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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#1001
On 9/17/2024 at 3:10 PM, Brisketexan said:

Headline:

"Fuckstick who built his entire identity on the plight of poor white people in Ohio wants to end significant source of housing for poor white people in Ohio."

What a slimy, malevolent, unprincipled sack of shit.

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

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#1002
13 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
Oh my god this is the worst one yet.

 

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#1003
56 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

Uncle Cracker. 

#1004
3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

Don't slur Uncle Rob's name by comparing the real manliness of Uncle Rob to the spineless sack of shit that is JD Vance.

 

#1005
13 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

WTF with the eyeliner?  (I'll be honest - I assumed he used eyeliner but also thought maybe his eyes are just fucked up.  But if he's using eyeliner, why would he continue to do so?

Someone explain that shit to me.

 

Surly don’t kink shame.

#1006
16 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
Oh my god this is the worst one yet.

 

Cool.  I'm currently typing on a keyboard, also known as, the closest JD has gotten to real combat.

#1011
5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dude straight up looks like a pedo. 

I dunno; he doesn't appear to put much effort into grooming.

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#1012

 

In a 2021 interview, Vance disparaged going to college: “You’re going to be trained to hate your country and hate your family .. It makes them worse people instead of better people. I think we have to destroy the universities in this country.”https://t.co/kmfB6knR1q

 

 

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During an interview with Breitbart news in June 2021, Vance said he wanted to "destroy the universities," claiming 4 year college degrees make people "deranged" and "worse people." 

I don’t know if he was deranged prior to matriculating at Ohio State, but he certainly is now in addition to being an overall terrible person. Given that limited dataset, I might be inclined to agree with him.

#1014

I had to look up the full clip, and he's "joking"  about renting the dog, but goddamn he is such a freak. 

It’s no surprise but JD Vance has no idea how dogs work because he is not a real boy. Atlas wants to bite him when JD grabs his hips like that but he’s a good boy so he doesn’t.

 

#1016
On 9/18/2024 at 7:47 PM, chainsaw said:

Wait a second. Didn't he have a desk job as a "correspondent"?

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#1020
On 9/19/2024 at 11:58 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dude straight up looks like a pedo. 

He really does 

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#1021
On 9/20/2024 at 6:22 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

In a 2021 interview, Vance disparaged going to college: “You’re going to be trained to hate your country and hate your family .. It makes them worse people instead of better people. I think we have to destroy the universities in this country.”https://t.co/kmfB6knR1q

all those kids going to college and coming back and telling their parents they’re a bunch of dumb rube racist maggots is not going well

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#1022
KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted? JD VANCE: YesCOLLINS: Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6. (May 2024) @atrupar

 

#1024
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Dammit ! JD is locking down the double negative vote.

” ….he doesn’t not use the same sentence structure as us!!!”

#1025
17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted? JD VANCE: YesCOLLINS: Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6. (May 2024) @atrupar

 

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#1026
8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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I am definitely a simpleton, because no matter how many times somebody uses that GIF, I laugh. 

#1027
On 9/18/2024 at 5:46 PM, 4th&Five said:

He might be an actual sociopath. 

Nah, he is just a major fucking dork who severely lacks social skills.

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#1028
21 minutes ago, F250 said:

Nah, he is just a major fucking dork who severely lacks social skills.

Feels like this is way too forgiving and dismissive. JD Vance is a piece of shit that wants to hurt people. 

#1029

Yeah he’s a fucking sociopath 

#1031
.@JDVance: "Eggs when Kamala Harris took office, were short of a $1.50 a dozen. Now, a dozen eggs will cost you around $4 thanks to Kamala Harris' inflationary policies -- It's because she cast the deciding vote on the Inflation Explosion Act."

 

 

 

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Oh, and not for nothing but...

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#1032

Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

#1033
Just now, C-Man said:

Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

Then he's in heaven. From my instagram feed, it seems that all women in the HP area dress like couches now

#1035
4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

How many members of the Jones family are in attendance?

#1036
On 8/17/2024 at 4:54 PM, Hmbre97 said:

 

I didn't even need the sound.

I can hear Wanda Sykes.... "You, Muthafucka!"

Sorry I'm late.

I need a gif of that.

#1037
On 8/18/2024 at 10:06 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

 

JD Vance: "Giving Kamala Harris control over inflation policy, it's like giving Jeffrey Epstein control over human trafficking policy." @atrupar

 

Zero juice. Zero skills. Pathetic little bitch boy. 

 

 

 

Isn't the appropriate answer a picture of Epstein.... With Trump?

#1038
4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:
.@JDVance: "Eggs when Kamala Harris took office, were short of a $1.50 a dozen. Now, a dozen eggs will cost you around $4 thanks to Kamala Harris' inflationary policies -- It's because she cast the deciding vote on the Inflation Explosion Act."

 

 

 

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Oh, and not for nothing but...

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4.99 / 2.99 whatever it takes.

#1039
How many members of the Jones family are in attendance?

Who knows. My wife and I were wondering tonight how dumb do you have to be to spend the money it probably took to go a function with that moron.
#1041
On 9/24/2024 at 6:07 PM, Foosters said:

Then he's in heaven. From my instagram feed, it seems that all women in the HP area dress like couches now

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#1044
The Senior Strategist for the JD VANCE campaign spoke at Springfield Ohio about the Haitia.

 

#1045
1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:
The Senior Strategist for the JD VANCE campaign spoke at Springfield Ohio about the Haitia.

 

Is it not too late to run him as President?

#1047

This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.

#1048
20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.

Sadly, he WAS pretty much speaking for Vance.

#1049
This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.
Watching the MAGAs get mad was better than expected.

This is what that dipshit up in Dallas wants to be.
#1050
48 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Can we dim the lights?

 

No

Then he later asks for the lights to be turned back up. lulz

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