Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

Featured Replies

#1451
On 11/8/2025 at 1:38 AM, wild_turkey said:


East Texas couch box

Fixed for veep

  • Replies 1.5k
  • Views 118.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

  • Popular Post
#1452
KNEW IT!— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom)

 

#1453

This sounds a lot like Sen Kelly’s comments.

Vance: We don't just want people who mindlessly follow orders… We want people who think….

 

#1455
On 11/22/2025 at 12:03 AM, tx 3 putt said:
so wait he’s gonna marry Erika Kirk then be stepfather to Charlie’s white children, parade them around as his own because he knows the maga racists won’t vote for him with an Indian wife and kids. I don’t wanna go full tinfoil yarmulke here but this entire thing was planned maybe https://t.co/767bOIhbyU

 

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I want this to happen so badly. 

  • 2 weeks later...
#1464
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Spoiler alert: Usha is gonna cheat with Vivek Ramaswamy and we're going to war with India.

Not India.  Sri Lanka and the Maldives.  Because, of course we'd get it wrong.  

#1465

Also, how big a piece of shit are you when we're talking about a scenario where your wife cheats on you with Vivek freaking Ramaswamy and you're still the bad guy?

#1467
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Not India.  Sri Lanka and the Maldives.  Because, of course we'd get it wrong.  

That Andaman island where the natives haven't had any recorded outside contact

#1470
Whose American dream did the Irish and Italians steal?

Watch yourself wanker.
#1471
36 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Whose American dream did the Irish and Italians steal?

New York is home to several recognized Native American nations, primarily members of the historic Haudenosaunee Confederacy (Iroquois) like the Seneca, Mohawk, Cayuga, Onondaga, Oneida, and Tuscarora, plus Algonquian-speaking groups such as the Shinnecock and Unkechaug.

 

 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

  • 2 weeks later...
#1473
3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

JD going with the tough guy act for some reason.

 

 

 

Looking back, it's actually more impressive that Donald won with this absolute spare. He's uninspiring and kind of creepy

#1474
2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

He's uninspiring and kind of creepy

In the same way Hitler was kind of antisemitic.

#1475
12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

JD going with the tough guy act for some reason.

 

 

 

I wonder who would be more likely to deny Vance's kids jobs, those who support Ro Khanna or Nick Fuentes? We may never know.

This administration is littered with people who embody the worst traits of humanity.

Trump- Narcissistic 

Miller- Evil

Vance- Power-hungry

Bessent- Greedy

Patel- Stupid

Noem- Vain

Rubio- Cowardly 

Bondi- Cunty

Obviously there are more and plenty of overlap, but they are all so irredeemably awful. 

#1477
14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

JD going with the tough guy act for some reason.

 

 

 

Trump is so vain, thirsty, and basically a ranting man-toddler.

Steven Miller is an evil sniveling sociopath.

But both of those men at least have authenticity in their delusion. 

JD is so full of shit and such an insufferable,  self riotous piece of shit that he now rivals the aforementioned men for ‘Worst human’ in this administration.

That’s really bringing it man. 
As much as it pains me to say it, he makes Ted Cruz look humble and likable. 

Ryan Reynolds Want GIF

#1478
On 12/8/2025 at 10:55 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

New York is home to several recognized Native American nations, primarily members of the historic Haudenosaunee Confederacy (Iroquois) like the Seneca, Mohawk, Cayuga, Onondaga, Oneida, and Tuscarora, plus Algonquian-speaking groups such as the Shinnecock and Unkechaug.

 

 

Been watching "The American Revolution" Ken Burns documentary on PBS and 100% read this post in the main narrator's voice...

  • 2 weeks later...
#1485

Gift link to Giri Nathan’s article on Defector today. As always Defector will write what the cowards in the media will not and they do so because they own the company and not some idiot billionaire.

No image preview

JD Vance Is A Hog That'll Eat Any Slop | Defector

The operating principle of JD Vance’s life in politics seems to be as follows: How can I serve every powerful person while appealing to literally no normal person? There is no boot he won’t lick, no s

Edited by UpperWestside

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.