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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#152
Not so sure about these new JD Vance posters

 

#155
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#157
DO NOT show this couch to JD Vance

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#158
“I want to really feel you tho” - jd vance

 

#160
Junior was absolutely out of his mind tonight interviewing JD Vance. I did not speed this up.

 

#161

Moderator: "Senator Vance.  Who is a lesser known American historical figure of great import to you, and why?"

J.D., "I'd say Ethan Allen." 

Moderator: "Because he founded Vermont, was a great General in the Revolutionary War, and shaped much of early life in New England in the late 1700's?" 

J.D., "What?  No, the high end furniture guy with all the nice couches.  Who're you talking about?"  

#163
8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Please, please, Baby Jesus, let Donald, Jr. run for public office one day.

Delivery same time next week work for you Donny?

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#164
we cannot let JD Vance near the oval office

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#165

 

J.D. Vance when she wants to get on top:

 

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#169
Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?

 

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#171
1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How the fuck did I miss this thread?! 🤣

Fell between the couch cushions.

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Little Couch on the PrairieHeartland himbo J. D. Vance has the Donald looking more like Alf Landon than Michael Landon, but he insists that his sofa was only touched by an angel.by Maureen Dowd

 

 

#174
15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"My opponent's experience in sofa as how it relates to border security is very limited and done al the way from Ohio.  We need a modular approach for different sectionals, I mean sections, of the border.  You've also got to account for sleepers.  Groups that wait until nightfall to make their crossings.  Our policy can't just be to go around chaise, I mean chasing, one-off coyotes like he proposes.  We need a five-piece set to complete the design of the interior goals.  

Too complicated. But his opponent should suggest he visit his therapists couch repeatedly. 

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#177

So out of curiosity I did a google search, JD Vance couch fucker.  The entire first page is priceless.  After years of Republican nonstop bullshit and falsehoods, this level of insanity is great.  

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Biden: Say, what’s JD Vance’s favorite movie?Obama: Look, I really don’t…Biden: Back to the Furniture.Obama: Joe.

 

#182

For years Jim Jordan has called for every ridiculous accusation that might benefit Republicans to have a Congressional hearing.  Someone on the judicial committee needs call on a Congressional hearing about JD and his treatment of furniture and alleged sexual assault.  

#184

Okay let's be honest, it's fun to make fun of Vance for fucking a couch, but......some of these couches are actually kinda hot, right? 

#185
Thinkin’ about wearing this to a Trump rally

 

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Unearthed audio: JD Vance calls for a “federal response” to block women in red states from traveling to another state to get an abortion
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Holy fuck, that might be the greatest Twitter troll account of all time. Fuck Three Year Letterman and (gasp) Gary Peterson.
#191
This is pure gold. I’m starting to think JD Vance is a worse VP pick than Sarah Palinpic.twitter.com/xwNV3vAdmh

 

#193
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Junior was absolutely out of his mind tonight interviewing JD Vance. I did not speed this up.

 

I feel like I've seen a lot.  But what the ever loving fuck?

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#194

Posting in multiple threads because fuck this guy.

This guy has zero charm and charisma. Picking JD Vance was a massive gift for Democrats.

 

#195
8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Posting in multiple threads because fuck this guy.

This guy has zero charm and charisma. Picking JD Vance was a massive gift for Democrats.

 

So this shit, we're not touching it.  Hit us up with $5--$50 to buy more of it. 

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#196
22 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I feel like I've see a lot.  But what the ever loving fuck?

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#197
JD Vance upsetting his wife on purpose so he has to sleep on the couch

 

#198
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Posting in multiple threads because fuck this guy.

This guy has zero charm and charisma. Picking JD Vance was a massive gift for Democrats.

 

 

57 minutes ago, dcbc said:

So this shit, we're not touching it.  Hit us up with $5--$50 to buy more of it.  Okay, couch fucker.

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