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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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20 hours ago, MrBig said:

JD Vance in this campaign reminds me of when the stage flattened Bret Michaels.

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4 hours ago, nolongerU2horn said:

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was dating a middle aged bald dude in HS?  I mean, you do you, but that's not terribly likely.

Pretty sure that's Shuli that used to work on Stern.

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was dating a middle aged bald dude in HS?  I mean, you do you, but that's not terribly likely.

Can't a boy have daddy issues?

On 8/12/2024 at 2:55 PM, MrBig said:

 

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10 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Can't a boy have daddy issues?

I’ll criticize Vance for a lot but this is where I draw the line!

 

'Former Trump aides claim Donald is in 'meltdown' and 'feels the election is slipping from him'... so is 'lighting up the campaign' because of a 'terrible decision' '

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13741377/Inside-Trumps-meltdown-Ex-president-lighting-staff-hes-p-ssed-picking-JD-Vance-insiders-fear-hes-going-fire-two-extremely-talented-campaign-gurus.html

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Donald Trump is 'lighting up' his campaign staffers as he hunkers down at Mar-a-Lago after his 'terrible' decision to pick JD Vance as vice president, two former aides have claimed.

The former president's reported meltdown comes from two staffers who worked in the White House under the former president and have since turned on him, as polls show the race with Kamala Harris is getting tighter by the day.

'I think that he feels this election slipping away from him, and that’s where you’re beginning to see him spiral,' Sarah Matthews, a former Trump spokeswoman told MSNBC.  

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Republicans and top donors are worried about Trump's flailing strategy as he continues to launch vicious personal attacks on Harris and obsess over her personality instead of core policy issues such as the border, the economy and crime.

Anthony Scaramucci, who says he maintains close ties with the ex-president's inner circle after ab 11-day spell as his communications director, revealed that Trump isn't barnstorming across swing states because 'he's p*ssed'.

Trump is due to speak in North Carolina, one of the key swing states, on Wednesday. 

'He picked Vance - he knows Vance was a terrible, terrible pick,' Scaramucci said on the podcast The Rest is Politics. 

'He's lighting people up inside his campaign right now about picking Vance.'

 

The walls of mar-a-lago flow rich with ketchup

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Never in my life have I seen such an accomplished businessman make so many unlucky personnel decisions.

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19 hours ago, BamaATL said:

It says a lot the UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance account (what on fucking earth), is calling for his resignation because the perceive him as gay, bi, whatever.  No mention at of the fact that he's a shitheel of a candidate, regardless of his sexual choices.  

Says more about them and who they think they are influencing than anyone else.  

I lean towards them being a parody account. Only because they are responsible for the greatest tweet of all time

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @F... : Jordan Peterson's daughter just updated her IG; he's back in the hospital. Thoughts, prayers. The room they gave him is as immaculate as the philospher's own. 190 T) 1799 8375 fred @KripMUFC - Replying to @FalconryFinance Can someone seriously explain what the hell that cum sucker thing is 3 4 119 Replying to @Krip MUFC That is his daughter Please be respectful PM - 27 Oct 22 from Crescent City, CA - Twitter for Android

MAGA is going to legit kill this dude if Trump loses the election. 

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19 hours ago, GenXer said:

Falconry you say?

Yeah, that’s well known falconer and road kill enthusiast, RFK Jr.

 

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I've had worse afternoons.

Also, love the "The deadline to enter this sweepstakes has past! [sic]" Idoits

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

This was taken right before he walked out and you can still see empty seats

 

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This is why I can't leave Twitter.

 

15 minutes ago, Covri said:

This was taken right before he walked out and you can still see empty seats

 

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59 minutes ago, Covri said:

This was taken right before he walked out and you can still see empty seats

 

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Lol, salt life. Of course. Wasn't this rally in fucking Michigan, as well? 

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol, salt life. Of course. Wasn't this rally in fucking Michigan, as well? 
 

Probably a hypertension enthusiast. 

As part of an effort to improve his favorability ratings, JD Vance goes on record affirming that post menopausal women DO have a purpose!

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol, salt life. Of course. Wasn't this rally in fucking Michigan, as well? 

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Indeed it was in Michigan. Where they enjoy the saltiest of waters.

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No wait that’s tears, the saltiest of tears

43 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

As part of an effort to improve his favorability ratings, JD Vance goes on record affirming that post menopausal women DO have a purpose!

 

in a few months, a post-menopausal woman will have the purpose of running the free world. 

58 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

As part of an effort to improve his favorability ratings, JD Vance goes on record affirming that post menopausal women DO have a purpose!


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11 hours ago, RPM said:

 

This is not a solicitation but to all you investors in high tech Appalachia, I’d like to discuss snow ski resorts in Galveston 

1 hour ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Courtney Loveseat?

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Post Menopausal Women for Harris Zoom call upcoming. 

Holy fuck ... J.D. Vance is really quite special.  It almost can't get more surreal. 

https://www.mediaite.com/news/jd-vance-interview-with-rape-advocating-anti-immigrant-writer-resurfaces/

First off, in 2021 he did an interview with Jack Murphy, whose real name is Jack Goldman.  J.D. ---- who himself is a mixture of Italian, Irish and Scottish descent --- made some wonderful claims about ethnic immigration. And it's not every day that a future candidate for Vice President calls for a "de-baathification" and "de-Nazification" of the Federal government, firing all of its employees, and "replacing them with our own people."
 


But who is this alpha-male podcaster, Jack Murphy?  He lost his job at the D.C. Public Charter School Board in 2018 after he was doxxed/unmasked and it was discovered that he had written things like, "I can smell a feminist yearning for a thrashing from a mile away"  and "Feminists need rape."   So what did this uber-masculine man do? Did he go to work as a construction worker or maybe even get a job at McDonalds to support himself and his wife? Nope He wrote stories about the pleasures of being a beta cuck male. Then he filmed himself and his wife in a porno movie in which he self-sodomized in a porn movie. Then he  sold it online.  

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/jack-murphy-queer-as-volk-gay-beard/

This is just some really fucked-up shit. Whenever people use words like "extra-Constitutional"  we're in dangerous territory:

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2022/08/jd-vance-appeared-with-podcaster-jack-murphy-who-said-feminists-need-rape/



 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Then he filmed himself and his wife in a porno movie in which he self-sodomized in a porn movie. Then he  sold it online.  

So he’s a Proud Boy?

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On 8/14/2024 at 3:07 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

Cross posting 

 

Oops. 

On 8/14/2024 at 8:35 PM, Macanudo said:

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Annita Couch is my top pick right now.

16 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy fuck ... J.D. Vance is really quite special.  It almost can't get more surreal. 

https://www.mediaite.com/news/jd-vance-interview-with-rape-advocating-anti-immigrant-writer-resurfaces/

First off, in 2021 he did an interview with Jack Murphy, whose real name is Jack Goldman.  J.D. ---- who himself is a mixture of Italian, Irish and Scottish descent --- made some wonderful claims about ethnic immigration. And it's not every day that a future candidate for Vice President calls for a "de-baathification" and "de-Nazification" of the Federal government, firing all of its employees, and "replacing them with our own people."
 

 

In case anyone doesn't know what J.D. is suggesting:

 

As part of an effort to improve his favorability ratings, JD Vance goes on record affirming that post menopausal women DO have a purpose!
 
This mother fucker calmly eats spiders for a tasty snack.

Way back when, when CDs were still a thing, I used to dive into album and concert reviews on a regular basis.  Vance's ability to take a simple (if offensive) concept and over intellectualize it to the point that it's just plain creepy and confusing reminds me of some of the more pretentious reviewers that I tried to avoid.

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I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Radiohead were hunched over their instruments. Thom Yorke slowly beat on a grand piano, singing, eyes closed, into his microphone like he was trying to kiss around a big nose. Colin Greenwood tapped patiently on a double bass, waiting for his cue. White pearls of arena light swam over their faces. A lazy disco light spilled artificial constellations inside the aluminum cove of the makeshift stage. The metal skeleton of the stage ate one end of Florence's Piazza Santa Croce, on the steps of the Santa Croce Cathedral. Michelangelo's bones and cobblestone laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking in Radiohead's new material, chiseling each sound into the best functioning parts of my brain which would be the only sound system for the material for months.

The butterscotch lamps along the walls of the tight city square bled upward into the cobalt sky, which seemed as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap. The staccato piano chords ascended repeatedly. "Black eyed angels swam at me," Yorke sang like his dying words. "There was nothing to fear, nothing to hide." The trained critical part of me marked the similarity to Coltrane's "Ole." The human part of me wept in awe.

 

 

44 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Way back when, when CDs were still a thing, I used to dive into album and concert reviews on a regular basis.  Vance's ability to take a simple (if offensive) concept and over intellectualize it to the point that it's just plain creepy and confusing reminds me of some of the more pretentious reviewers that I tried to avoid.

Oh, so you DO know Raoul Hernandez?

"JD Vance's campaign plane declares mid-air emergency and is forced to divert"

https://www.the-express.com/news/politics/146131/donald-trump-plane-emergency-jd-vance

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Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance's campaign plane has been forced to make an emergency landing in Milwaukee, after the aircraft's door malfunctioned.

Trump Force Two was en route to Cincinnati from Milwaukee when it was forced to return to Milwaukee Mitchell International Airport, after the pilot advised there was a malfunction with the door seal.

"After declaring an emergency, Trump Force Two returned to Milwaukee. As soon as the issue was resolved, the plane returned to its originally planned flight path back to Cincinnati," Vance campaign spokesperson Taylor Van Kirk said.

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