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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope

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#301
25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The idea of Trump campaigning and completely ignoring his kids’ advice because they gave him somebody the millennials think fucked a couch is hilarious.


they’re all pretty fucking stupid 

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#303

 

The J.D. Vance Halloween Costumes are already hitting

 

 

#305

What’s up the story about Vance writing about how he thought he was gay when he was young? And his grandma comforting him by saying that she would love him regardless of his orientation. Perhaps he should have learned about compassion from her.

 

#307

Wow, J.D. really knows how to double-down on being baited.  For such a smart guy, he really is dumb.  He's what, two weeks into the campaign?  And he's having to deflect insane stories, is underwater in the polls/fundraising already, addressing each and every celebrity and politician critique of him, bungling most media appearances, etc.  And he's about to be sent out by Trump to start Indian dogwhistling while telling his wife and children goodbye as he gets on the plane without a hint of irony.

#308
Wow, J.D. really knows how to double-down on being baited.  For such a smart guy, he really is dumb.  He's what, two weeks into the campaign?  And he's having to deflect insane stories, is underwater in the polls/fundraising already, addressing each and every celebrity and politician critique of him, bungling most media appearances, etc.  And he's about to be sent out by Trump to start Indian dogwhistling while telling his wife and children goodbye as he gets on the plane without a hint of irony.

Your first point is spot on. He has zero idea or talent for handling fuck-ups or criticism. He just doubles down and looks like more of a creepy asshole.
Trump can pull off “asshole.” People love him for it. JD…is not Trump.
#311
3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wow, J.D. really knows how to double-down on being baited.  For such a smart guy, he really is dumb.  He's what, two weeks into the campaign?  And he's having to deflect insane stories, is underwater in the polls/fundraising already, addressing each and every celebrity and politician critique of him, bungling most media appearances, etc.  And he's about to be sent out by Trump to start Indian dogwhistling while telling his wife and children goodbye as he gets on the plane without a hint of irony.

Attacking a member of the Friends cast who had fertility issues is a fantastic way to bring in Gen X.

#313

 

was it the couch? it was the couch wasnt it

 

9 months later…

 

 

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#314
Vance gets his own ‘Trump Force 2’ plane now. Lighting that PAC money on fire by the truckload.Trump probably had all the couches removed.

I’m sure Trump is charging the gop and Vance for this

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#315
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:
Vance gets his own ‘Trump Force 2’ plane now. Lighting that PAC money on fire by the truckload.Trump probably had all the couches removed.

I’m sure Trump is charging the gop and Vance for this

Vance's mile-high club with a seat cushion that may also serve as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

#316
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Vance gets his own ‘Trump Force 2’ plane now. Lighting that PAC money on fire by the truckload.Trump probably had all the couches removed.

I’m sure Trump is charging the gop and Vance for this

Apparently they are saving money on graphic design

#317
1 minute ago, G650 said:

Apparently they are saving money on graphic design


ill guess those graphics are very easy to peel off and replace 🤔🤔🤔🤔

#318

Trump:  good news and bad news, jd.  Good news is we got you your very own plane, bad news is this is your pilot... 

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#321

So JD Vance’s ball-sack shaped hairy face, a burnt monkey testicle, and Tucker’s freshly tanned scrotum all walk into a bar.  

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#322
2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So JD Vance’s ball-sack shaped hairy face, a burnt monkey testicle, and Tucker’s freshly tanned scrotum all walk into a bar.  

And the bartender says "How's it hanging, couchfucker."

#323
23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So JD Vance’s ball-sack shaped hairy face, a burnt monkey testicle, and Tucker’s freshly tanned scrotum all sit on a couch.  

Fify

#325
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Attacking a member of the Friends cast who had fertility issues is a fantastic way to bring in Gen X. millennials.

millennials fucking love friends

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#327

Art Briles: "Why would couches even be at a party like that?"

#328
22 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“I hate the police” 

- JD Vance

New from NYT

 

He wuz just fooled by the lamestream media until he got set right by President Donald Trump making America great again by being the greatest president ever. 

#331
1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

Still not sure whether to shit on this guy in the main thread or this one, so you get both. He’s such a buffoon. 

 

That's seriously a what in the actual fuck kind of moment.  

#332

Fox News cut JD off like a dog.  Soooooo boooooring.

Looks like Fox is done carrying Vance’s speech

 

#333
6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Fox News cut JD off like a dog.  Soooooo boooooring.

Looks like Fox is done carrying Vance’s speech

 


 

Preview of how it all ends for Diet Mountain Douche in a couple months

 

 

#336
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

 

I looked this up on my phone, and there was a Trump ad pre-watch on youtube.  Maybe this is a simulation.

#337
10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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“JD is this ‘lover’ here in the room with us right now?”

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#338
If you ever find coins in your sofa that's hush money from JD Vance


😂

#340
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I see that the hillbilly effigy movie has jumped into Netflix top 10. Wonder what demos are driving that. 

The couch-curious?

#341
58 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

VLADIMIR FUTON !!!
 

Whoever came up with that wins the furking internets

#343
On 7/24/2024 at 3:04 PM, Nicole44 said:

This thread is Sofa King great. 

Easy now

#344
On 7/24/2024 at 10:13 PM, Mez2 said:

JD Vance: Sofa King

You can fuck right off with this shit 

#345
14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

VLADIMIR FUTON !!!
 

That may be a little too close to home. 

Can you imagine what would happen to the press cycle if a photo of Kamala Harris in a CCCP (USSR in Cyrillic script) shirt, complete with a hammer and sickle surfaced?

 

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#349

 

Have a couch you just...don't love anymore? Set it out the night before your TRASH ONLY (not recycling) collection day.

 

 

#350
23 hours ago, Underdog said:

Trump:  good news and bad news, jd.  Good news is we got you your very own plane, bad news is this is your pilot... 

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9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Have a couch you just...don't love anymore? Set it out the night before your TRASH ONLY (not recycling) collection day.

 

 

 

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