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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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For Michael Dukakis, it was a tank. For this limp dick, it’s going to be a couch.  

Moderator: "Senator Vance.  Who is a lesser known American historical figure of great import to you, and why?"

J.D., "I'd say Ethan Allen." 

Moderator: "Because he founded Vermont, was a great General in the Revolutionary War, and shaped much of early life in New England in the late 1700's?" 

J.D., "What?  No, the high end furniture guy with all the nice couches.  Who're you talking about?"  

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Please, please, Baby Jesus, let Donald, Jr. run for public office one day.

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Please, please, Baby Jesus, let Donald, Jr. run for public office one day.

Delivery same time next week work for you Donny?

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Good job everybody

 

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Cross-post to the main election thread. I didn’t see this thread until now. I’m sofa king sorry. 

 

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How the fuck did I miss this thread?! 🤣

Fell between the couch cushions.

15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"My opponent's experience in sofa as how it relates to border security is very limited and done al the way from Ohio.  We need a modular approach for different sectionals, I mean sections, of the border.  You've also got to account for sleepers.  Groups that wait until nightfall to make their crossings.  Our policy can't just be to go around chaise, I mean chasing, one-off coyotes like he proposes.  We need a five-piece set to complete the design of the interior goals.  

Too complicated. But his opponent should suggest he visit his therapists couch repeatedly. 

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So out of curiosity I did a google search, JD Vance couch fucker.  The entire first page is priceless.  After years of Republican nonstop bullshit and falsehoods, this level of insanity is great.  

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For years Jim Jordan has called for every ridiculous accusation that might benefit Republicans to have a Congressional hearing.  Someone on the judicial committee needs call on a Congressional hearing about JD and his treatment of furniture and alleged sexual assault.  

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This particular meme never fails me. 

Okay let's be honest, it's fun to make fun of Vance for fucking a couch, but......some of these couches are actually kinda hot, right? 

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Holy fuck, that might be the greatest Twitter troll account of all time. Fuck Three Year Letterman and (gasp) Gary Peterson.
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I feel like I've seen a lot.  But what the ever loving fuck?

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8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Posting in multiple threads because fuck this guy.

 

So this shit, we're not touching it.  Hit us up with $5--$50 to buy more of it. 

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22 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I feel like I've see a lot.  But what the ever loving fuck?

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Posting in multiple threads because fuck this guy.

 

 

57 minutes ago, dcbc said:

So this shit, we're not touching it.  Hit us up with $5--$50 to buy more of it.  Okay, couch fucker.

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