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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#905
42 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and there it is. the sole reason dotard chose him as his vp.

Yep. That's exactly what I got out of it. Get in office again and stay in office til you die by not certifying and kicking it to YOUR court.

#908
1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Everyone be quiet and eat your haitian cat lunch

Say what you will, but the most disappointing part of this whole kerfuffle is that my search for "Haitian cat recipes" still doesn't turn up any results.  And as a mexican coonass who is open to eating damned near anything, this makes me sad.

#909
You and your gerbil can come out from under your couch, JD. The pet-eating story isn’t real. https://t.co/o40LhK2daB

 

#910
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Say what you will, but the most disappointing part of this whole kerfuffle is that my search for "Haitian cat recipes" still doesn't turn up any results.  And as a mexican coonass who is open to eating damned near anything, this makes me sad.

Get off AOL.

All across the Caribbean and Latin America cat is eaten. You really think those tacos at a division 2 soccer game in Central America are Filet Mignon? Fuck no, that is cat or dog.

Haiti Recipe is simple. Ton of garlic, fry the shit out of it, serve with Rice/Beans (no refried dammit) and plantains.

45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
You and your gerbil can come out from under your couch, JD. The pet-eating story isn’t real. https://t.co/o40LhK2daB

 

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#911
6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Get off AOL.

All across the Caribbean and Latin America cat is eaten. You really think those tacos at a division 2 soccer game in Central America are Filet Mignon? Fuck no, that is cat or dog.

Haiti Recipe is simple. Ton of garlic, fry the shit out of it, serve with Rice/Beans (no refried dammit) and plantains.

You know goddamned well I'm a Prodigy man.

And I've had super-cheap latin american street tacos.  I was led to understand that they were donkey, such as when I told the guy "es perro," and he got very offended and said "NO! Es burro!"  Either way, they were tasty.

#912

I realize it says "Golden Dragon" but that's the Golden Dragon in Port au Prince.

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#913

In a twist that I'll bet J.D. Vance and his xenophobic racist base never saw coming .....
 

New story about the Haitians in Springfield, OH, where the cat hoax originated. CEO of McGregor Metal: “I wish I had 30 more. Our Haitians come to work every day. They don’t have a drug problem. They’ll stay at their machine. That’s a stark difference from what we’re used to.”

 

 

#914
1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

In a twist that I'll bet J.D. Vance and his xenophobic racist base never saw coming .....
 

New story about the Haitians in Springfield, OH, where the cat hoax originated. CEO of McGregor Metal: “I wish I had 30 more. Our Haitians come to work every day. They don’t have a drug problem. They’ll stay at their machine. That’s a stark difference from what we’re used to.”

 

 

Well, see....that's UNFAIR COMPETITION.  What with all that "showing up on time," and "doing the job they were hired to do."  How do you expect REAL Americans to compete with that?

By the way, every GQP position amounts to an admission that the GQP and their supporters are worthless pieces of shit.  "You can't let immigrants in here [because they'll outwork us!]" isn't the flex they think it is.

#915
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, see....that's UNFAIR COMPETITION.  What with all that "showing up on time," and "doing the job they were hired to do."  How do you expect REAL Americans to compete with that?

By the way, every GQP position amounts to an admission that the GQP and their supporters are worthless pieces of shit.  "You can't let immigrants in here [because they'll outwork us!]" isn't the flex they think it is.

You thinking what I am thinking? Time to open up some food trucks?

#916
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

You thinking what I am thinking? Time to open up some food trucks?

'INKA AND BRISKETEXAN'S TACO TRUCK -- COME GET A PIECE OF ASS!"

I think we've got us a winner.

#917
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

You thinking what I am thinking? Time to open up some food trucks?


I've never had Haitian food but I'll bet it's damn good. We could get a truck, import about 10 of them, work their asses off, give them part ownership, and in about 10 years have 100 Haitian food trucks spread across Texas. 

#918
Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I've never had Haitian food but I'll bet it's damn good. We could get a truck, import about 10 of them, work their asses off, give them part ownership, and in about 10 years have 100 Haitian food trucks spread across Texas. 

Don't need to import them. Already in Florida in big numbers and working. Big in the nursery industry.

Haitian food is simple but good. And their beer (Prestige) and Rum (Barbancourt) kick ass.

 

#919
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Say what you will, but the most disappointing part of this whole kerfuffle is that my search for "Haitian cat recipes" still doesn't turn up any results.  And as a mexican coonass who is open to eating damned near anything, this makes me sad.

You start by making a roux and away you go. 
Feels weird that I’m telling a coonass this. 

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#920

I can’t unsee it

honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny

 

#921
You start by making a roux and away you go. 
Feels weird that I’m telling a coonass this. 

I mean, I have a default move, sure. But I’d love a better running start. Like, do you need the cat to be fresh, or can it be frozen? Should it be dry aged? What seasonings compliment the taste of cat meat best?
At this point, most of what I now about dining on felines, I learned from this guy:
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#922
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I can’t unsee it

honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny

 

"And besides, the dead won't bother you - it's the living you gotta worry about." - JWG

#923
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, I have a default move, sure. But I’d love a better running start. Like, do you need the cat to be fresh, or can it be frozen? Should it be dry aged? What seasonings compliment the taste of cat meat best?

You need lessons on eating pussy at your age?

#924
You need lessons on eating pussy at your age?

If it’s gonna be spicy….yeah. And I’m always willing to learn new tricks.
#925
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


If it’s gonna be spicy….yeah. And I’m always willing to learn new tricks.

Middle age marriage is tough, you have to be willing to be an unselfish partner and up for new things.  

#926

 

honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny

 

 

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I have a 70 pound dog that’s 14 years old and driving me crazy. Would she be good for a tailgate?
#928

I think my fav part from the debate was JDV catching direct targeted verbal fire from both candidates. 

#929
10 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Middle age marriage is tough fucking awesome, you have to be willing to be an unselfish partner and up for new things.  

FIF my experience.  At a certain age, the playbook gets WAY opened up.

#930
16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

FIF my experience.  At a certain age, the playbook gets WAY opened up.

Also, you will get lapped on the all time orgasm count.

#931
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

FIF my experience.  At a certain age, the playbook gets WAY opened up.

Ok, NowThis.

#933
21 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Don't need to import them. Already in Florida in big numbers and working. Big in the nursery industry.

Haitian food is simple but good. And their beer (Prestige) and Rum (Barbancourt) kick ass.

 

And thier hookers don't make you use a condom!

#934
JD Vance just attacked Taylor Swift for being a “billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans”Keep digging, JD

 

#935
1 hour ago, Derka said:
JD Vance just attacked Taylor Swift for being a “billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans”Keep digging, JD

 

I am beginning to like Vance. I think this dude really doesn't like Trump and agreed to the VP spot simply to submarine Trump's election campaign. There is no other explanation. His self sacrifice is appreciated. He isn't the hero we want, but he is the hero we need.

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#936

No, he's a craven cunt who hated Trump until he saw Trump was his only ticket to power in Washington. So then he went full MAGA choad. 

#937
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

No, he's a craven cunt who hated Trump until he saw Trump was his only ticket to power in Washington. So then he went full MAGA choad. 

Naw, bro. Vance and Tulsi are playing the long game, destroying Trump's campaign one sound bite and bad piece of advice at a time. I am here for it.

#939

which part do you disagree with? whether they intend to or not, just by being who they are dismantling their own campaign

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#940
14 hours ago, Born to Run said:

And thier hookers don't make you use a condom!

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#941

Jesus Fucking Christ.

In Springfield, Ohio, there has been a massive rise in communicable diseases, rent prices, car insurance rates, and crime. This is what happens when you drop 20,000 people into a small community. Kamala Harris's immigration policy aims to do this to every town in our country.

 

#942
On 9/6/2024 at 4:58 PM, Brisketexan said:

Going back to this....what a fucking bizarre thing to say.  It demonstrates just a complete lack of social skill/currency.

Have I ever ordered a variety of something, and not had set selections of all 12 items or however many, like donuts or cookies or chocolates?  Sure.  What did I say to fill out the box?  Not "whatever makes sense."  It's usually along the lines of "so I need to pick three more -- what are your favorites?" Or "This is your shop, you know what's good -- surprise me, I'm sure I'll love it."  Or "My wife likes donuts with fruit filling or topping - if you have any of those, let's do that.  Always good to make my wife happy."  It's basic fucking social engagement, which is a BYPRODUCT of being able to relate to and empathize with other human beings.

Vance doesn't have that.  Trump doesn't have that.  The MAGA movement doesn't have that.  Relationship with other humans and empathy are the fucking ENEMY to them.  That's how fucking pathetic they are.

JD's interactions in his formative years mostly just squeaked and creaked.

#943
15 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

JD's interactions in his formative years mostly just squeaked and creaked.

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#945
17 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Well, that's more attractive than Loomer at least.

Less synthetic material too.

#946
1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

Less synthetic material too.

One of JD‘s relatives, a wise man, once told me, “if yur lookin’ fur some change to go git yoursef a Yoo-hoo, don’t stick yur hand under the sofa cushions at JD‘s house.”

#947
On 9/11/2024 at 8:38 AM, Willfully Horn said:

Also, you will get lapped on the all time orgasm count.

Not there yet, but it’s been close to 1:1 for the past few years.

She really needs to study more instead of fucking her professor for an A. 

#948
36 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Not there yet, but it’s been close to 1:1 for the past few years.

She really needs to study more instead of fucking her professor for an A. 

Ha!

As my wife is a very giving woman, she, for decades, had given me far more orgasms than I had given her. We are now almost in our fourth decade together, she is just as giving, but she has indeed revealed a superpower. And my earlier post is accurate.

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#949

Vance catching strays:

 

 

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