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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#1352

Colbert's team caught JD fucking his couch.  He promised he'd stop showing it if JD resigned.

 

 

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#1357
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.VANCE: No, George, I sai--STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

 

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#1358

But don't you dare call them racist

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

 

#1360

holy shit 😮

i am apparently still capable of being shocked*

 

 

 

 

 

*other than Trump, nothing about him shocks anymore, which i guess is the whole point. 

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#1362

My god, not speaking the language of my neighbors sounds like a dream.

a man is watering his lawn with the words boy it sure is a hot one huh on the bottom

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#1364
3 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

But don't you dare call them racist

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

 

 

Several million Native Americans are holding on Line 1........

#1367
3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Her pleather leggings remind him of his first love...

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Some of you guys really struggle with the question as to whether your wife actually loves and is committed to you. 

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#1368
Jennifer Welch on JD Vance: “We cannot lose our democracy to these fucking dorks. JD Vance is a failed drag queen. He goes off to Peter Thiel’s gay boot camp and he comes out like a sociopathic queer eyed freak show. He’d be so much cooler if he’d just come out.”

 

#1370

Oh boy, it’s time for Thursday Ana to project all of his insecurities on the rest of the board!

#1371
1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Oh boy, it’s time for Thursday Ana to project all of his insecurities on the rest of the board!

I just hit the ground at AUS and react to what I see. Unsurprised at the most dishonest poster on this board doing his thing. 

#1372
1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Her pleather leggings remind him of his first love...

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they'll be married by 2027 

#1373
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they'll be married by 2027 

Right after Usha gets Kirk'd

#1374

Yep, JD isn’t running for President with a brown wife and kids by his side. 

Hopefully Usha loads up and cashes in on the eventual Polymarket divorce odds. 
 

 

#1377

 

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

Her pleather leggings remind him of his first love...

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Quite the look for someone who publicly condemned his wife's religious beliefs like 6 hours prior.

#1378
13 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I just hit the ground at AUS and react to what I see. Unsurprised at the most dishonest poster on this board doing his thing. 

You get to fly in planes domestically? How impressive.

#1379
🚨 JUST IN: JD Vance says he's raising his children Christian, and he hopes his agnostic wife, Usha, comes around to the Christian faithVance's 8-year-old did his first Communion "about a year ago," and his two oldest kids go to a Christian school"Most Sundays, Usha comes…

4D chess by Usha here. She's gonna cash in with that divorce compensation package, even though it's just couch money for Peter Thiel.  

 

 

#1380
23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
🚨 JUST IN: JD Vance says he's raising his children Christian, and he hopes his agnostic wife, Usha, comes around to the Christian faithVance's 8-year-old did his first Communion "about a year ago," and his two oldest kids go to a Christian school"Most Sundays, Usha comes…

4D chess by Usha here. She's gonna cash in with that divorce compensation package, even though it's just couch money for Peter Thiel.  

 

 

The real money will be in the NDA.

#1381
24 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
🚨 JUST IN: JD Vance says he's raising his children Christian, and he hopes his agnostic wife, Usha, comes around to the Christian faithVance's 8-year-old did his first Communion "about a year ago," and his two oldest kids go to a Christian school"Most Sundays, Usha comes…

4D chess by Usha here. She's gonna cash in with that divorce compensation package, even though it's just couch money for Peter Thiel.  

 

 

More likely she'll get the Shelly Miscavige treatment and JD will blame the radical left for her disappearance.

#1382

JD Vance strategically marrying an Indian girl a decade ago and now next in line for the KKK party while getting fondled by a Christian Nationalist widow in fuck me leather pants. 

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#1384
10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

It's not complicated.  He's just another embodiment of the Republican id.  No loyalty to any values or person other than himself.  An entire party built around the virtues of being a sociopath.

#1385

I'm missing this one. There is actually nothing wrong, if you are a Christian, with remaining married to a non-believer. 

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12 To the rest I say (I, not the Lord) that if any brother has a wife who is an unbeliever, and she consents to live with him, he should not divorce her. 13 If any woman has a husband who is an unbeliever, and he consents to live with her, she should not divorce him. 14 For the unbelieving husband is made holy because of his wife, and the unbelieving wife is made holy because of her husband. Otherwise your children would be unclean, but as it is, they are holy. 15 But if the unbelieving partner separates, let it be so. In such cases the brother or sister is not enslaved. God has called you to peace. 16 For how do you know, wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, husband, whether you will save your wife?

1 Corinithians 12-16

There are countless people who get married before being born again as Christians and many times it's the wife or the husband only with the other party remaining in unbelief, this isn't all that unique and certainly nothing controversial.

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#1386

If you genuinely subscribe to most small-o orthodox versions of Christianity then hoping/praying for people close to you to share that faith is unsurprising and in fact it would be strange and uncaring not to. 
 

It’s hard to see how talking about it from the second-highest office in world reflects a genuine belief in either the faith or hope that your spouse would join you. It comes off as a manipulative way to explain away a spouse that has become politically inconvenient. 

#1387
20 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Some of you guys really struggle with the question as to whether your wife actually loves and is committed to you. 

Why you gotta call Charlie out like that

#1389
10 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

If you genuinely subscribe to most small-o orthodox versions of Christianity then hoping/praying for people close to you to share that faith is unsurprising and in fact it would be strange and uncaring not to. 
 

It’s hard to see how talking about it from the second-highest office in world reflects a genuine belief in either the faith or hope that your spouse would join you. It comes off as a manipulative way to explain away a spouse that has become politically inconvenient. 

My understanding (and I could be wrong as I've spent about 1 minute caring and reading about it) was that he was asked about it and asked to comment/explain and hence you get the clip.

#1390
2 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

My understanding (and I could be wrong as I've spent about 1 minute caring and reading about it) was that he was asked about it and asked to comment/explain and hence you get the clip.

“My faith and my relationship with my wife is deeply personal and important. Too personal and important to talk about publicly.  I know anyone with a spouse or partner can understand that some things are between two people.” 

 

#1391
13 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“My faith and my relationship with my wife is deeply personal and important. Too personal and important to talk about publicly.  I know anyone with a spouse or partner can understand that some things are between two people.” 

 

That's a fair response.

I also heard his response he gave and think it was perfectly reasonable as well. Again, where is the controversy?

#1392
9 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

That's a fair response.

I also heard his response he gave and think it was perfectly reasonable as well. Again, where is the controversy?

Ask a Christian/white Nationalist about any controversy regarding his wife. I’ve read a few disgusting comments from Shitter, and references to those type of remarks here. Most folks are talking about the handsy widow.

#1395
18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im sorry, you are a fucking moron if you believe in religion. Its just a coping mechanism to help you sleep at night

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#1396
20 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im sorry, you are a fucking moron if you believe in religion. Its just a coping mechanism to help you sleep at night

You’re not wrong but your delivery could use some work. 

#1397

Vance just wants to spread the love of Jesus Christ and not live next to anyone who speaks a different language.

#1398
17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

You’re not wrong but your delivery could use some work. 

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#1400
On 10/30/2025 at 6:16 PM, speed817 said:

Her pleather leggings remind him of his first love...

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I showed my wife and her friends this picture with no context last night, and asked what they would think if they saw some other girl hug me like that, and I told her it was just a friend. The annoyed glare she gave me said everything I needed to know. Her friends were repulsed by it after I told them they are both married to other people. Granted we had collectively finished a couple pitchers of margaritas by then, but the reactions were pretty hilarious and one-sided.  It's unusual to put it nicely. 

Also funny how JD was the first person to host Charlie's show after his death. Wonder how that came about...

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