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Argentina currently losing to Morocco, 2-0.

Spain just went ahead of Uzbekistan, 2-1.

You don't mess with the Uzbeks. @InkaUtexas found out the hard way, many decades ago and still bears the limp as a reminder. Maybe Spain will learn.

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Argentina just scored. 2-1. And Ma'am, it was Turkmenistan. Please get your Stans right.

 

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Please get your Stans right.

But there are so many ... 

The only one I have the time or energy to keep straight are the Kazakhs. That's their right as the world's No.1 exporter of potassium.

(All other countries have inferior potassium.)

Um,  Canada? I knew it. Cheating bastards.

The Canadian women's soccer team assistant coach and an analyst have been kicked out of the Olympic squad after New Zealand said their team had their training session disrupted by a drone flown by a staff member of their Group A opponents, the Canadian Olympic Committee (COC) said Wednesday.

Head coach Bev Priestman has also removed herself from coaching the team against New Zealand in Group A on Thursday, the COC added.

"Joseph Lombardi, an unaccredited analyst with Canada Soccer, is being removed from the Canadian Olympic Team and will be sent home immediately," COC said in a statement.

"Jasmine Mander, an assistant coach to whom Mr. Lombardi reports to, is being removed from the Canadian Olympic Team and will be sent home immediately."

 

https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/40629677/canadian-soccer-coach-analyst-olympics-drone-use

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Holy shit. That is outrageous. Wouldn't have thought the lady Canucks needed to go Larry Lacewell on an opponent's practices to get an edge. Isn't their full international side pretty strong?

To the staff being sent home:

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It says our game will be on NBC but the guide isn't showing it?

Do I have to watch on the Cock?

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It says our game will be on NBC but the guide isn't showing it?

Do I have to watch on the Cock?

Embrace the Cock, Z. Give it a good squeeze.

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is Morocco good? 

They made the semifinals in the last WC. So, yes.

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Embrace the Cock, Z. Give it a good squeeze.

Yeah I just went ahead and hopped back on the cock.

So they don't play draws in the group stage? Or does it end in a draw after ET.

3 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I think @Jive Turkey meant added time, not extra time.

yeah, should have said stoppage time.

and in the 16th minute Argentina equalized on a crazy goal.

43 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

You don't mess with the Uzbeks

Boris the bullet dodger has a mean left foot

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The Dominican just got hosed by a poor foul call. Legit won that ball and the resulting score should've counted, imo.

24 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

15 minutes of extra time in Morocco v. Argentina.  

Something you don’t see everyday.

 

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Yeah, cuz why have the Olympic soccer thread in the soccer subforum. Instead, let's move it to a subforum that doesn't even show up in the normal menu header. Totally makes sense.

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1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Yeah, cuz why have the Olympic soccer thread in the soccer subforum. Instead, let's move it to a subforum that doesn't even show up in the normal menu header. Totally makes sense.

What? It shows up literally at the top of the forum root. Are you blind? 

I’m sure that the flow of Spain’s game was a joy to behold.

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53 Fouls !!

Are you kidding me?!?!

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

What? It shows up literally at the top of the forum root. Are you blind? 

Yes, because everyone spends their time on the forum root.

Meanwhile, as I stated, the normal menu header or however you'd like to describe it ... it's not there.

 

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6 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Yeah, cuz why have the Olympic soccer thread in the soccer subforum. Instead, let's move it to a subforum that doesn't even show up in the normal menu header. Totally makes sense.

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Morocco: Mr. Referee, how much added time will there be?

Referee: As much time as needed for Argentina to equalize.

 

Crazy game. Sadly I missed most of the Argentina game even with Peacock multiview

Looking forward to rooting against the USWNT. The one thing that unites the country. 

And just like that, NZ is back in front. 2-1. Some really sloppy defending from Guinea there

OK so I missed something on the stoppage time rule. NZ-Guinea just got 11 minutes added, after a pretty uneventful half of play (2 goals). Can someone explain what they're doing with the stoppage time in this tournament?

Just now, tokamak said:

OK so I missed something on the stoppage time rule. NZ-Guinea just got 11 minutes added, after a pretty uneventful half of play (2 goals). Can someone explain what they're doing with the stoppage time in this tournament?

seems like they are sending a message of lollygagging during the game being penalized with tons of extra time. not a bad thing if the teams respond accordingly.


Argentina is the new Sir Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United!

❤️🇦🇷

VAR said nope to the goal AFTER the game.

They are playing 2 hours later for a minute. Everyone called back to the stadium!

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Ok, I gotta ask WTF actually happened here? Because I see this game as being a 2-1 win for Morocco and I heard that the players were called back out from the locker rooms to finish the game.

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

VAR said nope to the goal AFTER the game.

They are playing 2 hours later for a minute. Everyone called back to the stadium!

What was this call? Just watching the replay twice I don't see any option for offsides.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

 

And to be fair - that Argentina lost, I'm cool with because they didn't deserve the draw given this ridiculous ammount of extra time.

Imagine thinking international soccer games aren’t straight up fixed.

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