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5 minutes ago, zork said:

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I'd em"bed" her

Did y'all know Trump planted an unwanted kiss on Katy Tur during the campaign trail?

 

Then there’s the kiss, which happened prior to a Morning Joe appearance. “Before I know what’s happening, his hands are on my shoulders and his lips are on my cheek,” she wrote. “My eyes widen. My body freezes. My heart stops.”

This will sound familiar to any woman who has endured inappropriate closeness from a superior or colleague, but receiving unwanted attention from the potential president of the United States, an accused sexual predator, and your own personal cyberbully is another whole level of horror. Also familiar: her initial thought was, “Fuck. I hope the cameras didn’t see that. My bosses are never going to take me seriously.”

I believe these are the droids we're looking for.  Oh Katy

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14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Those have to be implants, right?

No, those are natural. The bulk of her tits is to the side and armpits. Implants would sit higher. 

Jesus, do you people not know how to find porn on the internet.  We get it; there is a woman in a different state who has pretty nice tits. 

Katy Tur looks a lot like a good friend of mine from college and law school (cept my friend was taller).

No, no pics.

And no, I never closed the deal -- although I tried really hard freshman year, but I had lousy game.  Which, she told me -- years later -- I still could have closed the deal if I'd have just made a bold move.  18 year old men/boys are idiots.

Katy Tur is awesome.

4 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Jesus, do you people not know how to find porn on the internet.  We get it; there is a woman in a different state who has pretty nice tits. 

lighten up a bit.  tits are to be viewed as art, if artful.  pretty much no matter the context, especially on the internet.  

4 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Jesus, do you people not know how to find porn on the internet.  We get it; there is a woman in a different state who has pretty nice tits. 

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7 minutes ago, Pods said:

No, those are natural. The bulk of her tits is to the side and armpits. Implants would sit higher. 

Bras do things.  I would actually wager that she's had some help.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Bras do things.  I would actually wager that she's had some help.

i looked for bikini shots and found none, sadly.

This page reminds me of this.

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35 minutes ago, Pods said:

No, those are natural. The bulk of her tits is to the side and armpits. Implants would sit higher. 

Today's implants when done properly are nearly impossible to tell.  ProTip

35 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Jesus, do you people not know how to find porn on the internet.  We get it; there is a woman in a different state who has pretty nice tits. 

You people?  The ones who love nice titties?  We definitely know how to procure and enjoy porn...we just don't think it should be off limits here at Surly, specifically the CR which tends to have little in the way of redeeming qualititties. 

Stay on point, people.  Katy has some big ass titties.

I believe "Rude Ass Titties" is the preferred nomenclature, dude. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, that series of tweets is bizarre and stupid. "Opening the door" has no relevance here.  The government is free to call Gates if they want to.  I think the strategy is, if the defense blames Gates, and he takes the stand and gets cut up both as a general witness and as an informant, that only hurts the governement's case and plays into the defense's hand.  If they can make their case without putting a snitch on the stand, they're probably better off doing so.

There is a notion, valid, that if you advertise to the jury in your opening, that they will hear something from a witness, or evidence on a topic will be presented, and you fail to produce that evidence, that creates juror dissonance and hurts credibility.  However, the defense didn't advertise that Gates would confess on the stand.  There's no issue there with the defense calling him.

Spicey sounds like a third year law student with too much time on her hands.

yep...that series of tweets is nonsensical.  even if the prosecution doesn't call Gates, the defense can in their case in chief and treat him as a hostile witness. 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I believe "Rude Ass Titties*" is the preferred nomenclature, dude. 

Tites

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Someone needs to start a Katy Tur or Natasha Bertrand thread.

Or they could joint the hot weather girls thread.  If it still exists.  I don't know.

13 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

yep...that series of tweets is nonsensical.  even if the prosecution doesn't call Gates, the defense can in their case in chief and treat him as a hostile witness. 

Spoiler alert: They are 100% calling Gates

A defense of blaming your subordinate seems like Manafort's lawyers think his case is fucked and they have no other possible defense.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Spoiler alert: They are 100% calling Gates

damn straight they are...and the prosecution could very well be baiting them to call Gates hostile because of the risk involved in taking someone on cross without having their direct on the table prior to the examination.

I think they floated not calling Gates so they could get more leeway with other witnesses.

25 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I believe "Rude Ass Titties" is the preferred nomenclature, dude. 

Not when quoting Chappelle.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Katy Tur looks a lot like a good friend of mine from college and law school (cept my friend was taller).

No, no pics.

And no, I never closed the deal -- although I tried really hard freshman year, but I had lousy game.  Which, she told me -- years later -- I still could have closed the deal if I'd have just made a bold move.  18 year old men/boys are idiots.

Katy Tur is awesome.

Trying to imagine your game...

”We are all dying, slowly, a minute at a time.  In a few scant decades we’re both dead.  I’m fucked.  You’re fucked.  America’s fucked.... so... uh... do you wanna hold hands?”

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4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Trying to imagine your game...

”We are all dying, slowly, a minute at a time.  In a few scant decades we’re both dead.  I’m fucked.  You’re fucked.  America’s fucked.... so... uh... do you wanna fuck?”

I was too much of a wuss to get to the last phrase.  And the rest of it wasn't much smoother.  And it STILL almost worked.

14 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

A defense of blaming your subordinate seems like Manafort's lawyers think his case is fucked and they have no other possible defense.

Exactly.

Like when a president guilty of collusion has no other recourse but to point out that collusion isn't technically a crime.

47 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Today's implants when done properly are nearly impossible to tell.  ProTip

Like luscious bags of sand

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Spoiler alert: They are 100% calling Gates

 

1 hour ago, triplehorn said:

better get your Turns in quick

 

 

 Given the tweet, I think it's entirely possible they don't plan on having Gates testify.  If they don't feel they need him, and the judge is keeping them from pushing much of the narrative, there may be little point to show their cards with him.  He will testify eventually. 

Oh they’re calling Gates.

They aren’t fucking around.

Get that conviction. 

There were more admonishments from the judge to prosecutors about limiting evidence about Manafort's lifestyle, and about speeding things up. More on this in a bit. Tomorrow, we expect to hear from two more vendors, and then bookkeepers/accountants, per the govt

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Oh they’re calling Gates.

They aren’t fucking around.

Get that conviction. 

Was Gates handling the money for Manafort?  If not, I'm not sure how his testimony would have a bearing on the conviction.  Maybe he had a similar set-up he could testify to. 

1 hour ago, Pods said:

No, those are natural. The bulk of her tits is to the side and armpits. Implants would sit higher. 

Better listen to him, he's in pre-med. 

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4 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Was Gates handling the money for Manafort?  If not, I'm not sure how his testimony would have a bearing on the conviction.  Maybe he had a similar set-up he could testify to. 

The defense asked some of the merchant witnesses today if they knew Rick Gates.

None of them ever heard of the guy. 

Manafort’s defense is essentially “But Rick Gates!”

The prosecution could basically say to the jury, “Even if you buy this blame Rick Gates defense, it doesn’t absolve Manafort of all these crimes we just proved he committed.”

I'm agreeing with the judge here. Is the prosecution seriously going to spend 2-3 days calling witnesses just to prove that Manafort had an expensive lifestyle?

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Been interesting so far.  It is obviously early, but the prosecutors haven't actually pointed out any crimes yet.  I am assuming they are setting up the lavish lifestyle so that they can then show how much income was reported on tax returns and there wont be enough.  

Got me to thinking about something that may not have anything to do with this particular case but is tangential.  If a person sets up a corp in a foreign country and then does work under that company and the money is paid to the corp in the foreign country, I do not think that money would be subject to US taxation.  Now any amounts that were transferred to the US would certainly be subject to taxation.  What I do not know is what happens to purchases made from that foreign account for the benefit of that corp.  For instance, if the corp had $5M in income then it should pay taxes on that income in the foreign country.  But if that corp then buys real estate in the US, and the real estate is owned by the corp that is based in a foreign country, I am not sure there is any kind of tax due other than property tax.  It would be complicated, but in theory, a person that earned significant income from outside of the US, could have their foreign corp own all of their assets (houses, cars, jewelry, furniture, art etc) and then "pay"themselves a nominal amount from the corp and then pay taxes on that amount only and be perfectly legal.

2 hours ago, Tuco said:

Jesus, do you people not know how to find porn on the internet.  We get it; there is a woman in a different state who has pretty nice tits. 

David Muir comes on at 6 Eastern, if you didn't know already. 

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

My dad and I had a heated debate about her vs Hallie Jackson.

I think we tied.

#TeamHalliebutlikeKatyalso. 

15 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Been interesting so far.  It is obviously early, but the prosecutors haven't actually pointed out any crimes yet.  I am assuming they are setting up the lavish lifestyle so that they can then show how much income was reported on tax returns and there wont be enough.  

Got me to thinking about something that may not have anything to do with this particular case but is tangential.  If a person sets up a corp in a foreign country and then does work under that company and the money is paid to the corp in the foreign country, I do not think that money would be subject to US taxation.  Now any amounts that were transferred to the US would certainly be subject to taxation.  What I do not know is what happens to purchases made from that foreign account for the benefit of that corp.  For instance, if the corp had $5M in income then it should pay taxes on that income in the foreign country.  But if that corp then buys real estate in the US, and the real estate is owned by the corp that is based in a foreign country, I am not sure there is any kind of tax due other than property tax.  It would be complicated, but in theory, a person that earned significant income from outside of the US, could have their foreign corp own all of their assets (houses, cars, jewelry, furniture, art etc) and then "pay"themselves a nominal amount from the corp and then pay taxes on that amount only and be perfectly legal.

This will answer your questions.... assuming you want answers  https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2017/11/24/565982823/episode-807-anatomy-of-a-hustle

1 hour ago, PappyVanVinceYoung said:

I'm agreeing with the judge here. Is the prosecution seriously going to spend 2-3 days calling witnesses just to prove that Manafort had an expensive lifestyle?

I think it is important.  The judge says we aren't here to prosecute him because he led a lavish lifestyle.  Aren't we though?  How did he afford said lavish lifestyle?  By defrauding the United States of America.  Fuck you Manafort and a-fucka you judge.

20 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Been interesting so far.  It is obviously early, but the prosecutors haven't actually pointed out any crimes yet.  I am assuming they are setting up the lavish lifestyle so that they can then show how much income was reported on tax returns and there wont be enough.  

Got me to thinking about something that may not have anything to do with this particular case but is tangential.  If a person sets up a corp in a foreign country and then does work under that company and the money is paid to the corp in the foreign country, I do not think that money would be subject to US taxation.  Now any amounts that were transferred to the US would certainly be subject to taxation.  What I do not know is what happens to purchases made from that foreign account for the benefit of that corp.  For instance, if the corp had $5M in income then it should pay taxes on that income in the foreign country.  But if that corp then buys real estate in the US, and the real estate is owned by the corp that is based in a foreign country, I am not sure there is any kind of tax due other than property tax.  It would be complicated, but in theory, a person that earned significant income from outside of the US, could have their foreign corp own all of their assets (houses, cars, jewelry, furniture, art etc) and then "pay"themselves a nominal amount from the corp and then pay taxes on that amount only and be perfectly legal.

This is all very well thought out and correct. Can I hire you to do my taxes? 

56 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

“Even if you buy this blame Rick Gates defense, it doesn’t absolve Manafort of all these crimes we just proved he committed.”

i think you guys are over committed to the accouterments.  they are certainly nice, but that whole package is A+ to me, thus drawing the rare capital letter.  looks are the skin on the apple, for sure, but they are far from insignificant.  that is an exceptionally attractive woman in my book, though i admit my book doesn't have that many pages.

oh, the trial.  yes.  i think this apparent one-legged defense is testimony to the expectation of minifart that he would never see the inside of a courthouse from that chair.

24 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Been interesting so far.  It is obviously early, but the prosecutors haven't actually pointed out any crimes yet.  I am assuming they are setting up the lavish lifestyle so that they can then show how much income was reported on tax returns and there wont be enough.  

Got me to thinking about something that may not have anything to do with this particular case but is tangential.  If a person sets up a corp in a foreign country and then does work under that company and the money is paid to the corp in the foreign country, I do not think that money would be subject to US taxation.  Now any amounts that were transferred to the US would certainly be subject to taxation.  What I do not know is what happens to purchases made from that foreign account for the benefit of that corp.  For instance, if the corp had $5M in income then it should pay taxes on that income in the foreign country.  But if that corp then buys real estate in the US, and the real estate is owned by the corp that is based in a foreign country, I am not sure there is any kind of tax due other than property tax.  It would be complicated, but in theory, a person that earned significant income from outside of the US, could have their foreign corp own all of their assets (houses, cars, jewelry, furniture, art etc) and then "pay"themselves a nominal amount from the corp and then pay taxes on that amount only and be perfectly legal.

It astounds me how easy it is for you to start with a very basic yet flawed premise and then run with it to conclusions that just happen to fit your narrative.

 

If you are a U.S. citizen or resident alien, the rules for filing income, estate, and gift tax returns and paying estimated tax are generally the same whether you are in the United States or abroad. Your worldwide income is subject to U.S. income tax, regardless of where you reside.

Pay your taxes

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