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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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Vance's Easter visit to Rome clogged its streets with a 40-vehicle entourage. He also demanded the Coliseum be closed so he and his family could tour it alone. Tourists who properly booked slots in advance got screwed. He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up. https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/jd-vance-visit-vatican-rome-t2hrm5cc6?region=global

 

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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:
Vance's Easter visit to Rome clogged its streets with a 40-vehicle entourage. He also demanded the Coliseum be closed so he and his family could tour it alone. Tourists who properly booked slots in advance got screwed. He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up. https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/jd-vance-visit-vatican-rome-t2hrm5cc6?region=global

 

40 vehicles?  Wtf?

#1214
59 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

40 vehicles?  Wtf?

it's almost as if the the world hates them and they know they are a target. just a few days ago the Pope rode around with no protection. Coward.

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6 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:
Vance's Easter visit to Rome clogged its streets with a 40-vehicle entourage. He also demanded the Coliseum be closed so he and his family could tour it alone. Tourists who properly booked slots in advance got screwed. He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up. https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/jd-vance-visit-vatican-rome-t2hrm5cc6?region=global

 

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They're parading around the world like they own it, but their moment will be brief and their descent will be swift and precipitous.

 

It's 10 years in, and I'm still waiting.

#1218
4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

It's 10 years in, and I'm still waiting.

We need to kick the feckless "kumbaya" let's-reach-across-the-aisle Dems out. No more losers. No more half measures.

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JD Vance noted YouTube University PHD in history and Nazi lover. 
 

Not only is he going out of his way to strengthen the European far right, that claim about the Berlin Wall is beyond absurd. This is a broad strategic alignment away from the liberal democracies toward the global right.

 

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5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

JD Vance noted YouTube University PHD in history and Nazi lover. 
 

Not only is he going out of his way to strengthen the European far right, that claim about the Berlin Wall is beyond absurd. This is a broad strategic alignment away from the liberal democracies toward the global right.

 

*Anastasis* propaganda, don’t believe what you hear about AfD *Anastasis* 

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32 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

JD Vance noted YouTube University PHD in history and Nazi lover. 
 

Not only is he going out of his way to strengthen the European far right, that claim about the Berlin Wall is beyond absurd. This is a broad strategic alignment away from the liberal democracies toward the global right.

 

So, JD is for the Stasi.

#1224
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Aggy propaganda clown gonna clown.  

“Clown” 

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4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

JD Vance noted YouTube University PHD in history and Nazi lover. 
 

Not only is he going out of his way to strengthen the European far right, that claim about the Berlin Wall is beyond absurd. This is a broad strategic alignment away from the liberal democracies toward the global right.

 

The "bureaucrats" is a weird way of defining a country's laws and constitution.

And if the AfD is the most popular party then why did it finish behind the CDU in the last elections? Why did it only get 21% of the vote? 

And further why is this the business of JD Vance to comment upon? Surely he realizes that this is doing the AfD no favors and hurting American interests?

Elon Musk already did a good job ensuring the AfD would lose last February. 

 

 

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10 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

JD Vance noted YouTube University PHD in history and Nazi lover. 
 

Not only is he going out of his way to strengthen the European far right, that claim about the Berlin Wall is beyond absurd. This is a broad strategic alignment away from the liberal democracies toward the global right.

 

Hey Joe, you can just call him a nazi sympathizer. Quit dancing around it. 

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15 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

The "bureaucrats" is a weird way of defining a country's laws and constitution.

And if the AfD is the most popular party then why did it finish behind the CDU in the last elections? Why did it only get 21% of the vote? 

And further why is this the business of JD Vance to comment upon? Surely he realizes that this is doing the AfD no favors and hurting American interests?

Elon Musk already did a good job ensuring the AfD would lose last February. 

 

 

By letting her loons into political leadership positions, America is falling on the grenade. The rest of the world is, as my gen z daughter says, getting the "ick" and kicking theirs to the curb. I am here for it. We should've made sure to give that orange motherfucker one of these so we could take over before he went off the road like driver's ed.

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He’s one of the least funny people in history. 
 

JD Vance jokes about deporting visitors who come to America to watch the FIFA World Cup

 

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We also host the 2028 Olympics in LA.   Trump who won’t leave his MAGA/fox bubble is in for a rude awakening when they show his orange face at Sofi for the opening ceremonies.

#1232
And yet Cheeto Benito continues to live

Because - and this is important for y’all to understand - he’s fucking immortal.
#1238
On 5/6/2025 at 5:57 PM, Ted Lange said:

We also host the 2028 Olympics in LA.   Trump who won’t leave his MAGA/fox bubble is in for a rude awakening when they show his orange face at Sofi for the opening ceremonies.

Stupid lib. Like any countries are going to voluntarily send their best athletes to America by 2028. Art of the deal.

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Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you


 

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#1243

Boy, I would be gruntled if JD could meet with the Oklahoma softball team before the start of the wcws. 

#1244
31 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Boy, I would be gruntled if JD could meet with the Oklahoma softball team before the start of the wcws. 

Sure, but Ted Cruz showing up in OKC would just negate it JD's power.

#1245
8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Sure, but Ted Cruz showing up in OKC would just negate it JD's power.

I don't know, man.  I think lesbian's might be Ted's Kryptonite.

#1246
I don't know, man.  I think lesbian's might be Ted's Kryptonite.


I don't know if they're his kryptonite, but that does give me a new Tex-ism...

Drier than a lesbian looking at Ted Cruz.

Thanks!
#1249
52 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Oh.  So, this thread isn't at the top because he died suddenly.

Okay then.

I'll check back tomorrow.

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On 5/25/2025 at 6:16 AM, HenryJames said:

 

 

 

@immamac is there a way to make video not embiggen? this is coded at 360x640 so the whole thing can be seen easily.

 

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