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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#451
12 hours ago, Radical Larry said:
Vance: I would call my wife up here to speak but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch

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I can't believe this is real. 

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#452
8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Do we think Trump keeps Vance around?

I said a few days ago I wouldn't be surprised if Trump ditches him.  Putting aside the couch/weird antics, Vance is not firing anybody up on in the battleground states, and people are starting to take about the name changes and stuff a bit.  Meanwhile, Harris has has multiple people on her VP list that can get the vote out.

If Trump fires him, it will look like Vance is voluntarily quitting. 

#453
1 minute ago, Bookman said:

If Trump fires him, it will look like Vance is voluntarily quitting. 

Well yeah, because the only way to jettison Vance is for him to "quit" (the same way Eagleton quit, with much pressure from McGovern) or die. 

It might just be easier for him to die, actually. 

#454

If Harris has any big bumps in the polls, Vance will suddenly have an undisclosed family emergency and ask the public to respect his privacy.

Then the RNC will choose another VP candidate. Presumably they need Vance to go along with it and not cause a problem. Some are acting like replacing the VP candidate is a constitutional crisis but parties are allowed to nominate whomever they want. Possibly it could create issues for local election boards, in terms of printing, if he's dropped closer to the election date.

#456
8 hours ago, Blotto said:

Dude is just dripping with that Desantis rizz.

I think Trump saw the reversal the Dems made by switching out Joe for Kamala, and will figure he's sure to get a 3X larger bounce, so my guess is he will.

Then he'll accuse JD of being a radical socialist plant sent by that cunning mastermind (but also senile) Sleepy Joe Biden, and only his savvy nature could sniff it out and expose the Dems. And 70 million slack-jawed rubes will nod approvingly and buy some more tacky shit. 

And call JD's wife ugly and brown.  Then JD will begin his phone bank work for Trump. 

#457
38 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If Harris has any big bumps in the polls, Vance will suddenly have an undisclosed family emergency and ask the public to respect his privacy.

Then the RNC will choose another VP candidate. Presumably they need Vance to go along with it and not cause a problem. Some are acting like replacing the VP candidate is a constitutional crisis but parties are allowed to nominate whomever they want. Possibly it could create issues for local election boards, in terms of printing, if he's dropped closer to the election date.

Mark Elias mentioned that this isn't a big deal until after the state deadlines for the parties to submit candidates. It's a lot trickier after that. 

#458
46 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If Vance gets the boot, I don't think Donald, Jr. can keep his mouth shut about it.


 

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#459
11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Mark Elias mentioned that this isn't a big deal until after the state deadlines for the parties to submit candidates. It's a lot trickier after that. 

Great point. Funny how Ohio is making noise that the Dem candidate could be left off the ballot if the Dems don't formally nominate their candidate soon (this weekend?) BUT you know that if Vance drops out, they will quickly pass a law letting the GOP do whatever they want.

 

#463
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

If Vance gets the boot, I don't think Donald, Jr. can keep his mouth shut about it.

Junior will do whatever DJT tells him to do. And like it.

#465
11 hours ago, Blotto said:

Dude is just dripping with that Desantis rizz.

he gives skibidee ohio toilet

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#467

Take it from his own colleague 

Murkowski also said when asked about the way Trump is conducting his campaign, said: "I think what the country would hope for .. is a discussion on the issues and the polices. … We don't need to engage in name calling, we don't need to create inflammatory statements.” https://t.co/hUzicitXYb

 

#468
After leaving the diner, JD Vance again commented on the chocolate milk:“I’m doing great. I’m having a good time. My family’s here. They’re hopped-up on chocolate milk so it’s going to be a wild plane ride home.”

 

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#469

And then he binge ate all those cinnamon rolls while crying in his car.

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#470

Pointing to an ABC News/IPSOS poll, he declared, “It’s only gotten worse, from negative six points to now, negative 15 points. Mark my words, this is the worst vice presidential pick probably since 1972 when George McGovern chose Thomas Eagleton as his VP pick. He got replaced. I don’t think Vance is gonna get replaced, but that’s what we’re talking about. In no planet did I ever think we’d be talking about VP this late into the cycle after he was picked like 10 days ago.”

CNN’s Bakari Sellers responded by saying, “I think that J.D. Vance is kind of the Sarah Palin of Dan Quayles.”

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#473

@Pancho mentioned it in the election thread, but after today’s little interview, Vance is going to have to go because Trump has to find somebody who can change the narrative and get people excited.

#474
“It's only gotten worse. It got from negative 6 points to negative 15 points now. This is the worst vice presidential pick of my lifetime.”

 

#475
Q: Is JD Vance ready on day one?Trump: What?Q: Is he ready on day one?Trump: Well, the Vice President does not have any impact

 

#476
3 hours ago, mdmost said:

CNN’s Bakari Sellers responded by saying, “I think that J.D. Vance is kind of the Sarah Palin of Dan Quayles.”

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Man...that is a brutal headshot.

#477
6 hours ago, Js1 said:

And then he binge ate all those cinnamon rolls while crying in his car.

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There's reasonable chance that JD snuck off to the bathroom on the plane with one of those cinnamom rolls and made sweet pastry love.

#478
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

There's reasonable chance that JD snuck off to the bathroom on the plane with one of those cinnamom rolls and made sweet pastry love.

I thought that was icing.

#479
7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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I'm surprised I haven't seen anything with Vance's face on Emmett from the LEGO Movie talking about the double decker couch. 

#480
13 hours ago, Js1 said:

It might just be easier for him to die, actually. 

OxyContin hotshot sounds poetic.  Nobody knew he was in the grips of such a terrible drug!

#481

😂😂😂😂😂

A moment of silence for J.D. Vance's half white half Indian kids who are about to watch their dad go on television and pretend that he doesn't understand how it's possible for someone to be two races at once

 

 

Vance has an opportunity to go legend, try to reclaim the post trump R party and just step down. Renounce any allegiance to Trump and say that’s now a leader acts or talks 

 

lololololololol

#482
On 7/30/2024 at 6:10 PM, Radical Larry said:
Vance: I would call my wife up here to speak but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch

 

… then I think I’d have to sleep with the couch.

 

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Vance gets the boot, I don't think Donald, Jr. can keep his mouth shut about it.

Sacking JD would mean chief dumbass made a mistake. He’s gonna ride with the couch fucker ‘til the end.  

#483
48 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Sacking JD would mean chief dumbass made a mistake. He’s gonna ride with the couch fucker ‘til the end.  

He ditched something like 30+ cabinet members (or they ditched him).

If somebody tells him another VP gives him a better chance to win, he will absolutely turn on Vance.

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On July 25, 1972, just over two weeks after the 1972 Democratic Convention, Eagleton admitted the truth of news reports that he had received electroshock therapy for clinical depression during the 1960s. McGovern initially said he would back Eagleton "1000 percent". McGovern consulted confidentially with preeminent psychiatrists, including Eagleton's own doctors, who advised him that a recurrence of Eagleton's depression was possible and could endanger the country should Eagleton become acting president.On August 1, nineteen days after being nominated, Eagleton withdrew at McGovern's request, and after a new search by McGovern, Thomas Eagleton was replaced by Sargent Shriver, former U.S. Ambassador to France, and former (founding) director of the Peace Corps and the Office of Economic Opportunity.

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A Time poll taken at the time found that 77 percent of the respondents said "Eagleton's medical record would not affect their vote." Nonetheless, the press made frequent references to his "shock therapy", and McGovern feared that this would detract from his campaign platform.

McGovern's failure to vet Eagleton and his subsequent handling of the controversy gave occasion for the Republican campaign to raise serious questions about his judgment. In the general election, the Democratic ticket won only Massachusetts and the District of Columbia.

 

#484
7 hours ago, Superhero said:

… then I think I’d have to sleep with the couch.

 

Sacking JD would mean chief dumbass made a mistake. He’s gonna ride with the couch fucker ‘til the end.  

He'll can Vance and then claim he's never heard of him from then on. 

#485
54 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He'll can Vance and then claim he's never heard of him from then on. 

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#486

Vance calling Kamala a phony who changes her persona depending on the situation. Vance is on his 3rd name AND he's spoken about having to change his own persona based on the situation. He's one person at Yale. Someone else in Ohio. 

And as mentioned many times here, someone can identify which 0, 1 or many races, ethnicities or nationalities. Short of someone faking a connection, everyone has a right to their own life experiences. And honesty, I think people can even choose without a blood connection. It's their life. 

#488
10 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

“Non consensual couch fucking?? Even better!!”

-JD Vance

"Non-consensual couch fucking, Senator?"

-Yeah, you know that tag on the bottom of every sofa or mattress that says "This tag may only be removed by owner of couch"???

"Yes, Senator.  I've seen those."

-See, once you remove that, you own her.  So it's always consensual.  She legally can't say 'No.'  

#489
JD Vance says Donald Trump deserves credit for the release of Evan Gershkovich and the others released from Russian prison:"We certainly want these Americans to come back home...But we have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home? And I think it's because bad guys all over…

"We certainly want these Americans to come back home...But we have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home? And I think it's because bad guys all over the world recognize Donald Trump's about to be back in office, so they're cleaning house. That's a good thing and I think it's a testament to Donald Trump's strength" Vance told CNN

#493

Sorry -- posted just above. What I get for using Tapa on phone.

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#494
1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:
JD Vance says Donald Trump deserves credit for the release of Evan Gershkovich and the others released from Russian prison:"We certainly want these Americans to come back home...But we have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home? And I think it's because bad guys all over…

"We certainly want these Americans to come back home...But we have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home? And I think it's because bad guys all over the world recognize Donald Trump's about to be back in office, so they're cleaning house. That's a good thing and I think it's a testament to Donald Trump's strength" Vance told CNN

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#496
6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He'll can Vance and then claim he's never heard of him from then on. 

"You mean that guy who got coffee for us?  I guess I sort of remember him."

#497
1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:
JD Vance says Donald Trump deserves credit for the release of Evan Gershkovich and the others released from Russian prison:"We certainly want these Americans to come back home...But we have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home? And I think it's because bad guys all over…

"We certainly want these Americans to come back home...But we have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home? And I think it's because bad guys all over the world recognize Donald Trump's about to be back in office, so they're cleaning house. That's a good thing and I think it's a testament to Donald Trump's strength" Vance told CNN

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2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:
Holy moly. This is the greatest ad I’ve ever seen. 🤣💦I didn’t realize until the end that it’s real. 🧵

 

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