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#1

Argentina currently losing to Morocco, 2-0.

Spain just went ahead of Uzbekistan, 2-1.

You don't mess with the Uzbeks. @InkaUtexas found out the hard way, many decades ago and still bears the limp as a reminder. Maybe Spain will learn.

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added Inka callout

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#3
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Please get your Stans right.

But there are so many ... 

The only one I have the time or energy to keep straight are the Kazakhs. That's their right as the world's No.1 exporter of potassium.

(All other countries have inferior potassium.)

#4

Um,  Canada? I knew it. Cheating bastards.

The Canadian women's soccer team assistant coach and an analyst have been kicked out of the Olympic squad after New Zealand said their team had their training session disrupted by a drone flown by a staff member of their Group A opponents, the Canadian Olympic Committee (COC) said Wednesday.

Head coach Bev Priestman has also removed herself from coaching the team against New Zealand in Group A on Thursday, the COC added.

"Joseph Lombardi, an unaccredited analyst with Canada Soccer, is being removed from the Canadian Olympic Team and will be sent home immediately," COC said in a statement.

"Jasmine Mander, an assistant coach to whom Mr. Lombardi reports to, is being removed from the Canadian Olympic Team and will be sent home immediately."

 

https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/40629677/canadian-soccer-coach-analyst-olympics-drone-use

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#5

Holy shit. That is outrageous. Wouldn't have thought the lady Canucks needed to go Larry Lacewell on an opponent's practices to get an edge. Isn't their full international side pretty strong?

To the staff being sent home:

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#8

It says our game will be on NBC but the guide isn't showing it?

Do I have to watch on the Cock?

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#9
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It says our game will be on NBC but the guide isn't showing it?

Do I have to watch on the Cock?

Embrace the Cock, Z. Give it a good squeeze.

#10
7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is Morocco good? 

They made the semifinals in the last WC. So, yes.

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Embrace the Cock, Z. Give it a good squeeze.

Yeah I just went ahead and hopped back on the cock.

#11

So they don't play draws in the group stage? Or does it end in a draw after ET.

#20
24 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

15 minutes of extra time in Morocco v. Argentina.  

Something you don’t see everyday.

 

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#21

Yeah, cuz why have the Olympic soccer thread in the soccer subforum. Instead, let's move it to a subforum that doesn't even show up in the normal menu header. Totally makes sense.

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#24
1 minute ago, immamac said:

What? It shows up literally at the top of the forum root. Are you blind? 

Yes, because everyone spends their time on the forum root.

Meanwhile, as I stated, the normal menu header or however you'd like to describe it ... it's not there.

 

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#25

 

And of course, Argentina score in the SIXTEENTH minute of added time after seeing three shots saved/come off the barThis is insane. And well & truly a miscarriage of justice.

 

#26
6 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Yeah, cuz why have the Olympic soccer thread in the soccer subforum. Instead, let's move it to a subforum that doesn't even show up in the normal menu header. Totally makes sense.

Calm Down Al Pacino GIF

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#27
Just now, Ted Lange said:

 

And of course, Argentina score in the SIXTEENTH minute of added time after seeing three shots saved/come off the barThis is insane. And well & truly a miscarriage of justice.

 

Morocco: Mr. Referee, how much added time will there be?

Referee: As much time as needed for Argentina to equalize.

 

#30

 

This match has now been officially listed as completed.

 

#37

OK so I missed something on the stoppage time rule. NZ-Guinea just got 11 minutes added, after a pretty uneventful half of play (2 goals). Can someone explain what they're doing with the stoppage time in this tournament?

#38
Just now, tokamak said:

OK so I missed something on the stoppage time rule. NZ-Guinea just got 11 minutes added, after a pretty uneventful half of play (2 goals). Can someone explain what they're doing with the stoppage time in this tournament?

seems like they are sending a message of lollygagging during the game being penalized with tons of extra time. not a bad thing if the teams respond accordingly.

#39
Argentina 🇦🇷 was down 2-1 against Morocco 🇲🇦 and the ref added 15 mins to the game, honestly 6-7 max would have been fair. On top of that 🇦🇷 scored roughly 1 min after the 15 mins added. So it was actually 16 added. It’s not Messi that they favor, it’s Argentina…They’re…


Argentina is the new Sir Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United!

❤️🇦🇷

#41

VAR said nope to the goal AFTER the game.

They are playing 2 hours later for a minute. Everyone called back to the stadium!

#43
1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

This match has now been officially listed as completed.

 

Ok, I gotta ask WTF actually happened here? Because I see this game as being a 2-1 win for Morocco and I heard that the players were called back out from the locker rooms to finish the game.

#45
Argentina equalised in the 16th min of added time against Morocco

 

#46
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

VAR said nope to the goal AFTER the game.

They are playing 2 hours later for a minute. Everyone called back to the stadium!

What was this call? Just watching the replay twice I don't see any option for offsides.

#47

 

Morocco officially walks away with a 2-1 victory over Argentina over four hours after the match kicked off.Here's a recap and explanation of everything that took place, over @sportingnews https://t.co/fyZcOwu5Ud

 

#49
1 minute ago, The Dog said:
Argentina equalised in the 16th min of added time against Morocco

 

 

And to be fair - that Argentina lost, I'm cool with because they didn't deserve the draw given this ridiculous ammount of extra time.

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