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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#1251
On 5/25/2025 at 1:16 AM, HenryJames said:

That was pretty funny to read. Our deputy chancellor Vance lied about his roots in his book and still lies about them. The new pope declared him, for all intents and purposes, a moron who doesn’t know Catholicism any better than he would his backside from a hole in the ground. He is reviled by almost everyone that has the misfortune of crossing paths with him and yet this guy is one well done steak induced heart attack away from the first chair. Well done you orange cult clowns.

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#1252
He is reviled by almost everyone that has the misfortune of crossing paths with him and yet this guy is one well done steak induced heart attack away from the first chair.


You forgot ketchup covered
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#1254
peak “why doesn’t anyone love me” energy every time this loser opens his mouth [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#1255
40 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
peak “why doesn’t anyone love me” energy every time this loser opens his mouth [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 


I am jack’s lack of self awareness

#1256
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
peak “why doesn’t anyone love me” energy every time this loser opens his mouth [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

And now we have a president who learned what "groceries" were two years ago, but still doesn't quite understand the concept. Brilliant guy..,some are saying the most intelligent president ever. The sharpest tool in the book.

#1257

Whomever coined BJ Vance earlier deserves all of the rep. I’ll try and refer to him that way. 

#1258
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Vance: I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents

Uhhh . . . your boss was one of those dumb presidents.  Well played, junior.

#1260
It's being reported in local Norwegian news that this guy got his USA vacation ruined after border agents at the airport interrogated him and searched through his phone and sent him back home after finding that picture. Deeply unserious country


 

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#1261
21 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

And it’s been a lot longer than 25 years.   History and all that JD, you dumbass. 

Maybe he’s too young to remember when Reagan was trading arms for hostages with Iran, prompting Iran to take more hostages so they could get more arms (via our Israeli connection, mind you).

Or that Reagan took the money from the arms sales and illegally diverted it to South American death squads, helping to destabilize that region which has a direct connection to the migrant and asylum-seeking “crisis” we’re seeing today. 

#1263
Vance: All the pink haired people throw up this sign *holds up middle finger* I think that means we’re number 1 right?

 

#1264
6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Vance: All the pink haired people throw up this sign *holds up middle finger* I think that means we’re number 1 right?

 

I have no idea why mainstream media just doesn’t ask this guy why he wears Capt. Jack Sparrow eye liner?  I mean, what’s up with that?

#1265
20 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Vance: All the pink haired people throw up this sign *holds up middle finger* I think that means we’re number 1 right?

 

Clown

#1266
20 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Vance: All the pink haired people throw up this sign *holds up middle finger* I think that means we’re number 1 right?

 


in his feeble mind: Trump said fuck today, I’m going to let my hair down. 
 

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#1267
12 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:
It's being reported in local Norwegian news that this guy got his USA vacation ruined after border agents at the airport interrogated him and searched through his phone and sent him back home after finding that picture. Deeply unserious country


 

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the Biggus Dickus scene from Life of Brian but it's an ICE agent showing foreigners at a port of entry this picture of jd vance and deporting them if they can't keep from laughing [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#1268
2 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I have no idea why mainstream media just doesn’t ask this guy why he wears Capt. Jack Sparrow eye liner?  I mean, what’s up with that?

Yeah, but he’s still no Nestor Carbonell:

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#1269

Cracking Up Lol GIF
 

 

A digitally altered image of Vance appearing chubbier and bald has haunted the vice president for months. https://trib.al/e36nTuI

 

#1274
5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This clip, and the replies, are amazing. 

 

She should’ve ended the segment with: thank you for your attention to this matter.

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#1277
"Go fuck yourself!" "Get the hell out of San Diego, asshole!" "Go to the Hague!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#1279
18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

He just heard about the VIP Lounge with velour couches.  

#1282
43 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Warming up for the Surly 5k. 

Holy shit, @immamac, we need to run an annual Surly 5k where instead of water, the spectators hand you beers in official Surlyhorns koozies. 5k swag is awesome, so obviously we need to workshop this. 

#1283
7 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Holy shit, @immamac, we need to run an annual Surly 5k where instead of water, the spectators hand you beers in official Surlyhorns koozies. 5k swag is awesome, so obviously we need to workshop this. 

Or just do a beer mile, 1 beer per lap on a track 

#1284
1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Holy shit, @immamac, we need to run an annual Surly 5k where instead of water, the spectators hand you beers in official Surlyhorns koozies. 5k swag is awesome, so obviously we need to workshop this. 

 

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

Or just do a beer mile, 1 beer per lap on a track 

I am down to do this and have a big BBQ festival style afterwards. 

#1286
39 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

I am down to do this and have a big BBQ festival style afterwards. 

Make it a "dress as your favorite JD meme" fun run, and this could be legendary. JD's as far as the eye can see!

#1287
41 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

I am down to do this and have a big BBQ festival style afterwards. 

You are trying to kill people aren't you.  

#1288
“Mr vice president we have reports of an unfucked dog just up this hill” https://t.co/BI48tEZdNq

 

#1289
3 hours ago, immamac said:

 

I am down to do this and have a big BBQ festival style afterwards. 

You’ll need 3 automatic defibrillators minimum 

#1293
14 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

You’ll need 3 automatic defibrillators minimum 

And that's just to get him to the track. 

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#1296
On 7/13/2025 at 6:11 PM, tx ind said:

Or just do a beer mile, 1 beer per lap on a track 

Shit, do Chug n Pedal.  IYKYK.

#1298
On 7/13/2025 at 3:52 PM, HenryJames said:

 

That like a combination of sassy and prissy…. when your brain tells you it wants to skip….but your subconscious knows there are people with cameras.

#1299
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

That like a combination of sassy and prissy…. when your brain tells you it wants to skip….but your subconscious knows there are people with cameras.

I mean it's impressive how quickly he saw that couch up there and made a beeline for some sexy time in front of God and country.

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