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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#1151
15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is this guy snorting his eye liner again? One of the most delusional statements of all time. 
 

VP lecturing "the Europeans" again: "...if the Europeans had been a little more independent, and a little more willing to stand up, then maybe we could have saved the entire world from the strategic disaster that was the American-led invasion of Iraq." Yes, pity Paris and Berlin were so pro-war... https://unherd.com/2025/04/jd-vance-my-message-to-europe/

 

The better ally to the United States you are, the more the Trump regime hates you.

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#1153
16 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don't get it.

 

16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Earlier, it was revealed that Vivek got catfished into some event with the OSU team.  It was completely fake.

Google "Operation Desperado"

#1155
22 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

The better ally to the United States you are, the more the Trump regime hates you.

I am usually not one to try and project American anxieties and pathologies into foreign policy, but it needs to be said what lies at the heart of Vance’s foreign policy ideas: pure ideological racism.  And we can see a nearly fully formed Vance doctrine, which Trump is outsourcing to him because Trump finds foreign policy boring and hard. 
 

Vance does not view European countries as allies who help defend and support the United States based on shared values, interests, and prosperity.  He sees Europe as potentially a CIVILIZATIONAL ally, defined as “Christendom” and white people.  This is  what is behind his monomaniacal hectoring about immigration and his blatant support for anti-system European parties that are traditionally (and still are) hostile to the United States as it actually exists. 
 

This is the exportation of identity politics on a grand scale, something they long have accused democrats of doing.  This is not any sort of transactional realism. 

#1156

Vance creates a completely fictitious number (there are not more than 20 million illegal immigrants here) and uses the phrase “hiding behind due process.” 
 

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#1157
16 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Vance creates a completely fictitious number (there are not more than 20 million illegal immigrants here) and uses the phrase “hiding behind due process.” 
 

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I know someone else that "hid behind due process" JD.

#1158
11 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Vance creates a completely fictitious number (there are not more than 20 million illegal immigrants here) and uses the phrase “hiding behind due process.” 
 

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As with most things out of this motherfucker’s mouth, it sounds reasonable on the surface and then completely collapses when you apply any sort of logic.

The errors are not what everyone is up in arms about, it’s the utter refusal to try and remedy them… even when ordered to do so by the fucking Supreme Court.

#1160
4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

As with most things out of this motherfucker’s mouth, it sounds reasonable on the surface and then completely collapses when you apply any sort of logic.

The errors are not what everyone is up in arms about, it’s the utter refusal to try and remedy them… even when ordered to do so by the fucking Supreme Court.

This is not an error. If you (unfortunately) have to dwell around the online far right you’ll track that there’s a popular meme alleging that the true number of illegal immigrants is being concealed. Vance is appealing to that and claims elsewhere that Biden let in 20 million.  Its part of a justification for indiscriminate mass deportations.  
 

Unlike Trump Vance is very careful with his communications. 

#1161

Every time I wish for Dotard to miraculously drop dead, I remember that this is who steps in and it might even be worse. 

#1162
Good morning #BlueSky!💙😁 And now a message from China: #JDVance

 

#1163
4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Vance creates a completely fictitious number (there are not more than 20 million illegal immigrants here) and uses the phrase “hiding behind due process.” 
 

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He is such a cunt.

#1166

I can't believe that choad broke the fucking national championship trophy. And what I mean by that, is I can't believe it actually happened. I can envision a million dumb/dumber scenarios, but they never come true with these clowns. we finally got a gaffe larger than anything a D Prez/VP has done in decades and no one is laughing because of all the actual fascisty stuff happening. the simulation threw us a bone and no one noticed. this timeline sucks

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#1167
9 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

That is an insult to cunts

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6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I can't believe that choad broke the fucking national championship trophy. And what I mean by that, is I can believe it actually happened. I can envision a million dumb/dumber scenarios, but they never come true with these clowns. we finally got a gaffe larger than anything a D Prez/VP has done in decades and no one is laughing because of all the actual fascisty stuff happening. the simulation threw us a bone and no one noticed. this timeline sucks

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#1168
6 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Every time I wish for Dotard to miraculously drop dead, I remember that this is who steps in and it might even be worse. 

We need a twofer.

#1172
11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Yea but then you get Mike Johnson

Finally, our first gay President.   I mean, except James Buchanan.  

#1173
39 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Chinese tiktok takes no days off.....

 

 

 

 

 

#1174

Tough life. His fucking couches are 145% more expensive. 
 

Trump is preparing to make JD Vance the “tariff czar” to deal with the rising prices and other problems that are about to arise because of their tariffs on China. 🔗: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-administration-china-tariff-task-force/

 

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#1176

Pope Francis doesn’t buy green bananas and has no time for JD Vance. 
 

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Imagine basing so much of your public identity on your adult conversion to Catholicism, only to be publicly dismissed by the actual Catholic hierarchy.

 

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#1183

"I know you have not been feeling great but it's good to see you in better health" 

Just another fantastic observation, JD. 

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#1185

Pope sees all of the evil in JD then checks out for good? 
 

Will Trump try and name his successor? 

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#1186

Waiting for the word from the White House that the official cause of death was he didn't say thank you. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#1187

Pope's can survive being shot, but not a visit from JD Vance.

 

 

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#1189

Pope wakes up yesterday, asks his secretary "what's on the agenda today?" His secretary says "you've got a meeting with JD Vance." The Pope replies "uhg, that is the last thing I want to do"

#1191
3 hours ago, NWBuck said:

"I know you have not been feeling great but it's good to see you in better health" 

Just another fantastic observation, JD. 

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JD when he said this.....

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#1198

In a lot of circles, offing the Pope is actually positive aura points, is the problem here.

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#1200
8 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Waiting for the word from the White House that the official cause of death was he didn't say thank you. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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