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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is that Haley Joel Osment?

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What gave it away?

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13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

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What gave it away?

haha, shit. no excuse, just missed it. thanks for going easy on me

On 9/28/2024 at 7:50 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

Can anyone tell me what the fuck he is talking about here?

 

 

Getting a squirming kid into a car is a fucking PITA. So is dealing with the logistics of a car seat when you fly with kid. Car seat roulette fucking sucks when the inlaws come to town, etc etc etc.

I can see that after having to deal with that shit for one kid, it would make people not want to have another. 

 

 

 

 

 

To be clear, that is a good thing. Too many people up in here, yo. 

JD Vance Aide’s Erratic Posts Detail ‘Gas Station Heroin,’ Call VP Pick A ‘Boot Licker’

https://www.yahoo.com/news/jd-vance-aide-erratic-posts-190006922.html

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A financial policy adviser for JD Vance made a series of shocking online posts detailing his affinity for “gas station heroin” and other drug concoctions — and referred to the Republican vice presidential nominee as “a Trump boot licker.”

Aaron Kofsky, who has worked in the Ohio senator’s office since May, ran a Reddit account by the name of PsychoticMammal, sharing his addiction to drugs like kratom and advising others how to sneak drugs through airport security, according to an investigation by WIRED.

The posts go back over 11 years, with reports tying the account to Vance’s adviser through data breaches, social media accounts, past posts matching up to his personal life, and more.

Kofsy ran a Reddit account by the name of PsychoticMammal that posted over the years about various drugs.

PsychoticMammal also posted in a cocaine subreddit how to smuggle drugs through airport security, in which the account advised putting it into a book or in a wallet.

In one subreddit, r/ResearchChemicals, the account posted a video of Vance questioning the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration on nitazenes, a synthetic opioid. The DEA described the drug as “as dangerous and deadly as fentanyl.”

“Surprising! Politician knows about nitazenes. Ohio Senator JD Vance Asks Witness About Nitzenes. Is it just me, or is this super surprisng? Like I’m just confused how this guy had heard of zenes? I can’t imagine any of his colleagues know anything about them,” read the post.

A comment then pointed out Krosky in the background, saying: “that dude on the right behind him looks high on something lol.”

The account then said: “Haha I didn’t notice that guy before. His eyes are def buggin. Maybe snorted some ole white girl beforehand? I’m sure half of congress rails lines.”

Kofsky has worked for Vance (above) in his Senate office since May.

In a statement through Vance’s Senate office, Kofsky admitted to being behind the account and shared that he has battled addiction.

“I’ve struggled with drug use, which in my case was mostly an attempt to self medicate against the effects of epilepsy and epilepsy medication,” the statement to WIRED said.

“I deeply regret posting these comments. I’m not proud of this and I’m embarrassed it’s being publicized in this way, but I am thankful to say that part of my life is behind me,” he added.

In another post where a user said that nitazenes aren’t obscure, PsychoticMammal responded: “I just can’t believe that this Trump boot licker Vance is ahead of the curve here.”

According to the article, in another post earlier this year, the account said: “I love coke on its own, mixed with benzos, mixed with opiates (my fav tbh), and even love a line or two after smoking a few bowls. I’d even say that coke is my second favorite drug behind opiates.”

The Reddit account posted about a multitude of drugs, including cocaine, oxycodone, Ritalin and MDMA.

PsychoticMammal made posts about their addictions to certain drugs, too, like kratom and tianeptine, which the article described as “gas station heroin.”

Just three months ago, the account made a post “asking for help locating one of the compounds found in kratom in DC, Northern Virginia, or Maryland,” according to the investigation.

Many posts were deleted after WIRED reached out for comment, and his profile photo was changed on Poshmark (an account that tied him to the Reddit user) to a photo from the Star Wars movie Attack of the Clone.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

 

Where the hell is Vance these days?  Haven't heard a peep about him in forever.

9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Where the hell is Vance these days?  Haven't heard a peep about him in forever.


mattress Mack provided him a place to lay low for a couple weeks. 

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

American meth for Americans!

Yeah, this recent wave of Irish, Italian, Puerto Rican, Asian etc. immigrants and their descendants is really changing the landscape of New York City.

What a fucking idiot.

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Guess the movie...

 

 

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In case you forgot about this weirdo becoming VP. Or maybe even the next Mrs. Trump!

 

 

49 minutes ago, Covri said:

In case you forgot about this weirdo becoming VP. Or maybe even the next Mrs. Trump!

 

 

He’s gotta be so annoyed that Elon is co-president.

21 hours ago, Covri said:

In case you forgot about this weirdo becoming VP. Or maybe even the next Mrs. Trump!

 

 

Isn’t being in drag in front of kids like the worst possible thing for these people?

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Isn’t being in drag in front of kids like the worst possible thing for these people?

Nah. Doing it mrs. doubtfire style is totes cool. Because reasons.

On 11/30/2024 at 3:40 PM, GenXer said:

Nah. Doing it mrs. doubtfire style is totes cool. Because reasons.

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On 11/29/2024 at 5:54 PM, royiv said:

He’s gotta be so annoyed that Elon is co-president.

(F)Elon and Elon?

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He was probably just  excited about the sumptuous BigMac buffett on the agenda. 

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

A real man's man. 

 

Far too young to be struggling picking that up little fella

Dan Quayle would've held onto it....

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The last time the Ohio State defense saw a Trump supporter fumble like that, they returned it 80+ yards for a touchdown.

22 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The last time the Ohio State defense saw a Trump supporter fumble like that, they returned it 80+ yards for a touchdown.

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He and Vivek are in a race to embarrass Ohio the most

16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

He and Vivek are in a race to embarrass Ohio the most

Ha!  Joke's on you -- Ohio is incapable of being embarrassed.

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ha!  Joke's on you -- Ohio is incapable of being embarrassed.

Can't dispute that at all, but at least the bandwagon fans can feel some kind of secondhand embarrassment

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Can't dispute that at all, but at least the bandwagon fans can feel some kind of secondhand embarrassment

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I don't get it.

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don't get it.

Earlier, it was revealed that Vivek got catfished into some event with the OSU team.  It was completely fake.

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The last time the Ohio State defense saw a Trump supporter fumble like that, they returned it 80+ yards for a touchdown.

Too soon

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ha!  Joke's on you -- Ohio is incapable of being embarrassed.

What happens here starts in Texas. 

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Worthy of the Buffoonery Heisman

Is this guy snorting his eye liner again? One of the most delusional statements of all time. 
 

 

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is this guy snorting his eye liner again? One of the most delusional statements of all time. 
 

 

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