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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#752
28 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Airplane door huh? Must've flown a Boeing

 

Edit: lulz it was a 737, no connection to Boeings recent failures, but still lol

we can put him on a 737 and when it crashes we can claim force major and replace him on the ticket!

#753

This motherfucker is flying around on a 737?   Jesus, Trump sure knows how to piss away money.  This fucking weirdo could be on a much cheaper/smaller plane and be just fine

#754
Vance: Has anybody seen the movie "Gangs of New York?." That is what I'm talking about, with these ethnic enclaves in our country, it can lead to higher crime rates.

 

#755
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:
Vance: Has anybody seen the movie "Gangs of New York?." That is what I'm talking about, with these ethnic enclaves in our country, it can lead to higher crime rates.

 

When they tell you who they are......

#756
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:
Vance: Has anybody seen the movie "Gangs of New York?." That is what I'm talking about, with these ethnic enclaves in our country, it can lead to higher crime rates.

 

Wow. 

#757

Out of all the shit so far, that "observation" by JD is the perfect encapsulation of his diseased and warped mind. 

 

#758

He's a seriously fucked up dude. I originally just laughed at his choadness, but the more I read about the guy, he's a complete fucking psycho. What a country we've got going on right now. 

#761
2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He's a seriously fucked up dude. I originally just laughed at his choadness, but the more I read about the guy, he's a complete fucking psycho. What a country we've got going on right now. 

Forgot political oppo research, book publishers and Hollywood did absolutely no research before casting Amy Adams in the movie adaptation?

#762
JD Vance high school leaks just keep dropping

 

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#763

That dudes way fucking cooler than JD Vance.

#765
13 hours ago, chainsaw said:
Vance: Has anybody seen the movie "Gangs of New York?." That is what I'm talking about, with these ethnic enclaves in our country, it can lead to higher crime rates.

 

 

 

 

#769
21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

I posted this gif in the Elon Musk thread. It’s my response to people with children complaining about my carefree, travel filled lifestyle because my wife and I choose not to have kids. People with kids who complain about people without kids is nothing but projection. 
 

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#770

Pretty neat trick when parents get to act superior to non-parents and also be envious of their lifestyle. 
Just don’t forget about those that want children but are having trouble, and their expendable income goes towards that endeavor instead of trips and material things. 
 

Of course JV and his ilk want to make it more difficult for those people to have kids.  But also make it more difficult for others to NOT have kids. 

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#771
1 hour ago, MrBig said:

I posted this gif in the Elon Musk thread. It’s my response to people with children complaining about my carefree, travel filled lifestyle because my wife and I choose not to have kids. People with kids who complain about people without kids is nothing but projection. 
 

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And some of them get borderline mad when you tell them you actively chose to not have them.  

#772

I love my kids, but the world is plenty crowded.  I can't imagine my life w/o kids but I'm sure not going to denigrate someone for not having them.  I'd have more money in the bank, that's for sure.

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#773

I got 4 kids, 3 in college.  Any of you childless fuckers want to adopt one or three of them, and assume the expense, please DM me.

#775

All I know is that if I just had cats I wouldn’t be about to drop some major bank on my firstborn’s college tuition. But I mean, I love her. Kids are great. Yay parenthood.

#777
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I love my kids, but the world is plenty crowded.  I can't imagine my life w/o kids but I'm sure not going to denigrate someone for not having them.  I'd have more money in the bank, that's for sure.

You can still have a lot of money, kids, white kids especially, have high resale value.  Don't ask me how I know. 

#778
7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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As soon as polling numbers show there’s was no bump from dog, he’ll hand it over to Kristi Noem

 

#779

From Instagram RUrepublicans:

"Please welcome to the litter box, Ms. Vancy Feast, childless cat lady and infamous author of Couchpussy Elegy. Serving awkward Appalachian realness, this puss in boots keeps putting paw in mouth and now her poll numbers are dropping lower than her neckline. Trump must be coughing up a hairball the size of his ego.

 

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#781
8 hours ago, MrBig said:

I posted this gif in the Elon Musk thread. It’s my response to people with children complaining about my carefree, travel filled lifestyle because my wife and I choose not to have kids. People with kids who complain about people without kids is nothing but projection. 
 

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Is this the humblebrag thread? 😅

All you fuckers without kids SHOULD BE MISERABLE!!! I just had to coach at 4pm on Friday on a turf field and then drive the two freeloaders all over town today to do more shit. You must be miserable like me!

Wait, no, you made a choice and I made a choice. We are all allowed choices and I respect yours. See how that works couchfucker?

#784
44 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Everyone: Seriously, please cool it with the weird stuff.

Republicans: I wanted to hand out nice gifts to strangers at the political rally, so I stayed up all night mixing up a big batch of fake semen and putting it in little jars with JD Vance’s face on the label.

#787

 

JD Vance: "Giving Kamala Harris control over inflation policy, it's like giving Jeffrey Epstein control over human trafficking policy." @atrupar

 

Zero juice. Zero skills. Pathetic little bitch boy. 

 

 

 

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#789
18 hours ago, Thatguy said:
As soon as polling numbers show there’s was no bump from dog, he’ll hand it over to Kristi Noem

 

 

#790

Donald bought his boys some checkers when they were younger. Eric just stuck his up his butt. 

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#792

This fucking loser:

JD Vance gets a cheesesteak at Pat’s: ‘He asked about why we don’t have Swiss cheese’ https://t.co/A91WykADli

 

#794
2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

This fucking loser:

JD Vance gets a cheesesteak at Pat’s: ‘He asked about why we don’t have Swiss cheese’ https://t.co/A91WykADli

 

This motherfucker's got a Yale Law degree.  There's a reason he went to Wall Street instead of law.  Judges and juries would hate this asshole. 

#795
2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

This fucking loser:

JD Vance gets a cheesesteak at Pat’s: ‘He asked about why we don’t have Swiss cheese’ https://t.co/A91WykADli

 

Asking for Swiss cheese at Pat’s is weirder than fucking a couch.  You order a wiz wit, stand on the side of the building and lean forward when eating so the grease doesn’t drip all over you.  It’s not that difficult.

#797

Just a reminder there's a very real chance this guy could be one Big Mac incident away from being the FUCKING PRESIDENT if we don't do this right.

#798
8 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Asking for Swiss cheese at Pat’s is weirder than fucking a couch.  You order a wiz wit, stand on the side of the building and lean forward when eating so the grease doesn’t drip all over you.  It’s not that difficult.

Story is behind a paywall, but the tweet was misleading like every other tweet news people put out these days.

 

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#799

Just fucking learn the various local customs.  You're running for office.  Cheesesteaks -- whiz or provolone.  Texas red -- no beans.  You don't have to like your options, just go with the flow.  Idiot.

#800

Well, it appears that JD was taking a whack at John Kerry, who according to the article tried to order swiss on a steak  . . .  20 years ago.

So weird.

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