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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#1103
On 9/28/2024 at 7:50 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

Can anyone tell me what the fuck he is talking about here?

Imbecile Vance strikes again. He claims people would have more kids if it wasn’t for those pesky car seat laws. This is beyond weird.

 

 

Getting a squirming kid into a car is a fucking PITA. So is dealing with the logistics of a car seat when you fly with kid. Car seat roulette fucking sucks when the inlaws come to town, etc etc etc.

I can see that after having to deal with that shit for one kid, it would make people not want to have another. 

 

 

 

 

 

To be clear, that is a good thing. Too many people up in here, yo. 

#1105
8th anniversary of this tweet: (2016)

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#1106
Someone fell over behind JD Vance and seemed to be in some distress just now during his town hall event in North Carolina. Vance's response? "Kamala Harris built this platform behind us."

 

#1109

JD Vance Aide’s Erratic Posts Detail ‘Gas Station Heroin,’ Call VP Pick A ‘Boot Licker’

https://www.yahoo.com/news/jd-vance-aide-erratic-posts-190006922.html

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A financial policy adviser for JD Vance made a series of shocking online posts detailing his affinity for “gas station heroin” and other drug concoctions — and referred to the Republican vice presidential nominee as “a Trump boot licker.”

Aaron Kofsky, who has worked in the Ohio senator’s office since May, ran a Reddit account by the name of PsychoticMammal, sharing his addiction to drugs like kratom and advising others how to sneak drugs through airport security, according to an investigation by WIRED.

The posts go back over 11 years, with reports tying the account to Vance’s adviser through data breaches, social media accounts, past posts matching up to his personal life, and more.

Kofsy ran a Reddit account by the name of PsychoticMammal that posted over the years about various drugs.

PsychoticMammal also posted in a cocaine subreddit how to smuggle drugs through airport security, in which the account advised putting it into a book or in a wallet.

In one subreddit, r/ResearchChemicals, the account posted a video of Vance questioning the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration on nitazenes, a synthetic opioid. The DEA described the drug as “as dangerous and deadly as fentanyl.”

“Surprising! Politician knows about nitazenes. Ohio Senator JD Vance Asks Witness About Nitzenes. Is it just me, or is this super surprisng? Like I’m just confused how this guy had heard of zenes? I can’t imagine any of his colleagues know anything about them,” read the post.

A comment then pointed out Krosky in the background, saying: “that dude on the right behind him looks high on something lol.”

The account then said: “Haha I didn’t notice that guy before. His eyes are def buggin. Maybe snorted some ole white girl beforehand? I’m sure half of congress rails lines.”

Kofsky has worked for Vance (above) in his Senate office since May.

In a statement through Vance’s Senate office, Kofsky admitted to being behind the account and shared that he has battled addiction.

“I’ve struggled with drug use, which in my case was mostly an attempt to self medicate against the effects of epilepsy and epilepsy medication,” the statement to WIRED said.

“I deeply regret posting these comments. I’m not proud of this and I’m embarrassed it’s being publicized in this way, but I am thankful to say that part of my life is behind me,” he added.

In another post where a user said that nitazenes aren’t obscure, PsychoticMammal responded: “I just can’t believe that this Trump boot licker Vance is ahead of the curve here.”

According to the article, in another post earlier this year, the account said: “I love coke on its own, mixed with benzos, mixed with opiates (my fav tbh), and even love a line or two after smoking a few bowls. I’d even say that coke is my second favorite drug behind opiates.”

The Reddit account posted about a multitude of drugs, including cocaine, oxycodone, Ritalin and MDMA.

PsychoticMammal made posts about their addictions to certain drugs, too, like kratom and tianeptine, which the article described as “gas station heroin.”

Just three months ago, the account made a post “asking for help locating one of the compounds found in kratom in DC, Northern Virginia, or Maryland,” according to the investigation.

Many posts were deleted after WIRED reached out for comment, and his profile photo was changed on Poshmark (an account that tied him to the Reddit user) to a photo from the Star Wars movie Attack of the Clone.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

 

#1111
Vance: Did Donald Trump lose the election? Not by the words that I would use

 

#1113

Where the hell is Vance these days?  Haven't heard a peep about him in forever.

#1114
9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Where the hell is Vance these days?  Haven't heard a peep about him in forever.


mattress Mack provided him a place to lay low for a couple weeks. 

#1116

Lulz

Vance in North Carolina: "I want to give a shout out, you guys have a great Lieutenant Governor... *pause* S-s-sorry. *pause* Sorry, Mark isn't here"

 

#1117

 

JD Vance laments the diversity of New York City ahead of Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally:“London doesn’t feel fully English to me anymore. Right? New York of course is the classic American city. Over time, I think New York will start to feel less American.”

 

 

#1118
8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

JD Vance laments the diversity of New York City ahead of Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally:“London doesn’t feel fully English to me anymore. Right? New York of course is the classic American city. Over time, I think New York will start to feel less American.”

 

 

 

#1119
8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

JD Vance laments the diversity of New York City ahead of Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally:“London doesn’t feel fully English to me anymore. Right? New York of course is the classic American city. Over time, I think New York will start to feel less American.”

 

 

American meth for Americans!

#1120

Yeah, this recent wave of Irish, Italian, Puerto Rican, Asian etc. immigrants and their descendants is really changing the landscape of New York City.

What a fucking idiot.

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#1121

Guess the movie...

 

The movie that influenced his political world view is f*cking W U T .

 

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#1123

In case you forgot about this weirdo becoming VP. Or maybe even the next Mrs. Trump!

 

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#1124
49 minutes ago, Covri said:

In case you forgot about this weirdo becoming VP. Or maybe even the next Mrs. Trump!

 

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He’s gotta be so annoyed that Elon is co-president.

#1125
21 hours ago, Covri said:

In case you forgot about this weirdo becoming VP. Or maybe even the next Mrs. Trump!

 

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Isn’t being in drag in front of kids like the worst possible thing for these people?

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#1126
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Isn’t being in drag in front of kids like the worst possible thing for these people?

Nah. Doing it mrs. doubtfire style is totes cool. Because reasons.

#1127
On 11/30/2024 at 3:40 PM, GenXer said:

Nah. Doing it mrs. doubtfire style is totes cool. Because reasons.

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#1128
On 11/29/2024 at 5:54 PM, royiv said:

He’s gotta be so annoyed that Elon is co-president.

(F)Elon and Elon?

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#1130
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.

 

#1131

He was probably just  excited about the sumptuous BigMac buffett on the agenda. 

#1133
1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

A real man's man. 

 

Far too young to be struggling picking that up little fella

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#1137

The last time the Ohio State defense saw a Trump supporter fumble like that, they returned it 80+ yards for a touchdown.

#1138
22 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The last time the Ohio State defense saw a Trump supporter fumble like that, they returned it 80+ yards for a touchdown.

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#1140
16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

He and Vivek are in a race to embarrass Ohio the most

Ha!  Joke's on you -- Ohio is incapable of being embarrassed.

#1141
38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ha!  Joke's on you -- Ohio is incapable of being embarrassed.

Can't dispute that at all, but at least the bandwagon fans can feel some kind of secondhand embarrassment

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#1142
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Can't dispute that at all, but at least the bandwagon fans can feel some kind of secondhand embarrassment

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I don't get it.

#1143
14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don't get it.

Earlier, it was revealed that Vivek got catfished into some event with the OSU team.  It was completely fake.

#1145
3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The last time the Ohio State defense saw a Trump supporter fumble like that, they returned it 80+ yards for a touchdown.

Too soon

#1146
10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ha!  Joke's on you -- Ohio is incapable of being embarrassed.

What happens here starts in Texas. 

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#1147
16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.

 

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#1149

Is this guy snorting his eye liner again? One of the most delusional statements of all time. 
 

VP lecturing "the Europeans" again: "...if the Europeans had been a little more independent, and a little more willing to stand up, then maybe we could have saved the entire world from the strategic disaster that was the American-led invasion of Iraq." Yes, pity Paris and Berlin were so pro-war... https://unherd.com/2025/04/jd-vance-my-message-to-europe/

 

#1150
9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is this guy snorting his eye liner again? One of the most delusional statements of all time. 
 

VP lecturing "the Europeans" again: "...if the Europeans had been a little more independent, and a little more willing to stand up, then maybe we could have saved the entire world from the strategic disaster that was the American-led invasion of Iraq." Yes, pity Paris and Berlin were so pro-war... https://unherd.com/2025/04/jd-vance-my-message-to-europe/

 

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