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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#1401
19 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“My faith and my relationship with my wife is deeply personal and important. Too personal and important to talk about publicly.  I know anyone with a spouse or partner can understand that some things are between two people.” 

 

Counter point: it wasn't that deep.  /Pottery Barn

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#1405
10 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I showed my wife and her friends this picture with no context last night, and asked what they would think if they saw some other girl hug me like that, and I told her it was just a friend. The annoyed glare she gave me said everything I needed to know. Her friends were repulsed by it after I told them they are both married to other people. Granted we had collectively finished a couple pitchers of margaritas by then...

 

#1407
10 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Her friends were repulsed by it after I told them they are both married to other people.

Dude she’s single as she can be. 

#1408
91K likes, 1,524 comments - whoamack_ on November 1, 2025: "JD is primed up for that divorce #explore #funny #tpusa #comedy #halloween".

 

 

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#1409
Reporter: VP Vance called the court order absurd.Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on…

 

#1410
3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Reporter: VP Vance called the court order absurd.Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on…

 

God damn. Play that everywhere. On every TV. All the time.

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#1411

JD won't be able to contain himself when she shows up in this... 

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#1412
1 minute ago, speed817 said:

JD won't be able to contain himself when she shows up in this... 

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That's fucking fantastic.

#1414
1 minute ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Very jowly for whatever age she's supposed to be 

MAGA box face.

#1415
41 minutes ago, speed817 said:

JD won't be able to contain himself when she shows up in this... 

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Needs more jewelry  

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#1416
JD won't be able to contain himself when she shows up in this... 
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East Texas box couch
#1417

Tylenol was last week.  This week:

 

"ibuprofen is useless, even after my wife takes some she still tells me she has a headache" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#1418
Tylenol was last week.  This week:
 
 
 

What the fucking what the fucking goddamn insane hell?
So now decades of actual medical science and human experience mean nothing because a closeted reformed hillbilly with no moral compass says so?
Again, with this timeline…it only gets worse, and there is no bottom.
#1419
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Tylenol was last week.  This week:

 

"ibuprofen is useless, even after my wife takes some she still tells me she has a headache" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

Because you’re the headache you stupid, inbred, fuck. 

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#1420

"Not tonight, JD, I have a headache."

"But you took an ibuprofen."

"I still have a headache. And I'll probably have one tomorrow night, too."

#1423
4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit. Is he really that stupid? Any athlete who has ever overstressed his body, got a sore joint etc ... knows Ibuprofen relives pain. It just does. 

 

Vitamin I

#1425

He's such a parasite

 

JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."

 

 

#1427

JD laughing at his own “jokes” throughout that clip is really something 

#1428
20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He's such a parasite

 

JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."

 

 

"I don't want to get the Charlie Kirk treatment" 

#1429
On 11/7/2025 at 8:39 PM, speed817 said:

JD won't be able to contain himself when she shows up in this... 

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I had a friend whose couch was made out of that exact material, and he did not have A/C so on hot days when you’re wearing shorts….well, let’s just say I know the exact sound it would make when I peeled myself off of her.

#1430
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."

 

#1431
6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."

 

Wow

#1432

Follow up question for JD:

How do all of these poor and undocumented minimum wage workers snap up all the houses whereas an employed college educated citizen can’t scrape together a few dollars to buy a house?

#1433
58 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."

 

Well that's the most retarded take that I've heard in awhile....

#1434
18 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Follow up question for JD:

How do all of these poor and undocumented minimum wage workers snap up all the houses whereas an employed college educated citizen can’t scrape together a few dollars to buy a house?

Aaaaand that's why republicans attack the notion of critical thinking

#1435
21 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Follow up question for JD:

How do all of these poor and undocumented minimum wage workers snap up all the houses whereas an employed college educated citizen can’t scrape together a few dollars to buy a house?

Section 8!!!  The gvt pays it!!!

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#1436
20 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Well that's the most retarded take that I've heard in awhile....

40% of this country will take it as a completely reasonable and realistic statement. 

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#1437

The other day I lost out on a house in Westlake to a guy from Nicaragua who washes dishes at Chili’s.

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#1439
52 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Follow up question for JD:

How do all of these poor and undocumented minimum wage workers snap up all the houses whereas an employed college educated citizen can’t scrape together a few dollars to buy a house?

So now that deportations are happening bigly and by the millions in numbers nobody has ever seen before, when can we expect the housing market to cool and prices to come down to a reasonable rate for middle-income Americans? 

#1440
13 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

So now that deportations are happening bigly and by the millions in numbers nobody has ever seen before, when can we expect the housing market to cool and prices to come down to a reasonable rate for middle-income Americans? 

And what are you going to do for the millions of Americans who will have just lost a large portion of their house value, while still maintaining the same mortgage amount?  Help the people, or wait for the tsunami of forecloses to happen and then help the banks again?

#1441
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And what are you going to do for the millions of Americans who will have just lost a large portion of their house value, while still maintaining the same mortgage amount?  Help the people, or wait for the tsunami of forecloses to happen and then help the banks again?

Vance slowly puts wallet back into his pocket, but shit-eating grin remains....

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#1442
@jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social: "Do you think that JD Vance is a fascist?" @petebuttigieg.bsky.social: "If it's convenient for him to be a fascist, he'll be a fascist." #TribFest2025

 

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It is real: [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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#1444

Other than Vance wearing an insanely stupid shirt what are we supposed to be looking at?

#1445
5 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Other than Vance wearing an insanely stupid shirt what are we supposed to be looking at?

i think his tits are leaking 

#1446
On 11/7/2025 at 7:22 PM, Covri said:

Needs more jewelry  

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I would totally sit on that, and rest my balls on her face.

#1450
so wait he’s gonna marry Erika Kirk then be stepfather to Charlie’s white children, parade them around as his own because he knows the maga racists won’t vote for him with an Indian wife and kids. I don’t wanna go full tinfoil yarmulke here but this entire thing was planned maybe https://t.co/767bOIhbyU

 

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