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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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On 9/17/2024 at 3:10 PM, Brisketexan said:

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"Fuckstick who built his entire identity on the plight of poor white people in Ohio wants to end significant source of housing for poor white people in Ohio."

What a slimy, malevolent, unprincipled sack of shit.

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

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13 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

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56 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

Uncle Cracker. 

3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

Don't slur Uncle Rob's name by comparing the real manliness of Uncle Rob to the spineless sack of shit that is JD Vance.

 

13 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

WTF with the eyeliner?  (I'll be honest - I assumed he used eyeliner but also thought maybe his eyes are just fucked up.  But if he's using eyeliner, why would he continue to do so?

Someone explain that shit to me.

 

Surly don’t kink shame.

16 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Cool.  I'm currently typing on a keyboard, also known as, the closest JD has gotten to real combat.

4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

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I think I recruited this guy in CFB25

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dude straight up looks like a pedo. 

I dunno; he doesn't appear to put much effort into grooming.

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During an interview with Breitbart news in June 2021, Vance said he wanted to "destroy the universities," claiming 4 year college degrees make people "deranged" and "worse people." 

I don’t know if he was deranged prior to matriculating at Ohio State, but he certainly is now in addition to being an overall terrible person. Given that limited dataset, I might be inclined to agree with him.

I had to look up the full clip, and he's "joking"  about renting the dog, but goddamn he is such a freak. 

 

Commander and Major think that dog is a wimp

On 9/18/2024 at 7:47 PM, chainsaw said:

Wait a second. Didn't he have a desk job as a "correspondent"?

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^^the eyeliner cracked me up

26 minutes ago, tx ind said:

^^the eyeliner cracked me up

I mean it cracks me up every day on Vance too. 

On 9/19/2024 at 11:58 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dude straight up looks like a pedo. 

He really does 

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On 9/20/2024 at 6:22 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

all those kids going to college and coming back and telling their parents they’re a bunch of dumb rube racist maggots is not going well

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Dammit ! JD is locking down the double negative vote.

” ….he doesn’t not use the same sentence structure as us!!!”

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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I am definitely a simpleton, because no matter how many times somebody uses that GIF, I laugh. 

On 9/18/2024 at 5:46 PM, 4th&Five said:

He might be an actual sociopath. 

Nah, he is just a major fucking dork who severely lacks social skills.

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21 minutes ago, F250 said:

Nah, he is just a major fucking dork who severely lacks social skills.

Feels like this is way too forgiving and dismissive. JD Vance is a piece of shit that wants to hurt people. 

Yeah he’s a fucking sociopath 

 

 

 

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Oh, and not for nothing but...

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Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

Just now, C-Man said:

Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

Then he's in heaven. From my instagram feed, it seems that all women in the HP area dress like couches now

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

How many members of the Jones family are in attendance?

On 8/17/2024 at 4:54 PM, Hmbre97 said:

 

I didn't even need the sound.

I can hear Wanda Sykes.... "You, Muthafucka!"

Sorry I'm late.

I need a gif of that.

On 8/18/2024 at 10:06 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

Zero juice. Zero skills. Pathetic little bitch boy. 

 

 

 

Isn't the appropriate answer a picture of Epstein.... With Trump?

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

 

 

 

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Oh, and not for nothing but...

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4.99 / 2.99 whatever it takes.

How many members of the Jones family are in attendance?

Who knows. My wife and I were wondering tonight how dumb do you have to be to spend the money it probably took to go a function with that moron.
On 9/24/2024 at 6:07 PM, Foosters said:

Then he's in heaven. From my instagram feed, it seems that all women in the HP area dress like couches now

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Musk: Free speech!

Klippenstein: Ok, here’s some info from the Vance dossier 

Musk: Not like that!

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Is it not too late to run him as President?

Can we dim the lights?

 

No

This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.

20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.

Sadly, he WAS pretty much speaking for Vance.

This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.
Watching the MAGAs get mad was better than expected.

This is what that dipshit up in Dallas wants to be.
48 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Can we dim the lights?

 

No

Then he later asks for the lights to be turned back up. lulz

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