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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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On 11/8/2025 at 1:38 AM, wild_turkey said:


East Texas couch box

Fixed for veep

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On 11/22/2025 at 12:03 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I want this to happen so badly. 

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20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Ménage a trois 

Cooch a couch.

i touch you you touch me everyone happy see

Spoiler alert: Usha is gonna cheat with Vivek Ramaswamy and we're going to war with India.

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Spoiler alert: Usha is gonna cheat with Vivek Ramaswamy and we're going to war with India.

Not India.  Sri Lanka and the Maldives.  Because, of course we'd get it wrong.  

Also, how big a piece of shit are you when we're talking about a scenario where your wife cheats on you with Vivek freaking Ramaswamy and you're still the bad guy?

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Not India.  Sri Lanka and the Maldives.  Because, of course we'd get it wrong.  

That Andaman island where the natives haven't had any recorded outside contact

Whose American dream did the Irish and Italians steal?

Whose American dream did the Irish and Italians steal?

Watch yourself wanker.
36 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Whose American dream did the Irish and Italians steal?

New York is home to several recognized Native American nations, primarily members of the historic Haudenosaunee Confederacy (Iroquois) like the Seneca, Mohawk, Cayuga, Onondaga, Oneida, and Tuscarora, plus Algonquian-speaking groups such as the Shinnecock and Unkechaug.

 

 

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JD going with the tough guy act for some reason.

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

JD going with the tough guy act for some reason.

 

 

 

Looking back, it's actually more impressive that Donald won with this absolute spare. He's uninspiring and kind of creepy

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

He's uninspiring and kind of creepy

In the same way Hitler was kind of antisemitic.

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

JD going with the tough guy act for some reason.

 

 

 

I wonder who would be more likely to deny Vance's kids jobs, those who support Ro Khanna or Nick Fuentes? We may never know.

This administration is littered with people who embody the worst traits of humanity.

Trump- Narcissistic 

Miller- Evil

Vance- Power-hungry

Bessent- Greedy

Patel- Stupid

Noem- Vain

Rubio- Cowardly 

Bondi- Cunty

Obviously there are more and plenty of overlap, but they are all so irredeemably awful. 

14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

JD going with the tough guy act for some reason.

 

 

 

Trump is so vain, thirsty, and basically a ranting man-toddler.

Steven Miller is an evil sniveling sociopath.

But both of those men at least have authenticity in their delusion. 

JD is so full of shit and such an insufferable,  self riotous piece of shit that he now rivals the aforementioned men for ‘Worst human’ in this administration.

That’s really bringing it man. 
As much as it pains me to say it, he makes Ted Cruz look humble and likable. 

Ryan Reynolds Want GIF

On 12/8/2025 at 10:55 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

New York is home to several recognized Native American nations, primarily members of the historic Haudenosaunee Confederacy (Iroquois) like the Seneca, Mohawk, Cayuga, Onondaga, Oneida, and Tuscarora, plus Algonquian-speaking groups such as the Shinnecock and Unkechaug.

 

 

Been watching "The American Revolution" Ken Burns documentary on PBS and 100% read this post in the main narrator's voice...

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