 is absolutely on the table.  these guys are going to quit and start making business decisions.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Not watching the game - how did Trey Lance end up with a tackle?
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That might have put him at safety for a bit.

Funny that the win in Pittsburgh is going to end up being the highlight of the year, and that game ended so late that most people didn't watch it.

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Not watching the game - how did Trey Lance end up with a tackle?
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He threw a pick and then made the tackle

12 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Funny that the win in Pittsburgh is going to end up being the highlight of the year, and that game ended so late that most people didn't watch it.

I know i didn’t watch.

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He threw a pick and then made the tackle

It wasn't a pick. It was a completion to Ferguson then fumble

Where's the old man? Even he couldn't stand to watch?

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12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He threw a pick and then made the tackle

 

two way player !!!

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